Author Topic: Lady.Kitty (Uxbridge)  (Read 3214 times)


3 review(s) for Lisa Goddess! (0 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline somerandomfella

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So I choose this lady because she's fairly local. But local doesn't mean good. Rubbish punt.

LOOKS 6/10

Looks better in the Vivastreet link, but thought this would be a decent punt as Russian girls have proved to be good SP's before. Was I wrong! From a distance, looked quite good, but she is extremely skinny. And no arse at all. Boobs were small but perky.

LOCATION: 7/10

Close to Hillingdon hospital, it's a bit out of Uxbridge, and not immediately convenient. Flat was fine.

SERVICE: 2/10

Strange service. Unbelievable timewaster. First started chatting about her paintings on her phone, ok i thought, but a wasting tactic. I requested her to wear stockings, and then she went through a 5 minute tutorial in how to put her stockings on. There was OWO without at least, but no FK. She was perfectly nice girl to chat to though but it's definitely a miss, I'm afraid.

Offline Muff licker

I have had shit punts from those flats near the Hospital normally Brazilians

Offline Waterhouse

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Someone get her a sandwich ffs.  Her legs look like twigs... I can see why you say she has no arse to speak of.  She says natural rack on AW, but I’d be surprised if she was a natural C cup being so underweight.

Sorry to hear it was a shite punt.  Better luck after LD2.  :hi:


Offline PatMacGroin

Cheers for the review.

Her profiles seem very confused. AW indicates no incalls unless you're willing to blow £1,2000 on an overnighter. But the VS profile seems to have a blurred out (due to Covid19) hourly incall rate of £120.

Looks like her rates have gone down since her profile was captured last year, and judging by the few reviews they will probably continue to drop as her phone continues to gather dust.