Awkward moment

[plus8]

First time this has happened to me, when a girl opened the door on a punt, I realised that we knew each other from a few years ago. Neither of us were aware of our “secret” life, so it was initially slightly embarrassing for both of us. The connection was in a professional capacity and not personal/family, which made the situation slightly less awkward. After a few minutes joking, we decided to go ahead with the appointment. Had it been a current or personal relationship I would have made my excuses and left, but because there was no chance of meeting again outside the house and because We had had a good professional relationship previously, I went ahead.  Has anyone else even in a similar situation and what was the outcome?

[winkywanky]

Hasn't happened to me so I'm afraid I have nothing constructive to add, but purely in the interests of punter subculture, it would be really interesting to know how the punt went, and whether you think your previous relationship with her affected/influenced the punt? 

[MissWolf]

In the second week I started this i had a client i thought looked familiar,  he said nothing and we did the booking, he returned a couple of weeks later and after the booking we sat chatting, it was at that point he asked if I recognised him and how were my colleagues these days, it turned out he was an ex Tennant of the company I work for, we had a laugh and he became a very good regular.

Summer last year I opened the door to a family friend  at the time he was doing work on my sisters house (builder) it was rather awkward tbh so I put a robe on and the kettle on and we sat down for a chat and a cuppa, decided not to go ahead then but I left it open as I was ok with it, got a message a few weeks later saying let's go for it ive always fancied you 
Great time was had.

Its a risk we all take i guess, its just how we decide to deal with the situation that determines the outcome.

[bdyno]

It's never happened to me, but there have been times I've seen an advert and thought "I wonder if that's xxx".

Maybe one day it will be...

[Home Alone]

The nearest I've come to this is when I've seen an SP who said she lived not far from where I used to before the OH and I sold the 'matrimonial home' over 15 years ago. It turned out that she and her partner drink in the pub where the OH and I were regularly to be found around the turn of the Century, when the SP would have been too young to get into pubs; certainly a fairly quiet one like that.

I felt sure she'd have been discreet; but I didn't try to find out if any of the friends we had back then still drink there.

Oh; and I guess I'd have given the same response as MissWolf's builder if I ever found myself in his shoes!

[CoreyTrevor]

I have seen a couple of profiles over the years and thought they could be someone I know, most likely not in reality, but I’ve avoided seeing them, fit as well, but not worth the potential hassle!! 

[Lancastrian1]

A few years ago I saw this girl and realised it could be someone that my brother was seeing. She even mentioned my brothers name as asked if we were related, I just denied it and got on with the service.

[threechilliman]

Nothing to report from me other than the discovery that one of my wife's friends does a little whoring.

[IAMBATMAN]

A few years ago I saw this girl and realised it could be someone that my brother was seeing. She even mentioned my brothers name as asked if we were related, I just denied it and got on with the service.

so you potentially fucked your brothers GF? 

[Home Alone]

A few years ago I saw this girl and realised it could be someone that my brother was seeing.

That could have led to some interesting conversations at family gatherings!

[Blackpool Rock]

That could have led to some interesting conversations at family gatherings!

Yeah sit down for the 1st meal together and during polite conversation ask "So what do you do for a living" 

[Asianfcuker]

Yeah sit down for the 1st meal together and during polite conversation ask "So what do you do for a living" 

Or better still her saying your brother was a better fuck 

AF

[bdyno]

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[Home Alone]

Nothing to report from me other than the discovery that one of my wife's friends does a little whoring.

Have you seen/reviewed her, tcm?! I'll be looking for a new Regular, post-lockdown. 

[Lancastrian1]

so you potentially fucked your brothers GF? 

He was seeing her years ago prior to our meet.

[Blackpool Rock]

He was seeing her years ago prior to our meet.

Should have asked for mates rates 

[threechilliman]

Have you seen/reviewed her, tcm?! I'll be looking for a new Regular, post-lockdown. 

No, absolutely not. She's always been a good looking bird and I've always thought 'I wouldn't mind banging you' but there's no way I'd book her. Might make things a little awkward next time we go out for dinner...

[yepitsmeagain]

I booked to see one of the ex SS girls, who was working from Salford Quays. I saw her previously in the waiting room at SS, went to book her the next time, but she had left.

Saw she gone indie and booked her. When I turned up, I was in my sign written van. I text her when I was on my way, all was ok. When I arrived, she text to say she had just started her period! Strange I thought.

