Mikel - Agency Barracuda - Kensington

[Stanford97]

Excellent GFE. Photos are quite dated. I don’t know of any other names she uses.

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Location:10
Great little mews house equidistant between High St Kensington and Earls Court tube station. A touch cramped but everything was clean and pleasant with a good bed and stall that could be used. Separate bathroom was in good condition.

Appearance:8
If you’re not looking for a young model then Mikel ticks a lot of boxes and possibly a good bet for young guys wanting MILF. Her makeup was done nicely and she looked attractive with a good pair of round tits that aren’t too small and a nice soft arse which might have a decent amount of wobble. An attractive pussy but her body wasn’t the firmest, not in a bad state though. Mikel’s English was fairly good and she always made an effort to be pleasant and charming.

Performance:10
Some proper DFK at last, kissing from the outset wasn’t full on DFK but it soon became that and there was plenty of it until the end. After lots of smooching with some really mellow romantic music in the background there was excellent OWO with the perfect tension and stroke with fat lips, a really good mouth fuck was permitted but the whole length was never taken.
A really long 69 with fingering went well and finished with a good CG with a great view of Mikel’s vulva sliding up and down. I picked Mikel up and slowly navigated around the tight angles, we ended up with Mikel sitting on the four post bed frame at the foot of the bed and me standing between her legs and going at it with plenty of kissing. Great stamina by Mikel in an uncomfortable position but I felt sorry for her and carried her over to the stall. A loose pussy meant it wasn’t that awesome but things were still passionate and I loved what a racket we were making. We ended up back on the bed for a spoons with kissing and I shot in the bag with not a great deal of time left. Friendly chatter and farewell.

£200 for 60 minutes

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review. I didn't realise Barracuda were still operating. I used them maybe 14-15 years ago. Most of the girls were £150/hr with CIM included. It seems you need to fork out an extra ton if you want the same today.

[Stanford97]

I like not having all the Diva tick boxes, it kind of feels like anything goes without having to choreograph things, I like to push any boundaries by feel rather than talking about it.

[Stanford97]

A positive and negative of Barracuda:

This chick looks much better on the smaller Diva photos than the larger Barracuda photos
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This chick is £50 cheaper on Diva
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[boardyhell]

Cheers for the review. I didn't realise Barracuda were still operating. I used them maybe 14-15 years ago. Most of the girls were £150/hr with CIM included. It seems you need to fork out an extra ton if you want the same today.

same as me went through most of the barracuda girls at the time
best was susie by a country mile

[Stanford97]

I walked away from Jenna at Hot Collection today; known as Jeena at Diva
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Just looked too Primark for my liking, should be on AW. In another thread the village idiot had imagined she was fat and this had been photoshopped out, this isn’t true. She was sweet and welcoming, I’d guess she comes from a bog standard Russian brothel and knows the job, the place isn’t upmarket, her hairdo was bad and I didn’t like her skin.
I wouldn’t say her photos were more inaccurate than Mikel’s but i wanted a hottie and it wasn’t for me.

[bonapati]

I walked away from Jenna at Hot Collection today; known as Jeena at Diva
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Just looked too Primark for my liking, should be on AW. In another thread the village idiot had imagined she was fat and this had been photoshopped out, this isn’t true. She was sweet and welcoming, I’d guess she comes from a bog standard Russian brothel and knows the job, the place isn’t upmarket, her hairdo was bad and I didn’t like her skin.
I wouldn’t say her photos were more inaccurate than Mikel’s but i wanted a hottie and it wasn’t for me.

Ouch! Cut throat harsh yet comical.

I think her services give it away that it’s likely to be vanilla. Some may not be sure on what these services are. It’s all about demand and supply. Punters carry scales too and need to compare the options.


 I know what you mean by the Primark look - she has only just joined the London crew she’s likes to learn what the city demands sooner or later.  Mikel on the other hand I saw a few times and I love what she fishes out. She always going to be up my street. I should revisit once I go round the block.

