External Link/Members Only1 hour B2B £85
Comms/Location
Usual efficient Ego comms. Free parking. Fairly discreet if you don't count all of the other punters sat in their cars waiting for their appointments.
I was greeted at the door by the beautiful Jayda, who was on maid duties. Despite wearing plain civies, she looked stunning - I will definitely have to book her next. Jayda filled my outstretched palms with sanitiser and shot me between the eyes with her laser thermometer. This punt was a couple of weeks ago, and will probably be my last in 2020, what with how the whole Covid situation is deteriorating.
Layla
Layla wasn't on the top of my list, due to her string of neutral reviews, but I'd met her in the waiting room previously and she'd been friendly, so i thought she'd be worth a punt.
I'm not sure why she's had so many neutral reviews - I had a great time. She's a fair bit bigger than her photos suggest, which might explain other punters' disappointment. I believe the yoof of today would describe her as "well thick, innit bruv brapp brapp", whilst my father's generation might describe her as "buxom". I'd say she was curvy and well-uphostered - the perfect build for her line of work IMHO. Don't expect the skinny bird in the pictures, and you'll be fine.
Layla's very forthright and direct, so I was under no delusion that this was anything more than a job for her. However it's a job that she's very adept at. She gave a very firm massage that really straightened my back out, which is always a plus in my book. B2B was good too, making good use of her great pair of tits. Not much in the way of teasing though, which is perhaps why the turnover was a very pleasant surprise. Layla sat astride me and slowly and deliberately started to rub her tits in my face. She allowed me to reach round and gently diddle her clit whilst I sucked on her tits. It was a surprisingly intense experience- very slow and intimate, and one that will stay with me for a long time. The HJ finish was performed with aplomb, and before I knew it I was being asked if I wanted another shower.
I enjoyed an extremely pleasant hour with Layla, and would recommend her services. I don't know if Eric Clapton has met her, but if he does, I'm certain that he'd write a song about her.
