Kanya Thai Massage, Coatbridge

[Trickus]

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Thought give this one a try after another review of her.

LOCATION: cul-De-sac in Coatbridge (area called Sikeside), easy to find, surrounding streets a bit rough. I didn’t park
                 In the cul-de-sac but on one of the off streets.

PRICE: £50 for 60 mins. She does other prices as per her ad. I opted for 60mins.

PROVIDER: Thai woman who said she’s 40 which maybe true. Certainly in her 40’s. Had the usual black leggings and
                  black tunic. Would say she’s probably at least size 14 going by her hips. She’s very chatty saying that she
                  has been in Scotland for 12 years and has a kid with Scottish hubby. She also used to previously work in
                  Dumbarton.

The Main Event: Messaged in the morning for an hour later, told ok and given address. She asked in the text if I was
                        Muslim. There was no mention of extras at this point. Arrived and easy to find. Going up to the house
                        (she is 1 in a 4 block) there was kids toys and play things in garden. Her door number says “Thailand”
                        below “15”. She came to the front door dressed in big fluffy house coat with mask on. Asked to go up
                        the stairs and there was a strong smell of cigarettes so whoever she lives with is heavy smoker. She did
                        not smell of fags.
                        I asked for a shower and this was across from 2 bedrooms with what looked like kids names but no
                        hint of kids there at time. Whilst having shower and washing myself she sat down and chatted away.
                        I was then shown up to the loft conversion that had massage table and a mattress in another corner.
                        Maybe this is where she sleeps but I don’t know. Asked to lie down then given a massage firstly on my
                        front which she covered my back. I said she didn’t need to cover but she said that even though I wasn’t
                        shy that she is shy.
                        There was no subtle hints or swipes. Asked to lie on back and still covered and again no real hints. After
                        she did massage she asked if I wanted anything else so I asked for “happy ending”. I said I would give
                        her extra £10 to which she agreed saying she normally asks for £15. No touching allowed.
                        After the HE I was wiped down. Total time there was probably 70 mins.

                        I would rate this as neutral as the massage was not bad but also not good - in between. The HE was
                        Good but again more “meh”. The price was fine as well. I don’t know if anything else on offer.
                        Would I return - maybe / maybe not but wouldn’t rush back

[Jock D]

Helpful review.

She was on my radar... but I think I'll put her on hold for the time being.

[1980Tam]

Was interested in this one with previous review , however your review has dropped it from my to do list , thankfully you mentioned Sikeside as location , easilily the worst area in in Coatbridge with every kind of underisable dragging the scheme down for all the good residents . Had to walk from punt there many years ago from junkie and dangerous looking minder.

[Trickus]

Was interested in this one with previous review , however your review has dropped it from my to do list , thankfully you mentioned Sikeside as location , easilily the worst area in in Coatbridge with every kind of underisable dragging the scheme down for all the good residents . Had to walk from punt there many years ago from junkie and dangerous looking minder.

Well they’re building and already built some swanky and expensive houses / flats behind the dodgy streets in what I think was an old chimney factory. The new estates house prices are really expensive.

I can’t imagine if you’ve bought one of the new builds and your balcony looks out into the dodgy council estates.

There are a few scatter houses in the streets around that area. And as I said I wouldn’t rush back but others may find her good.

[Trickus]

Helpful review.

She was on my radar... but I think I'll put her on hold for the time being.

The good thing was that as it was last minute I got a massage within the hour. She did look at her phone a couple of times but didn’t answer the texts.

There is a clock on the wall that she refers to so she knows how much time left.

Again maybe a punt if last minute. I could see her getting bookings but maybe not returners

[1980Tam]

Well they’re building and already built some swanky and expensive houses / flats behind the dodgy streets in what I think was an old chimney factory. The new estates house prices are really expensive.

I can’t imagine if you’ve bought one of the new builds and your balcony looks out into the dodgy council estates.

There are a few scatter houses in the streets around that area. And as I said I wouldn’t rush back but others may find her good.

You can build the best new houses you want, but if its still in the Bronx with the original problem neighbours whats the improvement only higher mortgage debt .