External Link/Members OnlyI needed a good VFM handjob, and even with the warnings from other members, I saw Lucy. She was like a plan H, and I was prepared for a average service.
A few texts exchanged to get the booking done, so pretty easy. Agreed on £45 for a naked massage with a happy ending. However she did seem to message me quite a lot which I found weird.
Lucy is a small and short mixed race (Indian and White) lady. Said she's 35 I think, so mature compared to me but definitely looks older, and she isn't attractive facially. I have to say, she is absolutely barmy and can talk for England. She claims to have seen me before (I definitely haven't). And seemed genuinely happy to see me. I went along with it throughout, and said oh yes it's been ages
. I gave her my punting name over our texts, and from that she thought I was her previous client that she was fond of (explains the unnecessary texts). She also said that it was an additional £10 for a BJ, and £30 or £35 (can't remember) for a full service, but only offers the full service to a few people or regulars (yeah right
). I declined both anyway.
We both stripped off and I laid face down. She did a basic rub down using oil, with barely any pressure and no reach unders or strokes of the balls at all. She talked talked and talked through the whole of it. Literally told me her whole life story, and quite intimate details. She would say things like 'remember when we were talking about X topic a while ago', so clearly thought I was someone else. On the turn over, she rubbed down my legs and chest, then proceed to give me a oily handjob. She then said because it's been a while, she'll give me a sloppy BJ for free. I requested that it be done with a condom which she supplied. It was alright, but it was more handjob than a BJ. The handjob was actually pretty decent, but she was talking throughout (which I don't mind), but when she talks she makes hand gestures to emphasise what she's saying, and stops wanking me for a few seconds, so essentially edging me accidentally about 6 times. Finally came, she wiped me up, and said she'd do a free full service on my birthday, and asked for the date (gave her a fake date, and she actually noted it down
. Claims to not smoke or drink anymore, but she acts like she's on drugs with her memory, non stop talking, and jumpy nature. Also, asked if I could give her a lift home, I said I came in a taxi.
Pros: value for money, happy go lucky, free BJ if you class that as a pro, decent handjob.
Cons: face, body, poor massage, no reach unders, constant talking, postcode sending me to the wrong place, constant texts (even after the booking).
