Zhangri-La Alice - Wimbledon

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Location
Private first floor apartment in Wimbledon centre, a few minutes walk from the station and just next to the Morrisons car park. There's a bus station near as well, with benches. When it's time, you're asked to ring the bell and are then collected. It's on the street, but relatively discreet and nobody's going to pay you any attention. Shower available inside, with fresh towels.

Comms
This is a bit of a mixed bag. Calls were answered quickly, and texts saw a swift and clear response. However, I originally called up in advance and agreed two sessions during the week, this one and another. This was agreed and confirmed, with the usual request to finalise on the morning of the day of the booking. Come just before 9am on the day of the first appointment, I dutifully confirmed by text message, and three hours later received a response letting me know that my booking was no longer available, with an option to rebook for later in the day given.

So, the lesson here is don't bother trying to book in advance, because it won't be honoured. I'm trying not to factor the fact I was wondering around London pissed off into this review too much, because I tried to book again for the following day, and that was fine with no issues. You just have to make sure you're arranging on the day, or it seems you're going to miss out.

Price
£100 the hour.

Service Provider
I saw Alice; 20s, probably early 20s, Chinese girl. She's very lean with a slight and petite build, although not short. She's got some ink on her shoulder, though I didn't notice until towards the end because it's on her back. I found her very attractive; she had a sort of girl next door vibe, sort of like someone you might meet while at University, a definite studenty look.

Reasonably friendly, but she was also clearly following a routine that she's done many times before, and I felt no real connection. She drank frequently from a plastic water bottle throughout, which was a little offputting, though to be fair it was fairly warm.

Services
An hour massage; I made a point of asking for a sensual massage on one of the days I visited, and a tantric massage on the other. There was no difference between them, so I suspect it's just a contrivance.

The Meet
My first attempt to make a booking with Alice had gone fairly badly, but I was able to set this one up the following day reasonably easily. I arrived a few minutes beforehand, and made a call to confirm my arrival. I was asked to wait a few minutes until told otherwise, so I relocated to the nearby bus station to watch and wait. I saw a bloke come out of the building I'd been told to come to and, surely enough, a short moment after he'd made himself scarce I received a text message asking me to go and ring the buzzer.

I did so, and Alice came out of a nearby door to let me in and quickly usher me into the apartment. As some reviews have mentioned, she was wearing an oriental-looking silver one-piece dress, which isn't something I'm personally all that bothered about. She led me into a room with a bed (not a massage table), and with some small smalltalk settled the paperwork. She left with that, and returned wearing only her knickers, and told me I'd need to take my clothes off, which I did. Some reviews have mentioned being helped to undress and, again, though I'm not bothered about that, it's not something I experienced.

I lay down on the bed, head towards the bottom, and was asked whether I wanted a hard, medium or soft massage. I asked for somewhere between hard and medium, but I think I may have been misunderstood, so I clarified as medium. Alice set to work, drinking noisily from a water bottle throughout; defintely more sensual than therapeutic, if you had any aches going in, you'll have them coming out. Nothing to complain about, but nothing spectacular either. Because the massage was delivered on a bed rather than a table, there wasn't much room at the bottom, where your legs would be, so Alice climbed onto the bed and sat between my legs, which was a bit different and surprisingly arousing.

There was a casual building up of arousal, but not so much as in other places I've been too with CC swipes and such. I suppose there's no need for some of it, because you set the expectations upfront here, whereas you usually need to establish them throughout in other places. But, other than that, all the usual methods were applied well, and when eventually came the request to turn over, I was ready for it. Although I'd noticed she'd been wearing them at the start, at some point Alice had found the opportunity to take off her underwear, though I don't actually think I was ever actually in a position to see between her legs, so I'm not sure it really mattered. There was a sort of restrained intimacy to this; there was no kissing, not much eye contact, but Alice did that Chinese(?) thing of kissing at my nipples, and gently blowing over my ears as she did the body to body part.

The thing that makes this a positive was that position herself herself over my cock, and ran her groin and midriff along it, to great effect, while giving me a great view of her body. Maybe I've been missing a trick, but this isn't something I've experienced anywhere else before, and it was easily the most memorable part of the booking.

Eventually she began to gently run her hands along my dick, with plenty of oil, building gradually to hand release. There was no aggressive wanking here, which I always appreciate but, of course, it's always going to be different strokes for different blokes.

Alice cleaned me up, and finished the session with further massage of my legs, avoiding any of my intimate areas with great care. She told me we were finished with about 10 minutes left, giving us both enough time to use the shower before she let me out aroundabout an hour from when I'd entered.

Overall
This scrapes a positive, just, because Alice is an attractive girl who knows how to make an impression. But from other reviews I'd kind of been expecting the creme de la creme top end of sensual massage and, apart from a £20 premium and the foreknowledge of what to expect, I'm not sure there was a lot of difference from the service I receive at my usual places. I probably would consider going back to see Alice again, solely because she was very good at the erotic part, but the massage part was nothing that special, and the screw ups with making my booking, which completely screwed up my plans for the day, go a long way towards putting me off.