Author Topic: Lizette de boheme Uxbridge  (Read 3548 times)


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Offline harry1980

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Comms
Mainly by text although she was slow at responding. Did end up speaking in the phone but couldn’t understand a word she said so comms were frustrating but got there in the end.

Venue
Dodgy block of flats in the town centre (sorry if anyone reading this lives there). Felt safe enough, very busy outside. I thought the venue may have been nicer (more upmarket) given her profile coming across more sophisticated. Also it’s a working flat that others use and didn’t find it particularly clean.

The Girl
I was mesmerised by her catalogue of photos and a recent review gave me confidence that I was to meet a sexy sophisticated lady. She was attractive but no where near as good as her photos and I was a bit disappointed that I dropped down to 30 mins. Sounded like a French accent, was nice enough girl but far from what I expected. Around 5,3, petite, slight belly, legs weren’t toned, face more rounded. Would put her at mid to late 40’s.

The Punt
Got buzzed in downstairs and guided up by phone. The lift stank of cigarettes and upon entering the flat I was a little disappointed by her looks and the flat itself. Stayed because I have a stupid dick and i’d Just fobbed off my other WG option to go with Lizette instead.

Into a room, decent sized bed which was made up. Thought it was her flat but she then tells me she lives elsewhere and just works here and the girl in other room is very loud! Didn’t get to find out who that was but there are two other girls on AW that she works with that she mentions on her profile.

Offered and took the shower. Messy bathroom with rolled up old clean towels to use. At least there was hot water and plenty of soap! Stupidly I didn’t realise that this was a working flat by this point and so thinking I was the only person there and it was her place I left all my clothes including extra cash and watch in the bathroom  :dash:

Returned back to the room and decided to stay for half hour rather than planned one hour. She is enthusiastic and immediately removed her dress. Old school 50’s type of bra and knicker set although I didn’t find her that attractive but did enough to get me hard. I sat on the end of the bed, she straddled me and we locked lips. As we rolled around on the bed and she removed her own clothes.

Gave an impressive bj, and she was licking the tip, shaft and balls. Back up for some more dfk, rolled around some more and then she applied the Dom. She then straddled me and rode me cg to completion. The chap had been full for a good week so wasn’t going to last long plus I had bad thoughts of some other op helping himself to my cash and watch in the bathroom!

Pulled her off me, ran back to the bathroom to have another quick shower and recover my stuff! The light switch was in the outside of the room and some idiot turned it off whilst I was mid shower!  :diablo: Fortunately  someone put it back on after two mins and no one had nicked my stuff  :dance:

Conclusion
I’m giving this review a neutral rating as I was hoping for an hour and to go a few rounds having not had any in a few weeks and was disappointed by the venue and that her photos are well out of date. She was nice enough and gave a good service (£100 for 30 mins) although I thought £80 would have been better priced. 

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Harry1980, Thank you for posting your review, sorry 'Lizette' did not live up to expectations. Better luck next time!

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« Last Edit: November 10, 2020, 04:37:06 pm by Fully Sated »

Offline JonasG

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How come you paid £100 for 30 minutes? Profile says £80 with no extras indicated.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2020, 05:04:12 pm by JonasG »

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How come you paid £100 for 30 minutes? Profile says £80 with no extras indicated.

You’re right! She stuffed me! My fault, I gave her £100 when I came in thinking it was that price for half hour  :dash: It’s because I was going to see another WG which was £100 but switched booking to Lizette last second. I guess that Karma! In any event Lizette should have said I’ve given too much - how do I turn this review into a negative now?  :manhater:

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Thanks for the review @harry1980

I added this one to my HL following the previous review. She is off now, shit digs, unflattering lingerie and slimy crook to boot; no thank you.

Save a few a packet so cheers again!
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Cheers for the review. That's appalling she didn't call out that you'd given her too much. I doubt very much she'd mid-40s, for a start she's listed her age as 45. I'd be thinking mid-late 50s at least.

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The light switch was in the outside of the room and some idiot turned it off whilst I was mid shower! 
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Lol, it is a motion sensor light. Goes off quite quickly till you flail your arms.

I think the flat mate is External Link/Members Only

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You’re right! She stuffed me! My fault, I gave her £100 when I came in thinking it was that price for half hour  :dash: It’s because I was going to see another WG which was £100 but switched booking to Lizette last second. I guess that Karma! In any event Lizette should have said I’ve given too much - how do I turn this review into a negative now?  :manhater:

Disgraceful indeed.

Deserved negative.

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Lol, it is a motion sensor light. Goes off quite quickly till you flail your arms.

I think the flat mate is External Link/Members Only

She has 2 and has their pics in her gallery.

This one: External Link/Members Only and some blonde.

Looks like this one: External Link/Members Only
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She has 2 and has their pics in her gallery.

This one: External Link/Members Only and some blonde.

Looks like this one: External Link/Members Only

Oh yes, I did notice External Link/Members Only had the same photo effects as Lizette, but then she disappeared to Bath. Now back, it seems.

And good to see HélèneofT's profile! I saw her quite a few years ago off gumtree or backpage.

Offline Muff licker

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I saw her flatmate a few weeks ago review pending AVOID shit service from a weirdo

Review to follow

Offline harry1980

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I saw her flatmate a few weeks ago review pending AVOID shit service from a weirdo

Review to follow

This will be interesting as was considering booking her as a duo with Lizette but she wasn’t available.

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This will be interesting as was considering booking her as a duo with Lizette but she wasn’t available.
I would not bother mate

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Cheers for the heads up. One to avoid then.

This group looking more suspect now.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2020, 02:06:41 pm by JonasG »

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Cheers for the heads up. One to avoid then.

This group looking more suspect now.
Yes all a bit past it  I just popped a review in does anyone have any intel on the Indian girls that work there?

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negative same flat

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Seems some of the lads need to learn to 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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