Charlotte / GFE - Sheffield

[wristjob]

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£65/30 mins

Charlotte has been on my watch list for a while cos basically she looks hot as fuck. Not a lot of info on her anywhere on the net though - well there is this on PN:

"Entered room and showered drying myself when Charlotte walked in, went for Girlfriend Experience, I jumped on the bed to join Charlotte and we kissed passionately, then a lovely massage followed then OWO nice very soft wasnt long before my Cock was Throbbing for her quim, I asked Charlotte to climb on board for Cowboy, Wonderful watching my throbbing cock being eaten by her love box, then some nice mish she wrapped her long legs round me and she was moaning with pleasure, lovely then back scuttled her pounding my throbbing cock inside her lovely quim, Charlotte was loving my ample todger deep inside her almost whimpering with pleasure Wow was I loving this, then onto 69 great wasn't long before I exploded, Fantastic, Thanks Charlotte your a star"

So reading that I can't help thinking what a bellend the author is. Anyway I decide to give her a go - recent experiences at GFE have been all good.

Everyone comments on it - the walk up to the room at GFE is spectacular. You have to be a gentleman though - ladies first and all that. Charlotte was dressed in the usual lingerie type setup they have there and looked gorgeous. Very pretty in a naturally pretty kind of way. Actually very much the young "posh totty" debutante look. I would say the pics on the site had a little bit of work but she is pretty spectacular and I'd guess around 23/24. Small natural breasts but probably bigger than they appear on the site and bloody great they are.

I shower and we get down to business. I ask for a GFE and forgo a massage and ask for some kissing to start. You know how if there's a pan on the stove and it might be really hot you inch towards itjust in case - that was Charlotte's kissing. It was like she wanted to kiss me from as far away as possible and as lightly as you could imagine. 10 seconds in and it had started going pear shaped. Before the punt I'd brused my teeth, sprayed with breath freshener and gargled with mouthwash - may as well eaten a clove of raw garlic and licked a dog turd. She didn't do much kissing and I wasn't going to argue and then proceeded to OWO.

The best way to describe the OWO would be "poor". I do wonder if her tongue has been surgically removed. Basically mouth round my cock then bob her head up and down, barely touching the sides. RO then sex - she was making the right kind of noises but not in a way that was massively convincing. It wasn't OTT porno noises, just seemed very fake. I shoot my load and she puts the shower on. I still have some time on the clock and she doesn't exactly shove me out the door but she's not really interested and neither am I.

She didn't have any real personality either - one of those girls whose looks get her attention without any effort so probably never developed much personality. Overall she went through the motions but she had absolutely no interest.

Charlotte has got a gorgeous body and she is really really pretty. Unfortunately her BJ technique is crap, her attempt at kissing made "kissing on the lips" seem adventurous and she was totally disinterested. Oh and mr PN review guy you have been promoted - now you are a prize bellend.

[NIK]

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£65/30 mins

Charlotte has been on my watch list for a while cos basically she looks hot as fuck. Not a lot of info on her anywhere on the net though - well there is this on PN:

"Entered room and showered drying myself when Charlotte walked in, went for Girlfriend Experience, I jumped on the bed to join Charlotte and we kissed passionately, then a lovely massage followed then OWO nice very soft wasnt long before my Cock was Throbbing for her quim, I asked Charlotte to climb on board for Cowboy, Wonderful watching my throbbing cock being eaten by her love box, then some nice mish she wrapped her long legs round me and she was moaning with pleasure, lovely then back scuttled her pounding my throbbing cock inside her lovely quim, Charlotte was loving my ample todger deep inside her almost whimpering with pleasure Wow was I loving this, then onto 69 great wasn't long before I exploded, Fantastic, Thanks Charlotte your a star"

So reading that I can't help thinking what a bellend the author is. Anyway I decide to give her a go - recent experiences at GFE have been all good.

Everyone comments on it - the walk up to the room at GFE is spectacular. You have to be a gentleman though - ladies first and all that. Charlotte was dressed in the usual lingerie type setup they have there and looked gorgeous. Very pretty in a naturally pretty kind of way. Actually very much the young "posh totty" debutante look. I would say the pics on the site had a little bit of work but she is pretty spectacular and I'd guess around 23/24. Small natural breasts but probably bigger than they appear on the site and bloody great they are.

