WARNING TRANSSEXUAL REVIEW: if you can't handle more than one dick in an anacdote then look away now.
After a sub-par punt the week before (see my last review) I was feeling unfulfilled and wanting to be used. I got want I bargained for and MORE with TS Luana:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyCalled up and arranged an afternoon meet. Very easy compared with my last punt. She spoke great English and asked me to text her any details: arrival time, how long and what I want. So sent "12.15, £100 for 30 mins, wear something black and naughty".
ACCOM- Got to the address she'd text me and knocked for 5 minutes (starting to think she was a time waster) then she phoned me and directed me to the apartments across the road. She was sussing me out from her window...fair enough. Got in her apartment with ease.
LOOKS- although stunning, she doesn't quite as good as her profile pictures (a bit of photoshopping - you get a better gauge of her from her instagram:
External Link/Members Only ). Ample frame, cracking tits but rather chubby legs and not a very attractive arse (2 bulldogs in a sack!). But I was not dissapointed.
THE FUCK!- at this point I'll admit that I've never been into rough sex, being humiliated or masochism, but Luana gave me no choice. She threw me on the bed (she is quite strong) and mounted me, forcing my hands up her black PVC dress onto her 'funbags'. There was some light kissing as she fondled my package and all of a sudden-
THWACK ...she smacked me round the face! I was visably shocked but that just seemed to spur her on!
She moved herself up the bed and shoved her giant 'custard-launcher' into my mouth while calling me all sorts of nasty names. Another hard smack around the my face. "Use your lips my bitch and ONLY your lips!". The suprising thing was that I was really getting into it! She had one hand on my hard donger and the other forcing my head onto her 8 incher, only taking it off for the occasional slap.
She commanded me to bend over on all fours and I was powerless to refuse. Rubbered and lubbed up, she was at first gentle to penetrate me. And then, after some skilled positioning, when she was fully in, a hand forced my head onto the bed so that my arse stuck in the air for her to thrust into mercilessly. There was more name calling, face slapping and increasingly harder fucking until I hinted to change position.
She spun me over onto my back and proceeded to pound me like yesterday's beef. Now I could see her face, she looked like she wanted to fucking kill me, gritting her teeth while wanking me off and holding my throat! You could tell she was enjoying herself! She ordered me to open my mouth and spat in my face (I know this is a controversial thing to do in this day and age...but I was lost in the moment). I couldn't hold it any longer and shot baby gravy all over myself.
Her demeanor changed immediately and she was sweet as candy, cleaning me up and offering a shower and a drink. Hot shower, kiss on the cheeks and I was away.
Last little thrill was that, after I left, she text me saying that I'd overpaid her by £20. Another £20 and she'd give me another half hour...I'm pretty sure I didn't overpay her...so convinced myself she just wanted to go another round
Sadly I didn;t read the text until it was too late so said she could fuck me extra hard next time she's in town.
I now know that I quite like being dominated! Who knew??? If you do too, go see Luana. She does offer GFE as well but I think that needs specifying via text or she wWILL make you her bitch!
To provide the obigitary review score:
LOOKS: 6.5/10
SERVICE: 8.5/10
FUCKS YOU LIKE SHE HATES YOU: 11/10
