Author Topic: Thais - Brazilian Tantric Massage (Elephant and Castle)  (Read 11534 times)

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Adrianm758's review alerted me to Thais (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=283756.0). I do not punt very often these days due to changed financial circumstances so wanted a good value punt and the review suggested it was good value. I visited her a couple of weeks ago.

I texted on the day to book and the comms were quick and efficient. I suspect she manages her own phone as I received her two messages an hour apart at around 10 past the hour mark. She texted her address and the prices.

I knew what was on offer from the review so chose tantric for £65 an hour. Arrived at the given address and struggled to find it. It is in the basement of the barber shop and there is a board at the door suggesting waxing and similar treatments.

The photos on the gumtree ad are her but they are flattering (External Link/Members Only). She is attractive in a GND way but by no means a head turner. She has a pleasant personality and speaks decent conversational english. Took the money at start and left the room for me to undress.

The massge room is pretty small but clean. She came back and took the towel off saying it wasn't needed for tantric massage. As the previous reviewer noted, the music was a rather amusing african drums and moans number. I was really aroused by it because it reminded me of the soundtract of a really raunchy scene I watched at a crap adult cinema in Manilla many decades ago. For those interested, here is the link. Ah to be young and footloose in Manilla again! External Link/Members Only

The massage was very soft and won't help with any aches and pains but when you choose tantric, that is what you should expect. The one good thing was that her touch was very sensual and she knew exactly where to send her hands. One disappointment was the lack of enough CC swipes on FD. I spend about 20 minutes face down...most of the time she was on my legs but again, strangely, not enough attention given to my bottom!

Face up, in the dimmed light she looked more attractive and kept smiling with rather sultry eyes. I asked about B2B but she said she doesn't do that. She said naked and topless were available and offered topless for another tenner. I thought a tenner was reasonable and she took her top off revealing natural B cups. I was allowed to play with them and stroke her bottom. The happy ending was slow and sensual with no rush. SHe was much better than the Chinese shops where they tug you as their life depends on it. Slow build, kept me on the edge and finished me on her boobs right on the mark of 55 mins.

There is a tiny shower across the corridor that I used before and after.

On the whole, she delivered a reasonable good service but neither the massage nor the sensual elements were sufficiently remarkable for a return visit. I will just about rate this a positive but won't return in a hurry. Decent return for £75 but when driving back, I realised that probably this wasn't very good vfm for the service being provided in a very tiny basement room. Thais was pleasant, smiling, and welcoming all through and delivered everything that one would expect..perhaps the reason why gave this a positive.

My recommendation would be to go for 30 mins...I don't know how much she charges for it. 60 mins is too long for this type of service.

Offline tantraman

Thanks for the review, OP :hi:

So ...

... It is in the basement of the barber shop and there is a board at the door suggesting waxing and similar treatments.

... was this a male barber shop? Not the most discreet setting, if so ... a bunch of hirsute fellows watching you go downstairs for "waxing and similar treatments"! :scare:

Offline aae

Well, a more accurate description would be that the basement is under the barbershop. You do not have to walk through the shop to access it...the door to the basement in on the main street.

Offline tantraman

Well, a more accurate description would be that the basement is under the barbershop. You do not have to walk through the shop to access it...the door to the basement in on the main street.

Phew! Thanks for the clarification ... Thais is back on my HL :thumbsup:

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Thanks for the unvarnished report  :drinks:

Had her on HL but this seems totally underwhelming for what is around the going rate for an hour "massage" and a topless wank,

Will swerve.

GL finding better in the area.   :hi:

Offline Wankingdead

I think I left a review on Thais somewhere in UKpunting, met her about 5 times, initially thought she is Greek as the name indicates but turns that it was a Brazilian massage joint with Diana, each girl has her own room, Thais must be the junior player as her space is much smaller, I usually get b2b for £80, delivered with gusto and vigour were she would be naked from the off, FK and DFK loads of grinding and rubbing, I simulated prone bone with her and came on her fabulous Brazilian butt once and mostly on her tits, gvfm.

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I think I left a review on Thais somewhere in UKpunting ...

This was it :music: ...

This lady who is in her early thirties advertise her massage services operating out of a a small basement shop in Kennington, she is 5:4 slimmish Brazilian with long black hair and a pretty face, massage delivered well b2b is available and she stripped naked from the off, fk and dfk was delivered well and her frontage service was a rare find. A strong positive from me.

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I think I left a review on Thais somewhere in UKpunting, met her about 5 times, initially thought she is Greek as the name indicates but turns that it was a Brazilian massage joint with Diana, each girl has her own room, Thais must be the junior player as her space is much smaller, I usually get b2b for £80, delivered with gusto and vigour were she would be naked from the off, FK and DFK loads of grinding and rubbing, I simulated prone bone with her and came on her fabulous Brazilian butt once and mostly on her tits, gvfm.

Thanks for the update  :drinks:
How long ago was your last visit?