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Pre-Punt Chit Chat. 9/10

Not sure where to start with this one! A surreal experience that I am still kinda processing. A spur of the moment punt last month on the way to Birmingham. Arranged to meet a mate for a late lunch/drinks but he couldn’t get out of work. So, found myself sitting in a pub on my tod 3 hours before my train was due to depart from Euston to Brum. Whilst having a drink and some grub out came the punting phone to see who was available at short notice within close proximity. Have no idea why this one intrigued me but chief among them was the classy MILF profile. I sort of imagined good convo, experienced fucker sort of thing! Phone answered by a friendly woman who I assumed was Erika (more on that later). The sexy foreign voice and the way she dealt with my questions regarding services in no time at all punt time agreed and I was on my way to eat some MILF/GILF pussy.

Fee & VFM 10/10

Agreed £150 1 hour. DFK, OWO, CIM, SEX.  SWALLOW. ANAL thrown in for no extra happy days!

Digs/punt room/punter safety 6/10

Erika works from an upmarket street in the now trendy Swiss Cottage area literally 3 minutes from the tube station. Typical 3 storey building now converted into flats with no buzz entry which meant Erika had to come down and get me. Safe and no other person in the flat. Quiet at the time of my visit and reasonably discrete. Ample P&D parking. The apartment itself was like top floor micro studio, basic, quite dowdy just about big enough for a bed and wardrobe. The small kitchenet is surely breaching every H&S standard going but hey I wasn’t there to close down dodgy  flats but fuck. The bathroom was not much better and as much as I wanted a post punt shower, I was not getting into that. Saving grace, the room was clean as were the sheets and no funky smells. For sure it did not match the style/would be style of the SP.

The SP 7/10

Now this is a real tricky one and still scratching my head a bit. Clearly, I could see the pics had been airbrushed however the lady that greeted me when I first saw her, I was like WTF are you sure. Her face was semi wrinkled and she was a lot thinner than the pics. That said she has a certain je ne sais quoi about her especially the way she was dressed. Lovely fitted knee length dress, nice classy jewellery, sheer tights, heels, light make-up and hair out. Her piercing blue/grey eyes grabbed me. Would not look out of place in a Mayfair/Langan’s style brasserie. Sexy Scandi voice, fluent English, upbeat SP. I thought okay oaky okay this is a first for me and what figuratively speaking punting is all about. She led me up the two flights of stairs as I stared at her figure and thought for a wrinkly bit of totty not bad, decent figure!

Vitals: -

All pics are not representative of what to expect. The first pic posted is the most representative save for the age reducing digital remastering. The others, to me, were taken a number of years back as any hint of curve/meat they show have gone.

5’ 4”

B cup boobs very firm for her age. Good size nipples, likes/allows you to bite them hard

Size 8, slim, no belly as such, nice slender legs and a small but reasonably firm arse. Has clearly looked after herself and well into her body moisturising routine. Was probably a looker in her day

Age: profile says 39, hell no I am putting her at c50. This was further confirmed by certain parts of our convo.

Fully shaved clean pussy. No issues with hygiene although a hint of smoker’s breath but nothing off-putting.

Shoulder length blonde hair.

The Punt 8/10

Erika was ready on arrival so no hanging about outside. Grabbed a quick hand/face wash and was fortunate I could pop to my suitcase to use my own towel. As soon as I was back in the room Erika the MILF/GILF gave me a hug and launched into a smoochy DFK I hadn’t even paid yet. This gave me an opportunity to feel up her arse and I was surprised the MILF/GILF was turning me on! My bulging erection soon led her hands down for a caress with the comment this should be fun. I though shit I what have a let myself in for! We paused sorted out the cash and opened a bottle of wine for a bit pre punt convo on the bed.

Erika is a very interesting and educated lady with the obligatory sexy Swedish voice. Very open about her background and clearly has fallen off the wagon a bit. Certain small details about her informed me she is use to her creature comforts and has experienced a lot of life, definitely on the finer side. Disrobing each other was a natural process. As we rolled around naked on the bed full on DFK with gusto commenced.

