Author Topic: S3xy.Lenna - Haverhil  (Read 1145 times)


5 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5891867) (3 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline No Muff Too Tough

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Background - I usually only go for FBSM but my regular lady being out of reach in Lockdown plus I had to go to Haverhole anyway. I'd seen Lenna's profile before but the lack of info and reviews disabled made it look like a Sergi special, but some recent reviews confirmed it was ok. Haverhole has always been baron of talent, there's a couple of Chinese places in the town center but it's exposed if you know people in the town so Lenna seemed a good option to check out.

Comms - Answered the phone quickly, then subsequent txts were quick too. English obviously not her first language but it's still reasonable.

Location - Chalkstone Estate, near the school. It's not a great area if you know it, scruffy terraced houses with gobby teenage twats out of school hours. House is tucked out the way, you can park about 100m away out of sight. It's safe enough but you wouldn't want a holiday there.

It's a shared house, didn't see anyone but could hear two or three others there. Smelt of stale smoke which as a non-smoker is quite obvious. The house has that grubby almost crack den feel to it which makes is a bit exciting in an unusual way (not suggesting it is a crack den). Action takes place upstairs in a sparse room, as previously said on a thin and noisy mattress.

About Lenna - Not a criticism of Lenna, she isn't my usual type and I knew that. I like them big and buxom, all tits and arse but I went to see if the service was good rather than for Lenna herself. Lenna is friendly, not as glamorous as the pictures but if you like super slim ladies then you'll be fine. She does make a good effort to chat, I can't fault her for that.

The Service - I just wanted a straight forward massage with a tit-wank to finish. No kissing or GFE, just the massage. The massage wasn't great, just a bit of oil on the back and legs, not even a hint of teasing - it's clear massage is not Lenna's thing. I find that disappointing, massage is something I feel all escorts should be able to do reasonably well, it can slow the pace down or fill the time, put the client at ease etc. Quite honestly the poor massage, the people in the house and smoke smell etc - I was not feeling it one bit and it was obvious, it was all very awkward.

I turned over at Lenna's request, she put a bit of oil on the old chap and was wanking away. I asked her to oil her boobs which she did and there followed a tit wank which in fairness was quite good but it still felt a bit awkward. Cleaned up, bit of chat and Lenna helped me get dressed.

Conclusion - All in all, it was a bit shit. Not Lenna herself, she is nice enough and as she is not my type I would not mark her down for looks - but the service was lacklusture for what I was looking for. If you went for oral or sex, probably a different experience. The house set up is really off putting and the location isn't great either, plus I was out the door in 20 mins. Most massage places will tease you on your back for 25 mins, flip over for the last 5 mins to bring it all to a conclusion - it must be one of the easiest services to fill time with.

The other thing that was a bit odd was Lenna was either very quietly singing to herself or talking to herself a times  :unknown:

I won't be heading back any time soon.

Offline Narnia

Sorry you didn't have as good a time as hoped OP. As you say a massage with a happy ending is the easiest way to take a 30 min booking!

There is a couple of Chinese massage places in Haverhill that give a good massage and offer a HE, usual £20 extra for HR and £40 body 2 body.

Offline davidac

If ever a punt summed up Haverhole! Sorry to hear of your experience but I enjoyed the humour in the review!