Author Topic: Kinky_elliex canary wharf London  (Read 5490 times)


97 review(s) for kinky_elliex (76 positive, 11 neutral, 9 negative) [Indexed by Waterhouse]

Offline markmamailrk20

Kinky_elliex canary wharf London


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Saying ‘’before tier 2’’ is going to be the new ‘’before lockdown’’.

Felt the horny while in docklands for work fired up the purple site, found Ellie referenced here seemed ok.

Comms:

Ok but functional

Damage: £70 for 30 minutes OWO shallow kiss and a fuck.

Digs:

Ok apartment block in Canary Wharf

Girl:

Typical behind the door routine. Almost walked could see the body was banging but the face was meh compared to heavily photoshopped pics...but I am glad I stayed.

Love the fuck doll prozzie lock and she had it - nice hard fake boobs tats the lot. Result.

Standard bored detached prozzie vibe but ended up being a quality P&D

Services:

Stripped, todger wash and into OWO which was spot on - after 5-8 minutes of solid polishing I almost nutted. Wow! Informed CIM was £20 more. Nah.

On with dom, good mish with lip kissing and ball play to an explosive finish. Wow!

Quickly suited up and did a runner to the waiting speed boat before Borris could dispatch the SAS to storm the place.

Can’t say fairer than that for a paltry 70 notes.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2020, 02:35:15 pm by markmamailrk20 »

Offline Gucio

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Quickly suited up and did a runner to the waiting speed boat before Borris could dispatch the SAS to storm the place.

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

She's ok I visited her back in 2014 couple of times when she was young and fresh based at Wolthamston central then.
Before she damaged herself with this ugly silicone  :thumbsdown:
sha had a very nice perky titts such a pity.




Offline tantraman

Cheers for the review, OP :hi:

... fuck doll prozzie look ...

I'm quite partial to that look too. It's a shame kinky_elliex doesn't have an actual 15min P&D rate ... maybe I'll stretch to £70, although I know I won't last the full 30mins, dammit!

Offline PatMacGroin

Kinky_elliex canary wharf London


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Saying ‘’before tier 2’’ is going to be the new ‘’before lockdown’’.

Felt the horny while in docklands for work fired up the purple site, found Ellie referenced here seemed ok.

Comms:

Ok but functional

Damage: £70 for 30 minutes OWO shallow kiss and a fuck.

Digs:

Ok apartment block in Canary Wharf

Girl:

Typical behind the door routine. Almost walked could see the body was banging but the face was meh compared to heavily photoshopped pics...but I am glad I stayed.

Love the fuck doll prozzie lock and she had it - nice hard fake boobs tats the lot. Result.

Standard bored detached prozzie vibe but ended up being a quality P&D

Services:

Stripped, todger wash and into OWO which was spot on - after 5-8 minutes of solid polishing I almost nutted. Wow! Informed CIM was £20 more. Nah.

On with dom, good mish with lip kissing and ball play to an explosive finish. Wow!

Quickly suited up and did a runner to the waiting speed boat before Borris could dispatch the SAS to storm the place.

Can’t say fairer than that for a paltry 70 notes.

The profile photo's are definitely photo shopped, filtered or soft focused in some way. Some of them could almost pass for photo's of different women without the face jewellery to compare.

Cute, youthful looking blondes are my preference by a long country mile, that is what I was expecting from the profile photo's and personally I was not at all disappointed when I met her. I guess everyone's preferences and expectations do tend to differ, however, I am surprised by the number of reviewers that suggest she is not particularly attractive facially.

Offline BootsnBunches

I’ve seen her more than any other hooker and generally had a good time. I preferred her when she was natural but the photos are a good likeness. The last couple of times I’ve felt a bit rushed and her flat is very warm which is why I’ve not been back, but I’d not say never as she’s not bad vfm.

Offline jimbobted

Those dodgy Photoshop profile photos would put me off. It's just a guarantee that the girl will look nothing like the photo. Look at the bottom of the face on the first of for fucks sake - it's the Photoshop equivalent of a bowl cut! Hilariously bad.

Offline PatMacGroin

Those dodgy Photoshop profile photos would put me off. It's just a guarantee that the girl will look nothing like the photo. Look at the bottom of the face on the first of for fucks sake - it's the Photoshop equivalent of a bowl cut! Hilariously bad.

Just to be clear about my previous comment. Yes, I agree the photo's have been tampered with somehow. Probably snapchat type filters.

When I said:

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Some of them could almost pass for photo's of different women without the face jewellery to compare.
...

I meant that when you compare the various different photo's on her profile several of them look like they could almost be photo's of several different women.

However, they are basically very representative. I'm not sure why she bothers messing with them, but then pretty much every woman is self conscious about themselves. If you are looking for a very pretty young blonde, with a smoking hot body,  I don't think you'll be disappointed. I did find that she seemed a bit tense to start with, but once she relaxed she also had a gorgeous smile.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2020, 08:15:59 pm by PatMacGroin »

Offline PatMacGroin

I actually drafted a review of my booking with her a couple of days afterwards. I just scanned over it as a reminder. My thoughts at that that time were very complimentary, even a bit EAS sounding. Which is one of the reasons I leave it a few months before posting (unless its a definite negative).

I'll try to get around to trimming and posting it soon. But I don't think I'll make much of a change to the way I describe her face. I found her so attractive I was feeling very tempted to go back again very quickly.

Offline BootsnBunches

I actually drafted a review of my booking with her a couple of days afterwards. I just scanned over it as a reminder. My thoughts at that that time were very complimentary, even a bit EAS sounding. Which is one of the reasons I leave it a few months before posting (unless its a definite negative).

I'll try to get around to trimming and posting it soon. But I don't think I'll make much of a change to the way I describe her face. I found her so attractive I was feeling very tempted to go back again very quickly.

I’m not getting what people are moaning about. She’s cute.

Offline markmamailrk20

Yes they are dodgey photos but shes still a looker and is a great fuck - I would go back if and if I was more often in the area she could be my regular P&D - her OWO is stunning and shes pretty nice personality wise if a bit “hardened” in that conveyor belt London working girl kind of way.

All in all no regrets from my side and I am glad I stayed for the punt.