Author Topic: Fern Thai Massage - M4 Manchester Flats  (Read 18740 times)

Offline samneil15

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Well I said I had to try this one despite the negs and my gut instinct was correct.

£100 for 1 hour massage inc B2B to completion. (a little more than most but she is fucking faf)

Comms - All very straight forward via Whatsapp

Location - Flats in Manchester next to Marble Arch. Free parking right opposite, no issues. Very clean tidy flat, fit for purpose but the smallest shower cubicle I have ever seen in my life.

Meet - So once inside, I shower and jump on the bed. Fern left the room and took a good few minutes to return. My initial thoughts were she will time waste and kick me out before the hour is up. Anyway, she finally returns and removes her shorts and top to reveal a black negligée that instantly got me excited. Did I say she was fit as fuck already?

The massage goes on for what felt like a lifetime but I kept my mouth shut and enjoyed the massage. I did notice a lot of one hand action, she was clearly on her phone at the same time which was beginning to irritate me. Again, I kept my mouth shut just to see what the whole experience would be like.

Eventually, after thoroughly massaging my feet, legs and back, she begins to pay attention to my ass and balls. Felt amazing. CC swipes are one thing but she was lingering around my ass with her hands for a good 5 minutes which made me fully erect. She gets naked and begins to slide up and down my back. This didn't last long before she asked me to turn over.

The anticipation at this point was killing me, I had yet to see her in all her glory. Fuck me she was hot - Not had a Thai girl that smoking hot for a while. I felt like a kid in a sweet shop again. The frontal B2B continued and my hands are over her. She had no issues with me fingering her, a little anal play and sucking her nipples. She begins a HJ and titjob combo. Perfect tits for a titwank where she trapped my cock firmly between them and used her forearm as a barrier to stop it from slipping out. My first experience of a proper titwank and my word was it amazing.

A few times she attacked my cock as though she was about to suck it but alas, it was all a tease. Now this is the part where some of my fellow ukp members will shout in uproar. She did the cock between her thighs thing and began to thigh fuck me as though we were actually fucking. It felt amazing. She even did it in reverse cowgirl, jumping up and down. The sap began to rise, far too early I might add as I wanted more of her, but the inevitable happened and I exploded all over my stomach while she was grinding her ass cheeks on me.

Another shower in the worlds smallest shower and I'm out. In my car I realise I'd been there just over 90 minutes! Taking into account 2 showers and 5 minutes of faf, she still gave me plenty of time. I left happy and I think I will return, even just to see if she will go for a BJ next time.

The negatives were the phone use during the massage and she is a little pricey for her service, but the massage was reminiscent of Polish Kate. Still not had a B2B as good as hers since she retired but this was a close second. If she were £60 an hour like Kate, I'd be there weekly and she'd be booked up for months to come.

Overall, a positive for me. Any questions guys, ask away.

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Good review-cheers for sharing. :thumbsup:


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Any pics of her knocking around?

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Active link,were the pics in the ad representative of who you saw Sam?

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Active link,were the pics in the ad representative of who you saw Sam?

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Yes that's her alright, save her number into your punting phone to see her Whatsapp profile pic. She's stunning imo.

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Yes that's her alright, save her number into your punting phone to see her Whatsapp profile pic. She's stunning imo.
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Offline frankc

Nice review there Pal, sometimes it pays off going with your gut, done that a few times myself....What do you think the chances are of smooth talking her into a FS ?


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Nice review there Pal, sometimes it pays off going with your gut, done that a few times myself....What do you think the chances are of smooth talking her into a FS ?

C'est possible  :yahoo:

Access previously said he was offered FS by her, so it could be on the cards. I'll be happy with some owo and a titwank with this one though

Offline Moby Dick

C'est possible  :yahoo:

Access previously said he was offered FS by her, so it could be on the cards. I'll be happy with some owo and a titwank with this one though

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What?? No DP?
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What?? No DP?
 :sarcastic:

Can only go for DP when you're back in action Moby - Let's do this  :lol:

Offline jonko

HI, Could you tell me how her prices work please. On her page it is £40 for one hour massage, how do she set the extras if you paid £100. thanks

Offline samneil15

HI, Could you tell me how her prices work please. On her page it is £40 for one hour massage, how do she set the extras if you paid £100. thanks

£20 - HE only
£40 - Topless HE
£60 - Body 2 Body

Offline Engl1shmuff1ns

HI, Could you tell me how her prices work please. On her page it is £40 for one hour massage, how do she set the extras if you paid £100. thanks

Good review OP and similar to my own experiences. QQ, I saw her twice - once in Prestwich and once in Ancoats, can I do a combined review of the two, or separate reviews? Both Positive BTW.

Stalking her WhatsApp keeps a spring in my step and I'm tempted to add her flatmate as well to see if she posts at a similar rate.

The naked B2B is £60 on top of whatever time you book and the rest of her extras are: Topless + HJ for £40 or HJ only for £20. The massage prices for more than an hour are £55 for 90 minutes and £70 for two hours.