[Stanford97]

I’d recommend avoiding Linda at Dior Escort for at least the Covid era, known by the same name at other agencies as well as Linden at Diva and Gora at Admiral
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Appearance was just a touch worse than the selfie, you can say her face was a bit turnipy but her tits are excellent and she’d have been an 8 with a pleasant and fun attitude.
That worse type of Amsterdam type service. I’d booked an hour and received no welcoming kiss or body contact, was ordered onto the bed, ordered to lie down several times, a few pecks at a time, sent off a text, was about to attempt oral on a flaccid cock and threw a strop saying she isn’t going to kiss for an hour when I requested better. Received the money back without any bother.

[bonapati]

I’d recommend avoiding Linda at Dior Escort for at least the Covid era, known by the same name at other agencies as well as Linden at Diva and Gora at Admiral
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Appearance was just a touch worse than the selfie, you can say her face was a bit turnipy but her tits are excellent and she’d have been an 8 with a pleasant and fun attitude.
That worse type of Amsterdam type service. I’d booked an hour and received no welcoming kiss or body contact, was ordered onto the bed, ordered to lie down several times, a few pecks at a time, sent off a text, was about to attempt oral on a flaccid cock and threw a strop saying she isn’t going to kiss for an hour when I requested better. Received the money back without any bother.

Sounds like a nightmare... maybe you should publish this somewhere else as a review?
Should we say you got drawn in by the lovely photgraphs? The more you look the less you see

[Stanford97]

Sounds like a nightmare... maybe you should publish this somewhere else as a review?
Should we say you got drawn in by the lovely photgraphs? The more you look the less you see

No money lost, no real action to report, a pleasant stroll, the only people who’ll miss the info are lazy ones. It’s annoying when the useless ones don’t fit in with my formatting as well.

[Stanford97]

This chick is £50 cheaper on Diva
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Now £50 cheaper on Barracuda

[Stanford97]

I’d recommend avoiding Linda at Dior Escort for at least the Covid era, known by the same name at other agencies as well as Linden at Diva and Gora at Admiral
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Appearance was just a touch worse than the selfie, you can say her face was a bit turnipy but her tits are excellent and she’d have been an 8 with a pleasant and fun attitude.
That worse type of Amsterdam type service. I’d booked an hour and received no welcoming kiss or body contact, was ordered onto the bed, ordered to lie down several times, a few pecks at a time, sent off a text, was about to attempt oral on a flaccid cock and threw a strop saying she isn’t going to kiss for an hour when I requested better. Received the money back without any bother.

This was the shit I received from Dior Escort, all I did was calmly ask for my money back and then provided a courtesy text to the agency


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Now £50 cheaper on Barracuda

This was complete BS. The person at Agency Barracuda must peruse this site and when I pointed out that they had a price of that SP at £50 more expensive they just made it £50 cheaper than everybody else. I tried to book her at £200 and was told it was a mistake, more like BS just showing more contempt these people hold for the mugs who engage in P4P.

[BanksRobin]

I haven't used "Dior Escort" before but clearly more upset with their commission loss than your customer experience. Another one to never use again I would say.
As for threatening to pass your sim to other agencies and smear your reputation .... sour grapes over commission loss. Surely they would be better off by trying to find you someone else there and then? Thats what a proper agency that wants to try and salvage their commission would do. Gets them their money and gives you the impression they care about your customer experience.

[bonapati]

This was the shit I received from Dior Escort, all I did was calmly ask for my money back and then provided a courtesy text to the agency


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This was complete BS. The person at Agency Barracuda must peruse this site and when I pointed out that they had a price of that SP at £50 more expensive they just made it £50 cheaper than everybody else. I tried to book her at £200 and was told it was a mistake, more like BS just showing more contempt these people hold for the mugs who engage in P4P.

Interesting. Easy to change your SIM but not your identity.

I tried other agencies but settled with one that understands my needs and delivers most of the time. Saves me money and headaches like this.