Anyway, I have a property maintenance co, and one of my regular clients called me to do a job. I turned up, and guess who was sitting on the sofa.......yep.....her!!! She was my customers daughter!

It wasn't awkward, as she didn't know I knew what she looked like. This was after she retired.

She lives down south now, and has a kid. Seen her a couple of times. Was probably a good thing that I never got to see her.
Its a small world!!

[plus8]

but purely in the interests of punter subculture, it would be really interesting to know how the punt went, and whether you think your previous relationship with her affected/influenced the punt.

After the initial embarrassment the punt went well, I didn’t ask for FS. I didn’t want to give the impression that I was using her purely for sexual satisfaction if you understand what I’m saying, so there was more talking/reminiscing than usual. Had kissing/oral/mutual masterbation . I did quite fancy her previously, particularly as she had nice boobs. She has put on a bit of weight, so not as slim as I remember her. I haven’t posted a revue for the reason I would be biased and not particularly constructive. If it had gone badly for other reasons eg, communication or state of location, then I might have posted something. I will probably return.

[frankc]

It happened to me around 5 years ago, shit myself when she opened the door, we knew each other through our kids sporting events,  after an awkward breif chat we decided to go ahead with the punt as the damage was already done, really enjoyed it in the end. Never saw her, or her daughter again after that

[sinbad52]

A out 20 years ago my wife and i had a small business and employed a  male supervisor whose wife had left him for his brother but she used to call into our business premises a out once a week to see him over the kids. We knew she worked on reception at a  out of town parlour a d sometimes had one of the ladies with her.
I frequented a parlour in Liverpool on  a fairly regular basis and went up the stairs one day knocked on the door and one of the girls let me in. Well yes you guessed it
SHE was standing there side on talking to one of the other girls.... I dont know whether she saw me or not as i stammered "left my wallet in car" and fled.  Neither her or her ex husband ever said anything so maybe I was not seen
 Who knows
 On another note a very beautifull girl at another parlour in Liverpool once told me that a teacher from her former school came in once ...chose her ...did the business chatted about the usual nonsense and left. She thinks he did not recognise her....but again who knows?
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[Jondy73]

I lived next door to SP's flat she used to see me a year or 5 back..... felt a bit weird going there as was opposite my old address fortunately was new to the area and didn't stay long enough there to have any acquaintances or potential for embarrassment or at least any that I cared about. I was new to Greater Manchester then

Have only ever seen one SP out and about in a chance sighting at a local park, that was weird knowing I had paid and very much enjoyed myself but that seeing she had a normal similar side to her too

[BP]

Many many moons ago a new number appeared in local rag and I made an appointment and went.  Ushered in room by maid and 1 minute later in flounced a girl I had sacked the week before.  I laughed..(back then I didn't care if my wife found out) she screamed...I think I was her first punter...and ran out of the room.  I had to ask the maid for my £40 back.  Number disappeared a week later and looks like she stopped working there and then (never seen her since)

[sandy2000]

Not an SP but I was in a strip club and realised that the girl who was naked in front of me was a mate of one of my customers.

I'd seen her at my customers.

You know when you see someone and know you recognise them but can't place it. I was like that for a good few mins till it clicked who she was. Not wanting to let on, we carried on talking then she looked at me and went " don't I know you ? You know Chloe don't you ? "

She then went onto tell me how her family thought she worked in a restaurant and I was talking to her for ages 😂

When I next saw her at my customers, she gave me a discreet wink and blew me a kiss 😂

[chrishornx]

Not an SP but I was in a strip club and realised that the girl who was naked in front of me was a mate of one of my customers.

I'd seen her at my customers.

You know when you see someone and know you recognise them but can't place it. I was like that for a good few mins till it clicked who she was. Not wanting to let on, we carried on talking then she looked at me and went " don't I know you ? You know Chloe don't you ? "

She then went onto tell me how her family thought she worked in a restaurant and I was talking to her for ages 😂

When I next saw her at my customers, she gave me a discreet wink and blew me a kiss 😂

who was Chloe ?

[somethingrandom]

I have been seeing the girlfriend of a former colleague for 3 1/2 years now.
We were a couple of years in when I realised, I gave her a text when I arrived and she obviously shooed him out of the house, at first I thought it was coincidence until I noticed a parcel addressed to him in the bedroom.

