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External Link/Members OnlyWhen I went to add this number on my phone, I realised I already had the same number saved under 4 other names!
Dominica
Ela
Natalie
Victoria
and with Karolina, that makes 5.
Anyway, this was supposed to be Plan B
Response to 1st txt was after 35mins with a post code and road name. Given that the reply was received past the timeslot I was seeking, that was fucking useless.
Next 2 texts went unanswered. Plan A had fallen through, so as I was nearby I txt'd to say I was there.
She gives me a door number, but despite the profile saying there's free parking, it's permit holders only all round and she can't provide a permit.
Instead she gives me some vague instructions which turn out to be to park in front of some private garages down a side road she doesn't know the name of

I don't know about you, but a) I don't want to get a parking ticket on a punt and b) don't want someone damaging my car coz I left it blocking their garage

Anyway, she insists they're all unused and it'll be fine. So I park up and make my way to the door number given.
The next problem is there's no one answering the door. So I'm standing there like a lemon waiting. I ring and she says she'll come out and hangs up. I'm waiting. And waiting and waiting. Still nothing.
So I ring her again, she says she's coming to the garages to find me. She wants me to turn right out of the car park, but the number is on the left

Turns out, she wants me to go the end of the road and THEN turn right!

Anywho, I walk towards the place and see her coming out with her phone in her hand.
She's short and fat and nothing like the girl in the proifile pic, so I immediately do an about face and start walking away.
I drive off and then she rings me!

I tell her I walked coz she's not the girl in the profile. She explains she came out because the other girl wasn't dressed!
She convinces me to go back, so I do!
Once inside, she directs me to the (messy) lounge area and then walks in. So I tell her, she's not the girl from the profile!
So she says there's another girl but she's with a client so I can see her unless I want to wait!
She was clearly hoping I'd be desperate and see her instead, but there's no way I was going to see her. I wanted a good shag, but not that desperately!
At this point I realise in all the hassle, I've left my phone in my car, so have to retrieve it URGENTLY.
She seems to think I'm walking again so she insists I at least see the girl first. So she calls her out of her punt where she's apparently massaging the other punter!
She pokes her head around the door, then goes back in to fetch a robe!
Anyway, turns out the "other" girl
is 5'8" as per the profile, but more average +ish buiild than the "slim" I was expecting.
The profile pic is a deliberately vague but the pic looks like a slimmer girl. Looks wise, didn't really look like the girl.
Still attractive and does speak English. If she'd been free after all that, I would have stayed, but when I asked what time she was going to be free, she goes "maybe half an hour".
At this point I decide after all the faffing around, I'm not i) going to hang about for another half hour and ii) the "maybe" sounds non-commital so I got out of there.
All in all, with both Plans A and B falling through, that was more than a whole hour wasted.
Oh well, probably a good thing
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