Author Topic: Luana Brazilian Marble Arch - B&S  (Read 1923 times)


6 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 6001745) (3 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Kool Keef]

Offline The Night King

I posted about this sesh  (and the extensive backstory) in the Brazilian Hotties thread. Here's the actual review

I tried booking Come 2 Enjoy / Early Bird 2 : External Link/Members Only - Fucking Stunner. God knows if she actually exists. Maybe Sergey / Sergio can advise.

Sergey / Sergio sneakily sent me to see : External Link/Members Only (pl see pics attached of the SP I actually saw).

Location: Small flat round the back of Marble Arch station. Hilarious that as I waited outside to get buzzed in, two girls walk up behind me and let me in. They're clearly two SPs chatting away in Portuguese (but neither are the one I booked). Either way it made for a funny lift journey rapt with anticipation  ;). I was hoping they were the flatmates of the girl I booked but it didn't turn out that way    :unknown:

Cut a long story short, Luana is a cookie cutter Brazilian. Short brunette. False tits. Enhanced bum (I think). Looks like she's done a lot of gym work. Great little bod. Very average looking facially. It's like they churn them out of a factory.

After 30 seconds in her room I knew it wasn't the girl I booked (I compared her tattoos from the profile) but she wasn't that bad so decided to give her a go. She tried to get me up to £120 for half an hour but I insisted on £80 + £20 (for DFK +OWO) and she gave me a taster of a deep snog before I handed over the Lizzies. She was pushing for £120 but I started to walk out of the room and she caved. Deal done @ a ton.

The deed was ok. She was keen to get me out of the flat after a few minutes of the session as someone else was obviously due in next...

Observation: Didn't ask me to wash or shower. So hygiene concerns here. I'd prefer an EE who sprays / overly wipes your privates than an apparent WTF attitude to cleanliness.  :scare:

The SP wasn't worried to clarify in advance whether the session booked was 30 or 60 mins. All of which suggests there's a revolving door of guys being sent in. I even saw the fella walking past our room who was banging the other SP (she was rough as f**k).

Oh well...
 

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Offline Saint.George

Thanks for posting this review. I was considering giving Luana a go but after your B&S experience as well as the questionable hygiene... will give it a pass.
Cheers brother,
Monkey