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Near Whitchurch Lane in Edgware.
£30 for 15mins of moody grudging P&D.
If you are expecting the girl in the pic forget it. Comms were shit too and she asked if I was black and her availability was limited too. I took these as signs that she worked alone and I was gonna be in luck with the stunner in the photo.
Instead a 50y old maid type answered and told me she was the only one available as "Antonia is on an outcall". I told her no thanks and went to walk. She told me to wait and brought out a crack head BB-doing type skinny dark skinned Roma girl in her 20s instead.
I didnt walk, I was stupidly horned up. I wasted £30 for a 15m P&D on this girl who was a right cunt. She got arsey when I went to cop a feel as she undressed. I told her if she continued like this, then give me my money and fuck off. She calmed down a little. But man was it a rush. My dick wasn't even hard and she was already putting the jonny on, right from the beginning. Then I had to play penile origami and unfold my floppy dick in her cunt.
Funniest memory (For you lot, not me) was as she sucked me off in a kind of 69, I slid my hand between her butt cheeks and it felt damp and I took a sniff of my hand and smelt shit. She saw me retch, and rushed out and then came back with a wet wipe and cheerfully laughed as she scrubbed her cunt and arsehole and said "Look baby I am clean-clean now".
What a romantic experience. I would have given her a positive if she had dimmed the lights and lit a candle...
