lol me retire
what the fuck would i do all day long - im not hanging up my thongs just yet although i do hav my retirement plan already in action for when i do - it will be a while till i stop whoring
i have just been really busy working in other cities in the uk from inverness which is so bloody freezing in the winter that i need my thermal undies to work in (really sexy) devon ( lots of farmers) to oslo and stockholm where a fucking happy meal is 7 quid - 7 fucking quid for a happy meal i had a heart attack - its why the kids all look so upset there they have never had a happy meal in there life
at least the pavements are heated though in the winter so you can still shop as the snow melts ,
and if any one want to lose weight just fuck off to oslo for a week it so expensive that you just dont eat a loaf of bread is a around a fiver and have you ever seen a fat norwegian i havnt , its cos they cant afford to eat and there are no winos or drunks a pint of beer in a hotel like the raddison or hilton is like 11 quid ( and they expect a tip
) So fuck only knows what a 4 pack of special brew would be probably 30 quid
on the plus side half an hour is 170 and and hour 280 (dont have a heart attack guys ) thats the going rate there and that dont even include sex (joke) there is nothing cheaper than that give or take 10 20 quid
On the down side a hotel is 150 - 200 a night food (well i covered that) the police can visit you
theres a big fine if your a guy and get caught buying sex or time in jail and if you use a norwegian sim card you have to show your passport or official id then your number is on the equivlant of 192 .com with your full name and address which the police can use to get you thrown out of the hotel with
would i go back yeah course i would just gonna take lots of pot noodls with me next time and cup a soups and the museums are free and they have some great paintings and train travel is cheap as well
and its cold even in th summer /spring its still cold
i just got that touring bug so now instead of going on holidays which i use to do , im working out which hotels aint keycarded how big the lobby is and where the lifts are in relation to the reception and how to get there by train or plane or automobile and how easy is it to nick the towels I wish trip advisor would give out this info on the reviews make things so much easier for me
I try to spend 4 weeks at home in bristol working, then two weeks touring although it dont always work out like that Its the general plan
When i finnish im gonna write a book and call it Touring and Whoring - The diary of a touring escort
PB is one of my most favourite girls in the business - even though we've never met! Hot as fuck, great rep and to be fair - I've heard so little about her this last 18 months, I thought she'd retired.... A girl like PB doesn't need to tout - so firmly established with such a great repertoire, reputation and body that she just doesn't need to!
Top lass... 11/10 - just wished I still passed through Bristol like I did back in the late 80's - would love an hour with her and her hot tub service.....
TK - if you are for real, you have a lot to learn!! If you really want to hit the big time - watch and learn from a lady like PB... befriend her and it will serve you very well.