Comms: very good, friendly [what I took to be] maid convo in good English, directed me to the flat no bother
Venue: flats adjacent to station. Not discreet at all.
Outfit: there's three VS ads with similar text, I pretty much assumed it would be a brothel with an element of B&S and even dress sizes well into double figures:
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External Link/Members Only2.
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External Link/Members OnlyOn arrival I was greeted by the unphotoshopped girl 3
"Are you the maid?"
"No, just me working here."
"Oh."
Seriously dumpy (actually can't put into words how much so) and looked like she'd just flown in off an Aeroflot from Vladivostok having pulled back to back shifts in a busy kitchen. I apologised and said I couldn't stay as she wasn't what was on the ad on my phone. Didn't seem that bothered to be fair.