DFK – She kisses well and kisses like she means it; knows what she is doing. Not eat your face-off type but your soft, sensual, seduction. Well it was working as by now I was rock hard and wanted to fuck her.

OWO – Erika worked her way down my body with gentle kisses, biting my nipples, licking me like a cat before she reached my dick. She looked at it and said “lovely” with complimentary comments to stroke punter ego! Sucked with aplomb. An outstanding BJ. This MILF/GILF defo knows what she is doing. Proper dick worship. Full shaft, balls, inner thighs, helmet with plenty of sloppiness and nibbles. Great variation of speed when sucking I could have popped multiple times. MILF/GILF then took a solid face fuck me pulling her hair as she encouraged me to unleash in her mouth. Attempted deepthroat with eyes watering, didn’t quite get there but she gave it a fucking good go!

At this stage I would normally eat some pussy but was horny as fuck so signalled for the mac.

Sex (1) – Spun Erika into the doggy with me standing, slipped a finger in the puss, had a taste all good then slid my dick into her fanny. Warm and wet no lube required. I have to say she is far tighter than women 10 years younger and even some in their early twenties that I have fucked. Fucked her really hard and here is the defining moment of the punt; she looked back to me mouth open, porn style biting her lips like to say is that all you got WTF! Pounded a bit harder and realised I needed to up my game. A relentless session followed before we moved into Pro B. Fucked even harder before spinning Erika over for some hard core missi including legs above shoulders, biting her nipples, DFK. A truly sustained sweaty fuck session before I filled the bag! The only negative here was 2-3 times she dug her nails into my shoulders and backside during missi. She did apologise during down time chit-chat and offered a few tips of how to get rid/hide.

RO – We chatted away whilst sipping wine before I thought it’s time to eat some pussy but time was against me and wanted to fuck her again and CIM. So had a quick tongue nibble and finger fuck. Brief, responsive and all clean. Unable to comment any further as I was now thinking of getting back to Euston on time.

CIM/Sex (2) Rolled on another MAC and as Erika is so petite, she at first mounted me in CG at the edge of the bed whilst constantly kissing me and playing with my hair before riding me sweetly. I then picked her up and fucked her standing to loud noises. She bounced up/down off my dick like a jack-in-a-box. Off came the mac rolled on the bed spread my legs and she went to work on my dick. It was not too long before I unleashed the jizz. This horny MILF/GILF carried on sucking until every last drop was in her gob and then swallowed the lot! With that I was done.

Anal - Erika ask me there was no rush and if I wanted a massage whilst still playing with my dick asked if I wanted Anal at no extra but I would have to go slowly at the beginning. We had a full-blown Anal conversation whilst I was getting dressed! FUCK I thought why does this happen when I don’t have the time. I was already 5 minutes beyond the hour with a train to catch. She looked genuinely disappointed that I did not want stick my dick up her shithole. Kinky bitch! I promised I would be back for some Anal.

On exit time check = In/Out 1 hour 25 minutes. No attention to her phone throughout. As I was getting dressed, she asked me to take her personal number if I want to rebook. It then dawned on me that the voice on the phone when I booked was slightly different and the only phone, I saw her with and was in her hand when she came to open the door to me was her personal phone. So, a Sergei is involved.

Comment on existing AW reviews: 10/10

No formal reviews at the time of this meet. However, she has posted some screengrabs purportedly from punters and added comments on her profile. If these are from punters and I have no reason to believe they are not then they are spot on.

Jerk Chik Rating: 8/10                                                                                                                                         

Return. Yes. We have unfinished business aka anal and eating her pussy properly. She will not be every punter’s cup of hot chocolate but I loved her personality, we shared many jokes throughout the punt and for her age she has a good figure, a very good fuck and can take a solid pounding.  I reprocessed the whole experience in my mind on the train to Brum. The best compliment I could give her is this. My best reviewed punt on UKP was Miss Suduisante no SP has matched her to date. This was like fucking her Mum lol!

