Warning – based on her profile this is a TV review but I'd argue it is a TS one. Read at your own risk.I met "Party with me today" alias Dara, yesterday night at around 10:30pm, after seeing her profile popping up the urge was too big, I had lots of doubts as you can read in the "helpful review" section but I then let the worries go and took the plunge. Also I always said no to TS without breasts but something about her made me forget about it in a blink of an eye.
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External Link/Members OnlyComms: Good and reasonably prompt all via text but you are not talking to her, more on this later in the review.
Amount Paid: £150 for 60 minutes
Location: A fairly modern and clean apartment in a big block in the Croydon area, I'd highly recommend to go by TFL or cab because finding parking there with all the road works going on was a challenge and I might even got a fine for accidentally end up on a bus lane (thank you NOT satnav). She does not live alone, possibly she lives with the female friends mentioned in the profile. Bathroom was nice and clean but I didn't use it for showering, I had one before arrival and opted to have another shower back home, just went for a quick wee and to wash my hands.
Looks/Personality: This is what I was scared about, the profile was highly brushed and it looked to good to be true, I was ready to find a myself in front of a bad cross-dresser and walk away, especially because when I enquired about her height, I was told 178/5'11", but all of that vanished the moment she opened the door. No hiding behind the door trick, she just arrived and opened the door wide open and there she was in all her beauty. What you see on her profile is just what you get, legit 100% is anything the more photoshopped pictures ruin her beauty if I may say. She is 5'7", super feminine, you would hardly tell she is not a woman in the street, yes, she doesn't have breasts but that's about it. She is Brazilian but she doesn't look like one, she has more of that alluring captivating look and demeanour of those beautiful middle eastern girl that when they are beautiful they are 1000 nights beautiful. I would easily take her out for dinner or even introducing her to my friends and family no question asked.
She welcomed me in with a nice friendly kiss on the cheek and a huge smile, while wearing a very classy black night garment almost kimono style that added to her appearance, she was bare feet as per my request, being 5'7" myself and knowing that she was 5'11" I didn't want to feel overly towered; She led me to her room and that's where I realised she is not technically independent and that her profile is full of crap (although at that point the inaccurate messages gave it away too). She is very warm and welcoming in her attitude but beware, she literally doesn't speak a single word of English, nothing, she just arrive in UK 5 days ago and it's her first time far from home (she tells me). Luckily enough I can understand Portuguese but most of the comms happened using an instant voice translator app on her phone, this didn't bother me because as I will later explain it fitted perfectly in OUR context of the meet but it might be tricky, tedious and annoying for many others and potential even lead to a not so good punt. Moreover, again, the profile is completely off, I'm ready to bet on two things, she is not party girls and there is no way, although I didn't see it fully erect, that she has a 9" willy, I'd say based on what I experience and by the overall girth and approximate size, a 6.5" at best. It's based on this that I don't think she is a TV in the slightest, I'm more inclined to think she is actual legit transitioning TS and that she might be on hormones too (I didn't dare to ask) but more on that later. She is a genuine delicate rose, with very smooth silky skin, the sexy tan lines if they are your thing are also all there and it's real tan too and she smells and tastes nice all over.
With the above said, equally keep in mind that most of her likes are probably bollocks too, she is not the sex animal depicted there.
Services: We quickly got the paperwork out of the way after agreeing what I was looking for using the aforementioned translation app. I told her that I need to de-stress and that I would have loved for her to take control and lead the way. Now, I don't know if she really fancied me or what, the covering garment went straight onto the floor revealing a super sexy coordinate black lingerie set, and I was caught by surprise by her fire, immediate dfk, very deep and well executed and in no time I was pushed almost launched on the bed. She was now on top of me kissing the life out of me in a quite impetuous yet gentle way, she pulls my polo shirt off to feel my skin and she then starts venturing around the Orion belt; at this point my brain decides it's a good time to have a wee, I mean really? So I have to stop her and tell her that I need the toilette before continuing (all via translator), she seemed a bit sad/surprised for me to interrupt the flow but when we cleared things it was all good. I came back, and here it's were things took a completely different turn.
