The extras question

[sparkus]

I've heard some ridiculous ones over the years after "Turn over, dahling"...

"Would you like to try happy ending?" (try?!)
"Do you want to relax?"
"You want just happy ending or boom boom?"
"Is there anything you'd like to ask me?"

[LLPunting]

"You want fuck?" (asks naked masseuse pointing at my erection)   
"You have condom?" (asks naked masseuse, supine and legs akimbo)   
"I no massage, you fuck me?" (asks naked masseuse bending over table and presenting her bottom to me, her starfish winking)   

[Bertie_Dastard]

"Pussy condom?"

[sparkus]

"You want fuck?" (asks naked masseuse pointing at my erection)   
"You have condom?" (asks naked masseuse, supine and legs akimbo)   
"I no massage, you fuck me?" (asks naked masseuse bending over table and presenting her bottom to me, her starfish winking)   

You've had a lot more luck than me over the years

[Bertie_Dastard]

"Is there anything you'd like to ask me?"

"Yes luv...who won the FA Cup in 1954?"

[catweazle]

I hate the version that basically goes "what would you like to do?".  Usually, l either know the establishment or have done my due diligence beforehand, so l have a good idea as to whether FS is available. Saying l want to fuck her may push the boundaries too far, but not saying it could mean l miss out (see my recent review of "Candi" for a good example)

[sparkus]

I hate the version that basically goes "what would you like to do?".  Usually, l either know the establishment or have done my due diligence beforehand, so l have a good idea as to whether FS is available. Saying l want to fuck her may push the boundaries too far, but not saying it could mean l miss out (see my recent review of "Candi" for a good example)

Yeah, I hate that as it basically ends up me asking for upper end services and her pushing up the tip.  You can't go wrong with the 20/30/40 price structure and then FS at 50/60 negotiation.

[Thephoenix]

"Yes luv...who won the FA Cup in 1954?"

What was there before the world began?

[pbrown355]

West Bromwich Albion

[pbrown355]

That's an answer to reply 4 not reply 7

[houseboot]

West Bromwich Albion

What 

The Baggies actually won something   

It's been a long time 

[mr.bluesky]

What 

The Baggies actually won something   

It's been a long time 

They might win the premier league wooden spoon this year 

[Wadebridge]

"You want fuck?" (asks naked masseuse pointing at my erection)   
"You have condom?" (asks naked masseuse, supine and legs akimbo)   
"I no massage, you fuck me?" (asks naked masseuse bending over table and presenting her bottom to me, her starfish winking)   

Wow. I'll bet those experiences called for a fair degree of 'will power' fella.

What 
The Baggies actually won something   
It's been a long time 

I'm sure "the baggies" actually won the day there faced with that 'surprise predicament'. 

[king tarzan]

I tend to negotiate on extras.. and nope never have got shit service in return.. it's been supreme quality... Just s nonsense notion that service will be shit if one tries to negotiate on extras.. obviously they don't know what there talking about

[Punterperson1971]

I tend to negotiate on extras.. and nope never have got shit service in return.. it's been supreme quality... Just s nonsense notion that service will be shit if one tries to negotiate on extras.. obviously they don't know what there talking about

I had one tried to charge me £10  for a piece of clothing to wear ffs I did review her ages ago,think it was stockings can’t remember.

[king tarzan]

I had one tried to charge me £10  for a piece of clothing to wear ffs I did review her ages ago,think it was stockings can’t remember.

I had that years ago, I told her nope.. do it or no booking.. bitch didn't respond..