Lockdown horn got the best of me and I turned up without an appointment at Dara on the main road through Stone.
External Link/Members OnlyOne person working. Short, dumpy middle aged thing. Probably should have walked but thought the massage might be decent. Spoiler alert:it wasn’t.
£45 for an hour.
Taken to very top room and stripped off while she watched. Massage started. So did texts. Which she kept stopping to answer. She even answered a call and put it on speakerphone.
Was quoted £30 for a handjob at the end. Fuck it, I was oiled up and naked so may as well. Once I’d got her to slow down and stop trying to rip it off then got over the finishing line.
Wiped oil off with a towel and on my way.
Very poor. I gather there are usually other people there and the therapists on the website look decent but maybe I was unlucky and got their miserable Mum?