Hope that helps. EM

Offline Tomsmith86

Great review, saw what I assume is her flatmate yesterday for 30 mins of light relief. I might have to book this girl though next time!

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Had my eye on Fern when I was stopping in Prestwich for work,but now she's moved it's a bit far.By the way whose her flatmate? Does she work.

Offline samneil15

4 hand is an option so I'd love to know more about her mate.

Offline Tomsmith86

4 hand is an option so I'd love to know more about her mate.

I am 99% sure I saw her flatmate yesterday, a little firecracker. Just from what was on offer and pricing, i think they operate out of the same place! Review below if it's of any use!
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=286798.0

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Does anyone have a link for her with a telephone number on ? The gumtree one doesn’t have it unless you are registered.

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Does anyone have a link for her with a telephone number on ? The gumtree one doesn’t have it unless you are registered.

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Only just noticed this cheers Sam - surely you’ve had a titwank from Sofia? :unknown:
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Thanks Goldfinch , much appreciated man.

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And.... She's gone

I suspect that the flurry of new clients off the back of these reviews has left her little time to repost her GT ad. The number will still get through for calls/texts/Whatsapp.

Today's Whatsapp picture is a treat btw. EM

Offline samneil15

Definitely working. She keeps WhatsApping me. And Dusty of course I've had a titwank from Sophia but Ferns technique was something else. Been back to Fern again and all I can say is I got more than I bargained for. Anyone noticed that her pussy is rather different from most girls, even Thai? Hope shes not a post op  :scare:

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Definitely working. She keeps WhatsApping me. And Dusty of course I've had a titwank from Sophia but Ferns technique was something else. Been back to Fern again and all I can say is I got more than I bargained for. Anyone noticed that her pussy is rather different from most girls, even Thai? Hope shes not a post op  :scare:
I’m suspect... what did you get? She’s offered me BJ and FS, but I declined

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I saw her last week. She's definitely a TS.
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I saw her last week. She's definitely a TS.
so you managed to get down below?

Offline Engl1shmuff1ns

FWIW, I don't think she is. A gentleman doesn't betray too many bedroom secrets, she seemed appropriately anatomically responsive for her gender, but I'm no expert. EM

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Yep not a chance she’s TS.
I reckon early 40s though age wise

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She definitely is a post op shemale. Tell tale signs she dimmed the lights really low.  Her hands and feet were really big and not in proportion of the rest of her petite slim appearance.  She removed her underwear  at the very last minute and would position herself where her pussy was either out of reach or view. I did manage to grab a feel and it felt weird almost hard to touch and unnatural
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Offline johnsmith0123

Most saying she is a definitely a girl, except one poster (not sure on credibility as he has no reviews). Looking for a good thai B2B, doesn't seem to be many decent b2b services about atm. Fern tempted me, as EM mentioned her whatsapp photo's are hot

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Most saying she is a definitely a girl, except one poster (not sure on credibility as he has no reviews). Looking for a good thai B2B, doesn't seem to be many decent b2b services about atm. Fern tempted me, as EM mentioned her whatsapp photo's are hot

Thoroughly recommend for all the reasons I've posted before Smithy. I've yet to tick the TS box on my fucket list and despite not having done so, the lone voice's compelling evidence doesn't convince me and I suspect neither would it for those that have booked.

At the risk of enraging the proud folk this side of Pennines, I'd quote the Tykes and say "Tret y'sen", go with the flow and you won't be disappointed. And ditto, if you book via Whatsapp, her profile pics don't disappoint. EM

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Unless you can finger a TS then shes defo not a TS..

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Unless you can finger a TS then shes defo not a TS..

Your can finger a post-op TS.

« Last Edit: December 21, 2020, 09:29:59 pm by GingerNuts »

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Thanks for the review SN and thanks for the number Birdy  :thumbsup:

Might have to check this one out :)

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Thoroughly recommend for all the reasons I've posted before Smithy. I've yet to tick the TS box on my fucket list and despite not having done so, the lone voice's compelling evidence doesn't convince me and I suspect neither would it for those that have booked.

At the risk of enraging the proud folk this side of Pennines, I'd quote the Tykes and say "Tret y'sen", go with the flow and you won't be disappointed. And ditto, if you book via Whatsapp, her profile pics don't disappoint. EM

Exactly - if shes a TS then I'd be surprised, but fuck it the worlds chanigng so quick, I wouldn't be arsed if I found out after I'd seen her if she was. Fucking convincing if she is. Plus if the service is as good as suggested, I'd still be tempted to try even if she was confirmed TS

Offline Moby Dick

Can only go for DP when you're back in action Moby - Let's do this  :lol:

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Feckin hell what ya tempting me with?  :unknown:


You ain’t that sure
If she even has a front door  :scare:

When I’m ready....I’ll do the booking
You concentrate on just fucking.

Been a long year Prentice  :hi:

Offline SexnLust17

Fern is very busy or seems busy I have tried to book her 3 times no luck I would love to see her and her mate