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Heston Blumenthal said recently that you should try eating your dinner backwards: pudding, main then starter. He said that it will make you eat it more slowly and appreciate it more. I'm not sure about this.
What I am sure of is that my punt with Lily was done more or less backwards. Usually it's playing around, a fuck and then a chat.
Lily starts with the chat, and this time wanted the fuck, and then played around with me.
Lily is a shortish, thickish (just how I like 'em!), middle-aged chinese lady who lives on the outskirts of Burgess Hill, and ushered me into her house via the back gate and garden. So far so unusual. She was wearing a robe over some nice lingerie and some sexy glasses, and as the chat went on the robe came off.
Other reviewers have complained about Lily's long initial chats, but I was prepared for it and found it interesting and sexy, especially when she started to get her tits out to illustrate a point, or show me that her pussy lips are slightly uneven right in the middle of the conversation. Becuase all Lily's conversations are about sex, and she likes you to join in and talk dirty. By the end of our chat my trousers were round my ankles in her sitting room and she was wanking me with one hand while she squeezed her nipples with the other.
By this time my cock was pretty hard and she was commenting on my girth and what it would feel like in her pussy.
"Would you mind fucking me for a bit before we get started, so I can feel you inside me?" she asked. "Don't come though."
So we went upstairs and I struggled to get undressed as fast as I could while she whipped off her bra and pants and lolled on the bed with her fingers playing with her gash. Then it was on with the rubber and we fucked in mish, scissors and doggy as she said she'd like to try my cock out in several positions - luckily I didn't come although it wouldn't have mattered.
Her main aim was to play with my arse, because early in our chat she'd established my likes, and she claimed that she could make me cum just by fingering my arse, without touching my cock. This turned out to be bollocks, but it was fun trying, and we played around with each other for what seemed like ages - I was fingering her pussy and she was talking about fisting and squirting, but we never got round to this. I asked her if she wanted me to make her cum, but she said "Oh no, I was wanking before you arrived so I'm fine."
In the end I knelt over her face while she worked my arse with a toy, and she gave me excellent OWO and then wanked me into her mouth (spat not swallowed).
Timing was about an hour and forty, as she doesn't count time spent chatting - or possibly even fucking if that was HER request!
Her profile advertises FK, but she had explained that she had a cold so better not to - reasonable but disappointing.
I WILL go back though, to try out some of the crazy stuff she suggested for another time.
She's good fun and is genuinely obsessed with sex, unlike so many WGs and of course the OH!
