This is a tricky one to grade, but I think an overall negative is warranted given the huge disparity between the profile and reality.
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External Link/Members Only I had seen one positive review of a fairly vanilla punt and, as she was touring close by, thought I'd make a visit. She is quite pricey at £160 for an hour but the services listed ticked my boxes and it said there were no extras, so I took the plunge. Text message sent and a series of further ones, all prompt and clear. Found the flat easily, nice location, very safe, easy entry system and arrived with no issues.
Was offered and took a shower, the flat is very nice. Chloe is delightful, certainly attractive (in my view) nice body and near perfect tits, from my perspective. Firm, about a handful and nicely squeezable. She was dressed in panties and a bra and looked lovely.
Sadly, that's when it started to go downhill. I handed over the cash and said I was looking for her naughtier services (CIM and swallow) amongst the more routine ones. She said 'that's at discretion', I should have known then, but I soldiered on. 'Ok, what do I have to do to meet your discretion?' says I. 'We just have to see' was the response. So bearing in mind I was freshly showered and I don't usually get refused discretionary services, when they are truly discretionary, I continued.
She is learning to be a masseuse, apparently, so offered some oiled up massage. I took the offer and she rubbed away. I got the impression that she'd have happily done that for an hour, so I pressed on. No kissing (COVID), ok I've had that recently elsewhere so accepted that. We chatted for some time and it was like being in a completely straight massage parlour, 'is the temperature ok?', 'how has your day been?', 'are you going out tonight', that sort of thing. She showed no inclination to initiate any sexual contact so I asked if I could go down on her. Yes sure she said, but no fingers inside, no anal fingering, both of which I enjoy and, more to the point, are on her enjoys list. I have no idea how my performance was received as she didn't move a single muscle during the entire event. I don't know if I prefer that or a faked orgasm.
We both sat up again and she started talking so I suggested maybe she'd like to perform some oral on me. She covered it in oil and started rubbing. Given the complete lack of any meaningful interaction I wasn't exactly rising to the occasion. After a while I suggested she might actually put it in her mouth which she did. Well the bit of it that stuck up past her clenched fist anyway. She had her grip firmly round it from the base and that was her guide as to how much she put it her mouth. I'm not entirely sure she even closed her mouth round it, it went in for sure but literally didn't touch the sides. Her constant reminder that it didn't look very excited was not helpful and I just let her rub it for a bit before getting dressed. She had no inclination to get anywhere near my balls for licking, let alone anywhere further South. Given that the oral wasn't completed I can't say in all good conscience that she wouldn't have allowed CIM, but I think we all know that hell would have frozen over first. And her profile doesn't show CIM as discretionary in any event. I have been disappointed before in punts, but this was down there at the bottom.
She's a lovely lass, more at home at the make up counter at John Lewis or a straighter than straight spa than working in the escort business. She talks the right game from an 'is everything ok' point of view and she's very sweet, but she is not cut out for satisfying horny old men. I've copied her 'enjoys' list, deleted the ones I didn't try and commented on those I did;
Anal Play - NO
CIM - NO, note she doesn't show this as 'discretion'
Deep Throat - NO
Fingering/Finger Play - NO
French Kissing -NO
French Kissing (discretion) - NO
Hand Relief - That's about all she does
Oral - YES
Oral without (at discretion) - YES
Oral without Protection - YES
Receiving Oral - YES
Rimming - NO
Rimming (receiving) - NO
Snowballing - NO
Swallow - NO
Swallow (at discretion) - NO
In summary;
PROsAttractive girl
Nice clean safe environment
Good comms
You'd happily introduce her to your motherCONsExpensive at £160 per hour
Just not into sex work
Hardly reaches vanilla on the punting scale
Doesn't offer many of her 'enjoys' list
If I'd known what I would get I wouldn't have gone. There may be many vanilla punters for whom she's spot on but not me. If her profile accurately reflected her services then I'm sure she'd get positive reviews, but just not from this reporter.
