Does this count as a review?

[markmark13]

 Liked the sound of Amy at Scarletts, mature and busty. Got there just as she'd gone into an hour booking. Walked.

Went to Chok Dee where I'd had a good time with Annie recently. Annie wasn't working. Didn't fancy the girl available. Walked.

Spotted a Thai girl, Leena,  on the rota at Infinity. Got there and was told she'd be 40 minutes.Didn't fancy either of the other girls. Walked.

Went to see busty Alisha at GFE, who I'd had a good time with a couple of years ago. Was told she'd be 45 minutes. Didn't fancy either of the other girls. Walked.

Now sitting in a kebab shop waiting for my order. It better be fucking good!

[rocket88]

Sorry to hear about your problems on the punting front and hope your kebab was ok.!
FYI  I reviewed Amy last year
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=262398.0

[Blackpool Rock]

So you turned up on spec to see all these girls but hadn't actually made a booking on the phone for any of them 

If a booking had been made for any of the girls and they then accepted other bookings leaving you to wait then yes a review could be done but no booking = no review

[ulstersubbie]

Liked the sound of Amy at Scarletts, mature and busty. Got there just as she'd gone into an hour booking. Walked.

Went to Chok Dee where I'd had a good time with Annie recently. Annie wasn't working. Didn't fancy the girl available. Walked.

Spotted a Thai girl, Leena,  on the rota at Infinity. Got there and was told she'd be 40 minutes.Didn't fancy either of the other girls. Walked.

Went to see busty Alisha at GFE, who I'd had a good time with a couple of years ago. Was told she'd be 45 minutes. Didn't fancy either of the other girls. Walked.

Now sitting in a kebab shop waiting for my order. It better be fucking good!

Extra chilli sauce!!   

[markmark13]

Sorry to hear about your problems on the punting front and hope your kebab was ok.!
FYI  I reviewed Amy last year
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=262398.0

Thanks for that. Looks like I dodged a bullet.

[markmark13]

So you turned up on spec to see all these girls but hadn't actually made a booking on the phone for any of them 

If a booking had been made for any of the girls and they then accepted other bookings leaving you to wait then yes a review could be done but no booking = no review

Sorry, how many emojis should I have used to make my sarcasm more obvious?

[Blackpool Rock]

Sorry, how many emojis should I have used to make my sarcasm more obvious?

I didn't pick up any sarcasm, looked like a genuine question to me

[tesla]

Sorry, how many emojis should I have used to make my sarcasm more obvious?

no sarcasm obvious to me either

[TomTank]

I was thinking where's the bit where he says he booked to justify it being a review.
When I got to the 3rd one I'm thinking he's not really asking this, and the last line confirmed it.

[scutty brown]

Was the kebab any good?

[markmark13]

I forgot to mention that after the 4th unsuccessful attempt, I tried to book in for a B2B massage with Sofia in Middleton, but she'd finished for the day. I tried again today but she was fully booked. Ah well, my cheapest punting weekend ever!

The kebab was good. Cheetham Hill's finest.

[scutty brown]

I forgot to mention that after the 4th unsuccessful attempt, I tried to book in for a B2B massage with Sofia in Middleton, but she'd finished for the day. I tried again today but she was fully booked. Ah well, my cheapest punting weekend ever!

The kebab was good. Cheetham Hill's finest.

Cheetham Hill?
I thought they'd hide bodies in the Doner meat along there...........

[Kool Keef]

The kebab was good. Cheetham Hill's finest.

At least you finally got your mouth around some meat flaps in the end....