I shower and we get down to business. I ask for a GFE and forgo a massage and ask for some kissing to start. You know how if there's a pan on the stove and it might be really hot you inch towards itjust in case - that was Charlotte's kissing. It was like she wanted to kiss me from as far away as possible and as lightly as you could imagine. 10 seconds in and it had started going pear shaped. Before the punt I'd brused my teeth, sprayed with breath freshener and gargled with mouthwash - may as well eaten a clove of raw garlic and licked a dog turd. She didn't do much kissing and I wasn't going to argue and then proceeded to OWO.

The best way to describe the OWO would be "poor". I do wonder if her tongue has been surgically removed. Basically mouth round my cock then bob her head up and down, barely touching the sides. RO then sex - she was making the right kind of noises but not in a way that was massively convincing. It wasn't OTT porno noises, just seemed very fake. I shoot my load and she puts the shower on. I still have some time on the clock and she doesn't exactly shove me out the door but she's not really interested and neither am I.

She didn't have any real personality either - one of those girls whose looks get her attention without any effort so probably never developed much personality. Overall she went through the motions but she had absolutely no interest.

Charlotte has got a gorgeous body and she is really really pretty. Unfortunately her BJ technique is crap, her attempt at kissing made "kissing on the lips" seem adventurous and she was totally disinterested. Oh and mr PN review guy you have been promoted - now you are a prize bellend.

This seems typical of many of the reports on GFE.

I can only conclude that most of them have never had a really good punt. 

[wristjob]

This seems typical of many of the reports on GFE.

I can only conclude that most of them have never had a really good punt. 

I really couldn't disagree more. I've seen 7 different girls from GFE and most of them have been much better than average. Charlotte was a disaster and Courtney was mainly let down by attitude and a bit of cynicism. Ava, Jessica & Sammy were among the best girls I've ever seen. Rachel & Abby were both drop dead gorgeous and provided an excellent service. A lot of the girls work at Sandy's too so they aren't rubbish. 1/7 was bad and I'll take that strike rate all the time.

[NIK]

I really couldn't disagree more. I've seen 7 different girls from GFE and most of them have been much better than average. Charlotte was a disaster and Courtney was mainly let down by attitude and a bit of cynicism. Ava, Jessica & Sammy were among the best girls I've ever seen. Rachel & Abby were both drop dead gorgeous and provided an excellent service. A lot of the girls work at Sandy's too so they aren't rubbish. 1/7 was bad and I'll take that strike rate all the time.

Fair enough. I've actually never had a really bad experience there. Conversely I've never really experienced the mind blowing gfe so frequently described. Basically it's usually been a decent parlour experience, but still the kind of thing I was having 15+ years ago.

Also I haven't seen any of the current girls as I haven't been for a long time.

Thanks for your reports and info.

[Ali Katt]

Thanks. Charlotte probably would have been back up for me. A peck on the lips is pathetic, not worth the extra £15. You've saved me what could have been a wasted plan b or c punt.

After reading that guy's PN reports maybe he easily pleased, maybe a fake reviewer. It was rumoured GFE have written their own reports in the past. I've seen Dani who he reviewed, she doesn't like big cocks and seemed to struggle a bit, even angling her body slightly to avoid deep penetration and the moans were as fake as her tits, decent enough girl, but nothing like that OP made out.

[wristjob]

That guy sounds like some sort of twat fantacist. I doubt he'd last long here writing shit like that. I certainly didn't see Charlotte on the basis of that review. I've seen a few girls at GFE and the last 3-4 were all excellent, and you get this feeling of optimism and trust that all their girls are all good so I took a flyer on a girl with no useful reviews. Bottom line with Charlotte is she knocked about 4 names off my "to do" list until they get more feedback.

Massive shame cos she really is that sexy, and now Rachel has quit the only good girls I've seen there have fake tits

[BigLad89]

Cheers for the review WJ

Charlotte was also on my list but after reading this, its safe to say i will give her a miss.