Sasha - Birmingham

[chadpitt]

Rushed and less than mediocre

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She seemed to offer the full list of services on her text so I gave in to the little brain.

Appearance:

Curvy to the extreme. Size 14 and above. With a bit of gut.
Her pictures aren't entirely fake but she's very short. Which when coupled with her weight is a bad combo.
Boobs were Ds. Nipples weren't very big.
She was covered in tattoos but they were a little more intricate than the collar and wrist tattoos off the Rom skanks.
Her face is alright but if she lost some weight it would help.
She claims she's Russian/German but honestly I wouldn't know if that's true or not.

Value for Money:

£80 for an hour initially. OWO and kissing included.

Premise:

A decent flat near Sunset park. Bed was king sized. Not bad in this department.

Services:

After making a few enquires and wasting time with scumbag Roms who want to charge extras for anything beyond an open hole, I settle on Sasha.
The first thing that pisses me off is she keeps me waiting. I wait at the park as she needs "5 minutes". But 5 minutes turns into 15.
Finally she says she's ready and up I go.
Enter the door and there she is, short and wide. But at least resembling her ads.
Hand over the notes and get on with it.
Start with OWO which is decent. But no ballsack action.
Try to play with her tits but she's sensitive, go figure.
Do some kissing but hardly much tongue. But at least it's not just quick pecks and a bit prolonged.
Then start with the missionary but she starts complaining that she hurt her leg. Her weight becomes a real barrier since she feels loose in her nethers.
So swap out to spooning, driving in and out. But then she starts trying to rush things and says it's an hour booking and cum already.
This puts me off, whether someone cums once an hour or twice should be up to the client not you!
After that I blow the load after 15 mins in and wait to reload.
She talks but only sits on the bed. No GFE for sure.
Then she says she only had 1 condom so gives me £20 back and calls it short.

Conclusion:

The only reason I gave this a go was because it was £80 an hour with kissing and OWO. Plus from the messaging and pictures she didn't seem like a Rom.
But after the rushing, evasiveness and pre-booking timewasting, this was a subpar service.
Her weight is a problem but so too is bloody lack of effort.

[pbrown355]

Thanks for the review. She was on my HL. I had phoned the other day but no answer. Later received text with prices and thought I may go and see her. Now I won't.
Sorry it was crap for you. Better luck next time.