External Link/Members OnlyMassage happened last week. Responded quite quickly through Gumtree. Requested 1 hr deep tissue massage for £50 and was booked in for the next morning.
Address was given and I turned up to a street in Coatbridge. Ex council houses in a wee cul-de-sac. Parked in the street and was seen by a few neighbours but they never gave me a 2nd glance. Looks like her own or a friend's house as there were kids bikes and trampoline etc in garden but no sound of anyone else in the house. She opened the door and directed me up to a room that was used as a home massage room with table in middle. Towels oils music etc.
She was friendly, curvy mid 40s Thai woman in a masseurs uniform/top and leggings. Not overly attractive but not the worst. She was talking to me as I got undressed and lay face down on table. Massage was good. Not too deep but good. No teasing or touching but she did remove the towel for a bit while she worked on the back of my legs. Turned over and she re-covered me then asked if I would like "relaxation ending". She said she could do this for 1 time for £15. Obviously I said yes so she took the towel off me but continued massaging my legs for a bit then got to work.
Her technique wasn't great but good enough. I never tried to touch her or anything or push for anything more so don't know what else would be on the cards.
Finished and she wiped me down with a warm damp cloth then dried with towel. Gave her 70 and on the way out she handed me a bottle of water and my fiver change which I didn't expect. Back in the car about 10 mins over time.
All in all a good massage with a handjob to finish for 65 was good value I'd say. I would have to say the massage was a better standard than the wank if that makes sense but a positive from me.
Been ages since I've punted or reviewed so if I've missed anything let me know.
Oh, she had great English and was quite chatty. In case that puts people off. I wasn't too bothered by it.