Author Topic: KinkyKelsey - Northenden  (Read 4765 times)


15 review(s) for MissNikkiValentin0 (5 positive, 4 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by alibirmingham]

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Duration: 30 mins

Price paid £100

Venue: The infamous hotel close to the motorway (not quite the 4/5 star she brags about always hiring on her profile but not to worry)

I’ve been wanting to see Kelsey for quite some time, although something always seemed to crop up or she’d have a booking at the time I needed. Having seen her briefly in Sandy’s reception many years ago and been long awaiting a meet to scratch the itch.

Comms: reasonably fast responses, clear agreement of time and services required.

About 5 minutes before arriving I sent the ‘almost here’ text to give her the heads up. I arrived and parked up and preceded to wait another ten minutes before I text her again to see if all ok. 5 minutes later I got a text ‘are you here now?’ To which I replied I was indeed. A minute or so later I was sent the room number and told to come up.

I knocked on the door and could hear some talking inside which I think must have been Kelsey on the phone and I then remained at the door for what seemed like an eternity.. probably a minute but it always seems like forever when you’re stood their like a prick.

The door finally opens and Kelsey tells me to come in. Looks wise she’s not bad at all and has a great body and nice tan, facially she’s quite attractive but she does look a little rough.. I was happy enough though and things seemed to be on the up.

Sorted the paperwork out, she then says she just needs to send a quick text, not a problem, although it took about a minute and she completely ignored me in that time when I said she looked great.

She asks me again what I’m into and I said a tie and tease as discussed. ‘I’ve got no ropes I’m not a Dom’ was her reply. Not to worry, so I asked her to kneel on the bed so I could give her a good tasting.

Her pussy was nice and fresh and quite tight, however she kept moving away and moving my hands off her legs so I decided to stop. I then asked her if she’d kneel down in front of the mirror so I could get a great view of her giving me a suck, she apparently doesn’t kneel. So I lay on the bed and she came alongside me and starting sucking the old fella. Very average oral and again moved my hand and asked me not to mess her hair up as I gently felt it. We’re probably about ten minutes into the 30 now and she asks me how I want to fuck her.. I said I’m not sure I will and that I’d like to 69 if that’s ok. Following a big sigh she climbs on top of me and we get to work on each other (although she’s mostly wanking me and the sucking has greatly diminished). A couple of minutes later she just gets off me and goes for a condom. A bit perplexed I asked her what she was doing and she replied that I need to cum now. By this point I had lost pretty much all interest and was thinking how much more fun I could have had with my £100. On she climbs and starts riding me with the most pathetic fake groans I’ve ever heard. A couple of mins go by and she’s clearly annoyed I haven’t cum yet. I say to her do you just want to wank me off and I’ll be out of your way.. she actually said yeh ok. Not the kind of response you’d expect at all. Up I stood, Jonny off and she says ‘go on then’ as if she’s decided I’d be doing this myself. So I quickly finished all over her tits and couldn’t wait to get my clothes on (she’s texting again at this point).

I think she’d clearly double booked and maybe it was a longer visit that she’d messed up the timings for but she clearly wasn’t happy to provide a decent service for £100.

I would have give her a neutral but considering the price, keeping me waiting for 15 minutes on arrival and then the lack lustre service. It’s a no go from me.

Shame as she’s not bad looking but she clearly thinks she’s doing punters a favour.


Offline Kool Keef

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Thanks for the review, I've considered this one in the past because the pics look good but she's expensive & that service sounds really crap so I won't be booking her at any point.
Fully deserved red.
Hope your next punt is better.

Offline nsa_fun_87

Thanks for the review, ive been thinking about booking for a while cos she does look FAF but reviews have totally put me off.

Offline Blackpool Rock

Think I had comms with this one a few years ago on a previous profile, seemed OK but I also recall she picked up some reviews which weren't great so I never made the final effort to see her.
Sounds like a Negative all day long this one and she ain't cheap either to be giving out attitude, who was she at SS  :unknown:

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Thanks for the review, ive been thinking about booking for a while cos she does look FAF but reviews have totally put me off.

She’s quite good looking. She’s got a very chavvy look about her not a truly stunning face but made up she would definitely catch the eye. Wouldn’t look out of place with big hooped earrings and a pram with four kids in if you know what I mean.

Great body though.

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She’s quite good looking. She’s got a very chavvy look about her not a truly stunning face but made up she would definitely catch the eye. Wouldn’t look out of place with big hooped earrings and a pram with four kids in if you know what I mean.

Great body though.

She was Nikki at SS in a previous life.

Offline Trotter671

She was Nikki at SS in a previous life.

Sorry to hear you had a crap one OP :dash: I met her as Nikki years ago at Sandys - yep she was a looker but service was crap, really half arsed hence didn't repeat that mistake again.

