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External Link/Members OnlyPre-Punt Chit Chat. 7/10Punt or non-punt happened a few days ago. This was a plan B punt having been tracking Ana Caliente for yonks after @payyourwate’s great review. Saw Anna Caliente pop back up in Streatham (after touring the UK) so I booked in and started to make my way only to get a text back from Sergei 10 minutes into my journey saying Anna Caliente had women issues (assume time of the month) but there were other sexy ladies available if I still wanted to come. Really appreciated Sergei being honest - rare. Politely declined and got in touch with my Plan B. Wish this low-life bunch gave punters the same consideration. All coms handled by the maid, very efficient, clarified services and made my way. That smoothness of the comms did not prevent her from doing a number on me!
Fee & VFM N/A£150 1 hour. DFK, OWO, SEX.
Digs/punt room/punter safety 5 /10This outfit ply their trade from a 3-bedroom house on a busy road (bus route) literally a minutes’ drive from Mitcham Earlsfield station or say 5 minutes from Streatham Common station. Not discrete at all (more on that later) and to me only a matter of time before a visit from the boys in blue. I believe 2-3 girls working in this Brothel. Cannot comment on any other part of the house as I only got as far as the hallway.
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So, on arrival text and informed the maid I was parking up and the house number was texted over promptly. Door opened promptly by a white English girl who introduced herself as the receptionist and clearly the one who was doing the texting. She immediately informed me Sky was busy before I could even say hello lol but she had another girl available and one due back to the brothel in 15-20 minutes so I can chilli the living room. I said why did you not inform me of this when we agreed the booking and when I was clarifying services/checking pictures were genuine et al… she half-heartedly claimed the previous punter extended. Whilst this convo was going on out came another black girl, tallish, bra & knickers, heels and a silk gown; got to admit looked fuckable. She gave me a smile and receptionist gave me that non-verbal look as if to say do you want to fuck her instead? Simply said thanks for wasting my time, made my views very clear regarding this nonsense left them both standing there in the hallway and headed back to my car.
The Punt N/AOn exit in/out time – 3 minutes
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Jerk Chik Rating: 0/10.Return? Got to be joking! I do not know if Sky exists or I was indeed bumped. Further the old trick that the horny punter will just stay anyway because his dick is controlling his brain once he catches sight of some pussy scantily dressed. On exit the next door neighbour was outside his house on his mobile observing the ins/outs. I then observed another punter literally knocked the door 30 seconds after my exit and was shown in. So, if I had fucked the stablemate, I assume he would have been told to wait in the living room.
Other punters may want to give this one a go she may or may not exist however if you do be careful that whilst your eating some pussy there is not a knock on the door from the boys in blue! CBA to set up a Plan C so headed off to central meet some mates with punt money tucked away for another pussy on another day.
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