Cambridge Mill Road - Annie FBSM

[Nickoname1]

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Am probably going to upset a few people as she seems to be popular, but am posting a Neutral-bordering-on-negative for Annie.

Visited within last few days. Seems as if she was the only girl working as one of the rooms was out of action (see below).

Positives:

- good comms, arranged by text. On time and available at agreed time. £50 for the hour plus £40 for nude HE/B2B and touching

- she's attractive enough as others have said, tall, nice face (though masked almost the entire time), nice boobs, probably fake but well done. NB she said she is 38 years old so a little older than rumoured

- OKish massage (not firm as I requested) for 40 mins, clothes off for last 20 mins. Nice figure albeit a belly as other have said. Small tuft of bush above shaven haven.

- 'Squirting' but see below

Negatives:

- Chinese Male owner (Chergei?) was in the next room supervising some repair work by a plumber. I saw them both (and they saw me) as I was being shown to the room. Not very discreet. They were banging and crashing throughout my hour, which ruined my massage time and spoiled the HE (I figured if I could hear them, they could certainly hear me!!). I asked Annie whether we could move to another room, and she checked with the 'Manager' but not possible. Pretty poor.

- I experienced the squirting, but Annie was gushing within 15 seconds of me touching her pussy. I know I am a Love God  and irresistible to females (!) but I don't believe even I can get someone gushing so quickly. It seemed more like piss to me. This might be OK if you like that sort of thing, but the worst thing is she piss/gushed all over the floor and all over one side of the massage table.............. and didn't clear any of it up!!!!!!! In fact she giggled at the end of the session when she covered up the damp pissy/gush patch on the bed with some of that paper towel roll stuff!! I felt sorry for the next punter (I saw him in reception on my way out - had a chuckle to myself! Then I started wondering what the bloke before me had been doing.............).

- Hand job was waaaaaayyyyy too firm. It was like she was trying to pull out a thistle by its roots! I tried to coach her towards a more sensual, edging technique but couldn't make her understand. In the end I took over and finished myself off all over her tits. Pleasant but not quite what I'd paid for.

- the final nail in the coffin was when I stood in the pissy/gushy puddle in my socks. FFS!!!!!!! I HATE that!!!!!


So I'm going Neutral but borderline negative. Annie was nice enough generally but the noise coming from Chergei, Annie's poor hygiene with the pissy/gush and the shit (for me) HE technique means I won't be going back.

Nicko

[Nickoname1]

Sorry could Admin change this to Neutral please. Thank you

[Nickoname1]

Thank you Admin   

[winkywanky]

I would never laugh at someone else's misfortune Nick, but you gave me a couple of laugh out loud moments there. And in the current situation, no mean feat  .

Better luck next time (and make sure you wash your own socks when you get home if you have a missus or she'll smell a rat, or in this case, rat's piss).

[Nickoname1]

I would never laugh at someone else's misfortune Nick, but you gave me a couple of laugh out loud moments there. And in the current situation, no mean feat  .

Better luck next time (and make sure you wash your own socks when you get home if you have a missus or she'll smell a rat, or in this case, rat's piss).

Glad you enjoyed, Mr WW!   

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I would never laugh at someone else's misfortune Nick, but you gave me a couple of laugh out loud moments there. And in the current situation, no mean feat  .

Better luck next time (and make sure you wash your own socks when you get home if you have a missus or she'll smell a rat, or in this case, rat's piss).

You calling Annie a rat?, well are you funkpunk!!!

Seems the plumbings playing up there bigtime from what heard from another source, she may well have been err, put of her strokes. A few seconds does seem very quick to squirt properley even Laura Lupus isnt that quick!

[JayEZ2K]

That sounds really bad, actually. I think they should have closed the shop if they knew if was going to be noisy. That's not the right environment to relax. You should complain to the manageress, maybe get a discount for a revisit. The manageress is the lady that's usually there, I think the guy is her dad filling in.


If they only have one working room, maybe they should be discounting four-hands.

[EquineLover]

Who is the manageress these days? There used to be an older one, then a younger one appeared and seemed to be running the place the few times I had been there.

The older one used to do a legit massage on me sometimes, and then say towards the end “I’m fetching the pretty one for you now”

The younger one once did a fully nudist massage from the beginning for me.

[JayEZ2K]

It should be the same lady who's been there for at least a few years. Sometimes the manageress won't be there, and it will just be the masseuses running the shop, which is what I'm guessing happened.

[Nickoname1]

There was an older, more formal lady on reception (hair up in a bun), and Chergei who was in the first treatment room, dealing with the plumber. Both of them (not the plumber) were in their late 50's, I would guess.

Annie went to speak to the lady on reception to change rooms but no joy.

I didn't complain at the time, to be honest. Partly because I wouldn't go back, so no point in money off next visit, and partly because the next punter was waiting on the sofa in reception when I left. He and reception lady were deep in conversation. It would've been quite difficult to have that discussion at that time.

I'm not massively disappointed with the whole thing - hence neutral rating and not Negative. I just won't revisit.

I saw Raj had a good time with Annie, including a mouthful of piss/gush! He should see what it did to my socks 😅😅

Nicko

[Watts.E.Dunn]

There was an older, more formal lady on reception (hair up in a bun), and Chergei who was in the first treatment room, dealing with the plumber. Both of them (not the plumber) were in their late 50's, I would guess.

Annie went to speak to the lady on reception to change rooms but no joy.

I didn't complain at the time, to be honest. Partly because I wouldn't go back, so no point in money off next visit, and partly because the next punter was waiting on the sofa in reception when I left. He and reception lady were deep in conversation. It would've been quite difficult to have that discussion at that time.

I'm not massively disappointed with the whole thing - hence neutral rating and not Negative. I just won't revisit.

I saw Raj had a good time with Annie, including a mouthful of piss/gush! He should see what it did to my socks 😅😅

Nicko

What!, have they disolved like they would in battery acid;??.....