So this is an impulsive punt therefore no planning went into this.
Saw Ardena:
External Link/Members OnlyShe is pretty, pics on website looks better imo.
As JS mentioned in his review she is more pear shaped and not toned as the pics would have you believe.
Quite matter of fact and told me harshly to take off my shoes in the beginning but warmed up and became more friendly as time went on.
£200 for the hour as opposed to £250 when she first reappeared.
Texted agency with not much notice to see who was available for the time I wanted and was given few choices and Ardena was one....remembered her pics mentally she looked quite fit so went for her.
Texted address etc and set off for allotted time.
Got to her apartment bang on time and buzzed to get let in. Nothing.
Buzzed again and again bell was ringing but no answer.
Fuck sake I thought and it didn’t help a couple was standing right outside the door trying to park their car.
Third time pressed the buzzer and this time was let in.
Walked up to her flat and knocked lightly as there are a few apartments on this floor. No answer so knocked harder.
Door opens and realise it’s not Ardena but recognised her who I figured out later was Infinity.
I thought they must be sharing the flat together so asked for Ardena....her English was shit and she didn’t understand me.
She pointed to my bag and said”condom?” And I said say what?
She pointed to my bag again and repeated “condom?”.
She thought I was the condom boy for some reason😂😁 and I didn’t know deliveroos delivered johnnys 😂.
This was getting farcical so I got my phone out and showed her the text the agency sent me. She read it and said “ no”.
I showed her the name and flat number and address and she said “ ah, one moment “ and closed the door on me!!!
WTF!!??!
There I am standing like a lemon outside her door looking dodgy as fuck for the next 2/3 minutes and the last thing I needed was one of the other apartments to open their door and see me standing looking dodgy.
After about 3 minutes of this I’m getting pissed off now and knocked on her door again ready to walk when the door next to her apartment was being opened and I thought for fuck sake.
Luckily it was Ardena who opened the door and turned out the agency mixed up the address but it could’ve been very embarrassing if the first door I knocked on wasn’t Infinty and some random joe.
Nil point for the agency🤬😡
On first impression I wasn’t bowled over by Ardena as she’s not as toned as the pics suggested.
Pretty but has some puppy fat around stomach and thighs but still fuckable.
Asked for shower and was given a fresh one and mouthwash etc was available and I bought my own toothbrush and toothpaste.
Came out and ready for action.
There’s mirrors all along the wardrobe and the flat is clean and tidy. I later learned it’s a hotel/ apartment and there are people during the day who cleans the rooms apparently.
We embraced and looking at the full length mirrors we looked good together😆 and went for a kiss.
It became apparent lip kisses only as whenever I delved deeper she would turn away for a hug???! WTF!
We ended up on the bed somehow and she didn’t even ask me and whipped out a condom for oral.
By now I’m bemused by all the fucking around earlier and now this crap service so was ready to chalk it up as a loss.
Ow lasted approx 2 minutes and was crap with no effort nor enthusiasm and then she went to get the lube.
I stopped her and said hang on young lady as I wanted to at least taste her.
So I spread her legs and began munching on her fanny and she began to warm up, moving her hips to my rhythm and could tell she was getting moist.
This went on for about 6/7 minutes and she stopped me and claimed she cummed but I’m not so sure.
So we fucked in mish and she told me to be gentle 😳 and I was at first.
At least it felt good inside her pussy and she ended up putting her legs over my shoulders as I increased the rhythm as I banged away until I jizzed in the bag.
She let me stay there until I was ready to withdraw.
She helped clean me up afterwards and we ended up cuddling on the bed talking about stuff.
Her English was actually ok and she can hold a conversation but as time goes by I realise she’s not going to initiate round 2 by herself but to be honest by now I’m not too interested either so we stayed like this until 10 minutes to go before I got up for my exit shower.
She’s a nice girl and friendly and I was debating whether to go with a neutral or negative but because of the fuck up earlier and the lack of service and passion ( with me anyway) I decided a negative experience is more apt in this encounter.