Offline CoreyTrevor

I saw her a handful of times as Kelsey maybe 10-12 years ago at SS and she was losing interest even back then! Lovely girl, pretty and petite and service was excellent the first couple of visits, hence why I kept returning. But from about the 3rd visit, she went cold, dis-interested and even mentioned she was sick of it. I got the impression she was hoping for a rich bloke to take her away from it. I didn’t bother again.  :thumbsdown:
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Offline Tunechi

I had same experience couple of years ago. Told me she would be a sub secretary and as soon as I arrived could tell that was far from the truth. Same shite about don’t touch her hair etc. I would definitely avoid doesn’t deliver on anything and high end price.

Offline CoreyTrevor

Also, wasn’t she advertising on AW a couple of years ago in somewhere like Dubai and her rates were STOOPID high?! Or have I imagined that?  :(
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Offline OakTree

Also, wasn’t she advertising on AW a couple of years ago in somewhere like Dubai and her rates were STOOPID high?! Or have I imagined that?  :(

There was an issue with fake pics if I remember rightly.

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I saw her a handful of times as Kelsey maybe 10-12 years ago at SS and she was losing interest even back then! Lovely girl, pretty and petite and service was excellent the first couple of visits, hence why I kept returning. But from about the 3rd visit, she went cold, dis-interested and even mentioned she was sick of it. I got the impression she was hoping for a rich bloke to take her away from it. I didn’t bother again.  :thumbsdown:

I get the same impression. I think if you started flashing large amounts of cash she’d perk right up and get into the swing of things. She clearly doesn’t think £100 for half an hour is even remotely worth her putting any effort in which is a piss take though.

Offline maximusgenitalus

When she was Nikki/Sarah her service was quite good, but since then it got worse and worse. Last time I saw her which was about 5 years ago, it was one of the worst services I'd ever had, don't do this, don't do that, she even suggested I was "molesting" her boobs! She actually used that word!
She has obviously grown to hate this line of work and should get out. Terrible attitude and service now, steer clear, especially at £100 a throw!

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When she was Nikki/Sarah her service was quite good, but since then it got worse and worse. Last time I saw her which was about 5 years ago, it was one of the worst services I'd ever had, don't do this, don't do that, she even suggested I was "molesting" her boobs! She actually used that word!
She has obviously grown to hate this line of work and should get out. Terrible attitude and service now, steer clear, especially at £100 a throw!

The sad thing is not everyone reads this forums reviews. I feel sorry for every single bloke who parts with £100 and leaves thinking wtf was that... I can’t imagine anyone ever sees her twice unless they’re sugar daddies and she actually delivers.

Offline rock5tar

ive seen her for years since TWL.

The last time I saw her as n indy she was terrible . never again. don't know why she's getting more cocky the more haggard she's looking.

Offline McSwell

I saw her a handful of times as Kelsey maybe 10-12 years ago at SS and she was losing interest even back then! Lovely girl, pretty and petite and service was excellent the first couple of visits, hence why I kept returning. But from about the 3rd visit, she went cold, dis-interested and even mentioned she was sick of it. I got the impression she was hoping for a rich bloke to take her away from it. I didn’t bother again.  :thumbsdown:

Their maybe a bit of confusion here, the Kelsey ftom SS of anout 10yrs ago is now

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She left SS did a bit of globe trotting, Dubai, Hongkong etc and is now showing as Switzerland.

I did a "mother and daughter" role play with her and Amy in Northenden early 2011. ( I remember it cos I'd just come into a but of cash and spent it shagging every thing that moved in Sandy's  :D :D)

She had a second spell at SS as Chelsea.

I don't recall SS using the name Kelsey  since this one left but they may have done.

Offline maximusgenitalus

I saw her a handful of times as Kelsey maybe 10-12 years ago at SS and she was losing interest even back then! Lovely girl, pretty and petite and service was excellent the first couple of visits, hence why I kept returning. But from about the 3rd visit, she went cold, dis-interested and even mentioned she was sick of it. I got the impression she was hoping for a rich bloke to take her away from it. I didn’t bother again.  :thumbsdown:

Different girl completely, Kelsey/Chelsea's reports were always pretty good to be fair...

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Just FYI she’s now done a name change to JessicaRabbit...

Offline maximusgenitalus

Just FYI she’s now done a name change to JessicaRabbit...

Sarah/Nikki is now JessicaRabbit External Link/Members Only

the original Kelsey is now Jessica Anders External Link/Members Only

« Last Edit: September 24, 2020, 12:03:33 pm by maximusgenitalus »

Offline Blackpool Rock

Just FYI she’s now done a name change to JessicaRabbit...
This is why the numerical link is crucial as it doesn't change unless a totally new profile is made

Offline FLYING BLUE

Sounds bloody awful to me and, £3.33 per minute.....not a chance in hell :thumbsdown:

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This is why the numerical link is crucial as it doesn't change unless a totally new profile is made

That’s the funny thing.. presumably she’s read this thread and that’s what prompted a sudden name change after a couple of years as Kelsey (could well be a coincidence).

If that’s the case it’s quite disappointing that instead of taking on the feedback and aiming to build up a collection of positive reviews to off set the few bad ones (which I’ve seen can be done).

It’s clearly a much easier approach to change your profile name as to not appear when those that aren’t as forum/AW savvy, perform a search and thus keep attracting more chaps to be painfully parted with their hard earned cash.

Ahh well.