Now I park where I can see him depart to make sure he doesn't spot me.

[advent2016]

In my younger years myself and colleagues all use to bang the same whore near our office and 20 years later when I was in private industry I was introduced to the new accountant and guess who it was.  I didn't "out her" or anything bad, went for a drink and saw each other for a short time and she was just as dirty and fun as I remembered her. Happy days. She moved on to another office and last I know was in a relationship with the CFO.

[sandy2000]

who was Chloe ?

My customer

[Blackpool Rock]

In my younger years myself and colleagues all use to bang the same whore near our office and 20 years later when I was in private industry I was introduced to the new accountant and guess who it was.  I didn't "out her" or anything bad, went for a drink and saw each other for a short time and she was just as dirty and fun as I remembered her. Happy days. She moved on to another office and last I know was in a relationship with the CFO.

I've heard that accountants can be great in bed, must be something to do with double entry   

[chrishornx]

I've heard that accountants can be great in bed, must be something to do with double entry   

 

you are on fire today

[scutty brown]

Many many moons ago a new number appeared in local rag and I made an appointment and went.  Ushered in room by maid and 1 minute later in flounced a girl I had sacked the week before.  I laughed..(back then I didn't care if my wife found out) she screamed...I think I was her first punter...and ran out of the room.  I had to ask the maid for my £40 back.  Number disappeared a week later and looks like she stopped working there and then (never seen her since)

There's a well known girl working in the NW who I wanted to sack (around 18 years ago) but wasn't allowed to.......she was a real PITA trying to undermine me every chance she got, but sucked up to the directors - who kept her on. I'm tempted to book her one day and give her a shock but so far the risk of outing myself has put me off

[GerrardWarmaker]

Ok so I'm well aware there are got to be a few screams of bullshit for this but i promise this is all true (I've actually added this  sentence in at the end because I've just read it back to myself lol).

When i was 18/19 i made the discovery that if i got laid before i went out on a night out with my mates my pulling ratio went up drastically and i mean laid!  Not just going for a hand shandy,  I mean a proper shaggin.  I'm guessing it had something to do with the air of desperation that so many teenager boys walk about with was subdued, just long enough for me to not come across creepy or desperate...

Anyway for a few months i was touching parts with a divorced lady that lived a few doors down.  She was 32 and taught me well lol.  Anyway, OBVIOUSLY she got back with the husband, my pre game lay went out the window and my out to pulling ratio went down...  UNTIL i found that at the back of local news papers (this is like 1998 folks!) girls were advertising!!!

Anyway i called up a few and got descriptions and they were mostly all... 40's, size 12 plus, not what a 19 year old needs.

Found one, not to far, 23 years old, answered her own phone, sounded up for it, i went...........   It was one of my best mates older sisters!  She pulled me into the flat and low and behold, her actual flatmate (from where they live, not work....Get me?) who i fancied the pants off of was there too.  They both really panicked and one of them started crying....  We had a cuppa and chatted for about 3 hours in all.

So get this.  My mates sister (lets call her Emma, because that's her actual name) Emma said to me, the only way she would trust me not to say anything is if we went ahead with the booking and she thought i was cute too, so why the fuck not....  I came out with the best reply ever...  Immediately, as if it was rehearsed, i turned to her mate Natalie (yep!  ) and said "I think the only way i can trust you not to say anything is if you join us"....   BEST LINE EVER!

Anyway, best 3some ever (thanks neighbour for teaching me so well).

A few days later Emma called me and asked if i was free would i mind driving them to a job and "keep an eye out for them".  Turns out, it was a gangbang AND OF COURSE i joined in.  6 hours later we're back home the girls are counting their money and i was trying to recover.  This went on for a coupe of years, until they both moved on into different lives.  I still look back at that as an amazing time in my life.


BUT IT DOESNT STOP THERE!

Fast forward a few years.  Mid 20's I'm doing pretty well for myself in the city (London) making goood money, having fun.  Anyway i get invited to an upper class type gentleman's club (i don't remember before you ask) which was being hosted by a few of the girls from Maxes Angels.  The event was in the private vip suite and it was basically, you guessed it, a gangbang.  So i dive in, have a drink, a chat, a shag but i didn't eat the buffet!...  Fuck that. 

