Sultry—Elisa xx Fulham

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So after being stood up (see last review), I was randy as a teenager, popped the blue pill and had just long enough to book another meet for an hour, so got on to "Search by location" on AW. Randy and pushed for time, I don't make the best decisions.. There's clearly enough negative reviews of the girl on here, I should have checked!

Comms - 10/10 - fantastic - sounded sweet yet professional, could fit me in at short notice, great english, she just needed to call then texts. She nust needed to jump in the shower, I was about 20 mins away, it would all be fine.

Booking 1hr incall for £200. (It's tough just typing that given how bad it was!)

Location: Basement flat on a very busy road. The "working" room had no windows (how that that pass building regs.. anyway), with a tiny en suite, it was clean, warm. I had a quick shower (she suggested I leave all my clothes in the room as the en suite was so small - she didn't steal anything!). All toiletries available, nice clean towel. So far so good.

Girl: I'd be amazed if the photos on AW are her - certainly not recent. Yes she probably is 5'6" and size 6, but everything is quite soft. I really go for toned so this was a disappointment for me. Cute face, totally clean, pussy tasted great.

I was ready to give the benefit of the doubt - she was mid texting emergency (something about her mate needing help as her AW profile was locked). She was apologetic and would be done asap. I thought it was funny to begin with, I suggested i go down on her while she texts.

Clearly the situation escalated so while I was tongue deep she got her other phone out and called the other girl! I was thinking that at least this will end the texting, so ok. She ended the call telling her mate "yeah ok, call you in half an hour".. I WAS RIGHT THERE! SHE WAS SAT NEXT TO THE £200 I'D PAID FOR THE HOUR! FFS! I said - 'it's an hour right?' and she said something like "let get going!".

She's friendly and apologetic through all of this, so I was hoping to turn it around... oh dear.

She sat on the end of the bed and was about to start OWO, there was a tiny bit of clear precum, she said "what is that? Is it going to do that all the way through?" I was thinking "Well I don't know love, have you done this before?! Ever seen precum?! I wouldn't worry, I'll probably just shrivel with this attitude!" - What I said was "oh ok I don't mind if you want to put a condom on it now?". Idiot.

It was a pretty solid condom, i was up but the OW just wasn't getting through really, so after a minute or so I stopped her and we started missionary. There was a bit of kissing but not much (no tongues - I probably could have gone for it but ...)

Everything she did was about getting me out of there asap so she could get back on the phone.

She was using her hand so it was tighter, and less deep. Then doggy but she wasn't a fan of a certain angle, then her on top, all the time her having to apply more lube, complaining about angle/speed etc.

There was a slightly entertaining bit where she was on top and happened to be in time to the rubbish music she'd put on.

She finished me off with a speed wank, into the condom it went, and thank you for coming etc - I was about 25 mins in! But it was so unenjoyable i didn't even want to try a second round.

i think she'd just had a line of C. It would explain the lecture on the way out about C being ok as it's "natural".. I wasn't partaking, but have a question for you lot - "Party girl" - does that mean she'll be on it? or that it's included? It's the only way I can explain why she'd think £200 was ok for an hour like that.

I've learnt - ALWAYS check reviews on here before I book.

The next day I had a bit of time available (I'm rarely in the situation where I can meet), and rang 2 other SPs but they didn't pick up, probably for the best! I'm starting to get a bit fed up of the punting malarky!