Called into this place on the off chance as I was in the hell that is Bradford. Confirmed they weren’t busy withone girl already working, another was outside smoking and the one who would give me the massage was cleaning her face with cotton buds at a mirror in reception. Nice!
External Link/Members OnlyWent for half hour at 25, full hour is 35 so average.
Anyway was shown downstairs by the much more attractive reception lady (who doesn’t do massages) and shown to a cellar room that smelled slightly of cellar.... that damp foisty smell you get.
I stripped and lay down waiting.... and waited.... and waited. At last the lady who it turns out is called Sky decides to turn up after no doubt leaving bogies snd earwax on the table at reception where she’d been cleaning herself.
She started a slightly rough massage and after less than a minute asked if I just wanted a massage or extras. Oh great! I hate it when they do that, and at my age the wrong side of 40 I need stimulating to be in the mood. She just wasn’t doing anything for me.
I asked what she did but guess she didn’t understand and said it doesn’t matter. Then started a rough and not great massage. Bit painful at times but not in a good way. I’ve had proper massages and thus fell way short. Slapping your back with karate chops impresses nobody.
At one point after I turned (she made sure towel was protecting anywhere from accidental brushes) her feet were on my legs for some sort of push/stretch and I noticed how cold they were. Trying to still break the ice I held them and said hey you’re cold there.
She glared and said “£5 to touch my feet”
You fucking what! Now the mood really was killed. Granted I don’t go around massaging peoples feet in massage shops but I’ve occasionally done this if they were near and Thai girls especially seem to like their feet touched. I’m not some guy who has a thing about feet and it was blatantly obvious it wasn’t turning me on as my bits were pretty shrivelled by now and loosely covered. Sod that I said and just lay back again.
That’s another thing, she kept telling me off if I moved or looked at her, told me to put my arms up and keep them there, don’t move your head you must keep still.
Anyway thankfully time was up and I did manage to get a shower out of the place. Saw the other girl to wave to on the way out and she seemed way more friendly.
Don’t think I’ll be back tbh. Sky like her namesake tv, just out to get as much money for sod all