Note she is now working from the infamous 10 floors of W***** in South Ken and there is now a price increase at £200/ph.

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Incredibly detailed review, nice one  :hi:.

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Nice review Mr. JC  :thumbsup:

Profile says clearly, No Anal. You must have got her all worked up  :D

So I'm thinking she might be 49 as opposed to the stated 39? But if she looks and feels good, so what?

No mention of Swedish on her profile, but nationality stated as Russian. One of the Baltic states perhaps? Similar blood to Scandi.

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Nice review Mr. JC  :thumbsup:

Profile says clearly, No Anal. You must have got her all worked up  :D

So I'm thinking she might be 49 as opposed to the stated 39? But if she looks and feels good, so what?

No mention of Swedish on her profile, but nationality stated as Russian. One of the Baltic states perhaps? Similar blood to Scandi.

Sergei has regularly changed this profile (including price) since we fucked last month. She was born in Russia to Swedish parents but left when she was a nipper. Hence on AW her birthplace listed as her nationality.

Based on convo I think your prob right re her age.

I think anal is available to all based on the vibe and if she is comfortable with the punter. Has probably instructed Sergei not to list it so she can decide as a nice surprise on the day.
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Sergei has regularly changed this profile (including price) since we fucked last month. She was born in Russia to Swedish parents but left when she was a nipper. Hence on AW her birthplace listed as her nationality.

Based on convo I think your prob right re her age.


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And I'm assuming an erudite chap such as yourself would know the difference between a Russian and a Swedish accent of course  :D.

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What a shame...as you alluded to re: her price, now gone up from £150 to £200.

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 :thumbsup:

And I'm assuming an erudite chap such as yourself would know the difference between a Russian and a Swedish accent of course  :D.

Yes I would .. :D that said  she told me exactly which Russian state she was born in and we had a brief convo about that and having been to Sweeden twice her home city.
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Sergei has regularly changed this profile (including price) since we fucked last month. She was born in Russia to Swedish parents but left when she was a nipper. Hence on AW her birthplace listed as her nationality.

Based on convo I think your prob right re her age.

I think anal is available to all based on the vibe and if she is comfortable with the punter. Has probably instructed Sergei not to list it so she can decide as a nice surprise on the day.
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Offline tantraman

Cheers, JC :hi:

It's amazing how three words from your goodself ...

Sucked with aplomb.

... make me instantly HL an SP!

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She sucked his plombs  :D

Or sucked with a plomb in her mouth. Perhaps she's Swedish Royal family?  :cool:

Offline Shadow314

Bloody hell, nice review JC, seems she really took a shine to you.  Would be on the HL but £200 for a near 50yo seems steep.

You've got a good way with words.  I'm pretty sure this is the same location I met Shweety at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=283779.0

Digs/punt room/punter safety 6/10

Erika works from an upmarket street in the now trendy Swiss Cottage area literally 3 minutes from the tube station. Typical 3 storey building now converted into flats with no buzz entry which meant Erika had to come down and get me. Safe and no other person in the flat. Quiet at the time of my visit and reasonably discrete. Ample P&D parking. The apartment itself was like top floor micro studio, basic, quite dowdy just about big enough for a bed and wardrobe. The small kitchenet is surely breaching every H&S standard going but hey I wasn’t there to close down dodgy  flats but fuck. The bathroom was not much better and as much as I wanted a post punt shower, I was not getting into that. Saving grace, the room was clean as were the sheets and no funky smells. For sure it did not match the style/would be style of the SP.
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Bloody hell, nice review JC, seems she really took a shine to you.  Would be on the HL but £200 for a near 50yo seems steep.

You've got a good way with words.  I'm pretty sure this is the same location I met Shweety at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=283779.0

If she was 200 queensheads when I booked I would have looked elsewhere.

And yes it sounds like the same Digs .. as you say “it has seen better days”  :D
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