At one point in the evening, I'm ploughing away doggie style, with a very hot blond with massive boobs and an amazing backside who seemed to be really into it, she looks up into the mirror in front of us and we lock eyes and fuck me..... It was one of my mates from college or Kellie as she went by at Maxes.   She started laughing, turned round, gave me a massive hug said it was great to see me and after we had to talk but for now get back to it because she was enjoying it lol.  I'm not going to spill her real name because she's a good mate to this day 

Thanks for reading

 

[Haruki]

Ok so I'm well aware there are got to be a few screams of bullshit for this but i promise this is all true (I've actually added this  sentence in at the end because I've just read it back to myself lol).

When i was 18/19 i made the discovery that if i got laid before i went out on a night out with my mates my pulling ratio went up drastically and i mean laid!  Not just going for a hand shandy,  I mean a proper shaggin.  I'm guessing it had something to do with the air of desperation that so many teenager boys walk about with was subdued, just long enough for me to not come across creepy or desperate...

Anyway for a few months i was touching parts with a divorced lady that lived a few doors down.  She was 32 and taught me well lol.  Anyway, OBVIOUSLY she got back with the husband, my pre game lay went out the window and my out to pulling ratio went down...  UNTIL i found that at the back of local news papers (this is like 1998 folks!) girls were advertising!!!

Anyway i called up a few and got descriptions and they were mostly all... 40's, size 12 plus, not what a 19 year old needs.

Found one, not to far, 23 years old, answered her own phone, sounded up for it, i went...........   It was one of my best mates older sisters!  She pulled me into the flat and low and behold, her actual flatmate (from where they live, not work....Get me?) who i fancied the pants off of was there too.  They both really panicked and one of them started crying....  We had a cuppa and chatted for about 3 hours in all.

So get this.  My mates sister (lets call her Emma, because that's her actual name) Emma said to me, the only way she would trust me not to say anything is if we went ahead with the booking and she thought i was cute too, so why the fuck not....  I came out with the best reply ever...  Immediately, as if it was rehearsed, i turned to her mate Natalie (yep!  ) and said "I think the only way i can trust you not to say anything is if you join us"....   BEST LINE EVER!

Anyway, best 3some ever (thanks neighbour for teaching me so well).

A few days later Emma called me and asked if i was free would i mind driving them to a job and "keep an eye out for them".  Turns out, it was a gangbang AND OF COURSE i joined in.  6 hours later we're back home the girls are counting their money and i was trying to recover.  This went on for a coupe of years, until they both moved on into different lives.  I still look back at that as an amazing time in my life.


BUT IT DOESNT STOP THERE!

Fast forward a few years.  Mid 20's I'm doing pretty well for myself in the city (London) making goood money, having fun.  Anyway i get invited to an upper class type gentleman's club (i don't remember before you ask) which was being hosted by a few of the girls from Maxes Angels.  The event was in the private vip suite and it was basically, you guessed it, a gangbang.  So i dive in, have a drink, a chat, a shag but i didn't eat the buffet!...  Fuck that. 

At one point in the evening, I'm ploughing away doggie style, with a very hot blond with massive boobs and an amazing backside who seemed to be really into it, she looks up into the mirror in front of us and we lock eyes and fuck me..... It was one of my mates from college or Kellie as she went by at Maxes.   She started laughing, turned round, gave me a massive hug said it was great to see me and after we had to talk but for now get back to it because she was enjoying it lol.  I'm not going to spill her real name because she's a good mate to this day 

Thanks for reading

You were right, we WILL think it’s bullshit

[Home Alone]

But well-written; we'll give you that.

[chrishornx]

But well-written; we'll give you that.

conclusion therefore is well written bullshit

[psb]

I used to drive for an outcalls agency. They had one regular who was ultra paranoid about being outed. He would book a girl, or sometimes two for a meet in the Birch services hotel then wait in his van until I had booked a room so no interaction with reception. One day he rang up and one of the girls answered as the receptionist was busy. She immediately recognised his voice as he was her dad's best friend.

I was having a drink in a Manchester bar when I got chatting to a couple of "girls" in their 30's. One told me that she owned a recruitment agency. A few weeks later I visited a parlour in Swinton, the Toucan. First of all I knew the receptionist as not only had I seen her working at another parlour but I'd also been out with her a few times. Then out came one of the girls from the bar. Red faces all round.