Back into the room we picked it up from where we left, I took care of removing her top/bra to also feel her skin while kissing each other passionately, tickled and licked her tiny nipples, caresses all the skin I could reach with my hands to her apparent evident pleasure, but at some point I couldn't hold myself anymore, she was too beautiful to my eyes that I admittedly fluffed up and the "take control/lead the way" idea was out of the window and from me on my back being "serviced" we soon moved to her laying there like a dessert to be enjoyed. More intense snogging and dfk I then slowly worked my way down her body, turned her around and took care of her nice round bum, again here, it was a very womanly shaped toned but naturally soft derrière; after gently kissing and biting her cheeks I then moved the thong aside and started licking and rimming her and god she was enjoying it. Turned her around, more dfk, more strong hugging, basically everything was turning into a genuine, believe it or not, properly involved gfe, and then I decided to go down on her.
Now, I'm no expert but I think I can say confidently I know how to use my mouth, tongue and hands quite well, as previous experiences suggests, but no matter what I tried we never went past middle erection, even when in the moment she was strongly waking herself she never really got fully hard and she never managed to maintain it anyway, hence why I'm inclined to think she is on hormones and probably some strong ones, because whilst the willy didn't seem to be willing to take part to the fun, by the way she was arching her back, the way she was moaning, but more importantly the way her body was shivering when I was licking and playing with her frenulum and perianal area her body was telling a different story.
So we went on a good 15/20 minutes me playing with her, her playing with me, sucking each other off and I have to say she has a discreet/good technique, I appreciated the use of the mint technique to add that nice warm tingly sensation to oral (without), and in general she paid attention to everything she had to pay attention too. But credits where credits are due, I had better ones, again, she is very new to all this and she went full GFE so there was no spitting or sloppiness.
At this point the only English words she knew, came out of her lips: "Fuck me", and I couldn't do anything but oblige. Now and this is not to fault her in any way, because every time she was touching and playing with it I was hard rock solid in no time, but, the moment the condom was on I couldn't stay hard so a bit of let down for both there I have to admit, but I think last night little willy decided that it was still to warm and early to wear a coat. We only got close to it when, once again she got me really hard with at that point a covered oral, but, by the time she was opening up and ready to receive my hard on was off.
So yes, this is also something for you to keep in mind if you decide to visit her, she is petite and consequently quite tight here, I'm no monster but I'm quite girthy, so be prepared to be gentle and do some proper due diligence to ease your way in.
At this point, seeing that there was no way we could fully consume, we decide to get to completion in other ways, so we kept playing around in 69, me standing, her standing, by the bedside, lots and lots of owo action, rubbing, anal play, rimming, gentle fingering, anything you can imagine could be done without penetration to point where I popped on her belly while rubbing mine over her in missy.
We proceeded to clean each other up and then started cuddling and snogging a bit more until an alarm went off, to indicate 4 minutes to the end of my hour. Now to be noted. I arrived 30 minutes late, obviously I kept the comm on, so this wasn't deducted by my time. Even if the 4 minutes alarm went off I wasn't rushed or kicked out, if anything the opposite. I think the alarm is more to keep track of time and not piss off the maid/friend who runs her profile. If it was for Dara she would have more then willingly kept me there longer, again YMMV here.
Ok so now, to some important points, the lack of English and the voice translator, didn't bother me at all because it became part of the gameplay, it was such an involved gfe from both sides that the things we wanted to say to each other weighed more than the weird medium being on the way, also, most of the times our bodies spoke for us and again the translator wasn't needed.
Summary: She is a gem, and I have to admit I was a bit reluctant to leave truthful review and keep her all for myself but I didn't want to be that guy. I had an incredible experience but, if you see my other reviews, I'm not your usual punter, so if you go see this girl, I suspect some of you might end up being disappointed if they are expecting to be drilled with passion (I don't think she tops) or, on the flip side, having a fuck dool receiving the wrath of their primal instinct (I don't think she will enjoy herself).
She tells me she is new to the business and whilst I could have been fooled, I think the way she behaved at least with me gave away her naive genuineness and I'm afraid she will soon discover that life is not always kind, also, I'm not saying this in a bad way but she will soon realise that not all client are attentive and caring.
Now, would I return? Hell yeah, without a hint of hesitation. Who would have thought that after being an openly declared huge fake boobs/bimbo lover I was going to fall for a flat chested trans woman.
I do hope the review helps but, as usual, if you have any question just ask.
