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brunel

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I had an amazing session with Christine Love last week, and thought I would write the review below. I would urge others to try her too!

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Having recently come out of a long term relationship, I booked a trip to London as a break.  I'm still nervous about the dating scene and wanted to break the ice with an escort. I stumbled across Christine Love's website and her saw twitter feed...very funny and enlightening indeed.  She does get up to filthy antics!  I booked a week or so in advance as per her calendar. Christine turned up at my hotel room looking like a classy elegant business woman.  I was gobsmacked, such striking looks yet very discreet. Her face was beautiful, yet exotic looking. I loved just sitting and having a chat with her - I felt instantly relaxed in her company. She clearly loves sex and is a very horny young lady.
 
We started with some gentle DFK and caressing, leading to me removing her blouse and beginning to stroke her clit.  She led me on to the bed and we continued snogging.  She is so delicious, both upstairs and downstairs.  Her oral skills are out of this world, I didn't want her to stop! I removed her bra so I could lick her breasts, which she clearly enjoyed.  On with a condom, she rode me like I've never been ridden before.
 
We chatted some more post sex, and as she dressed herself I couldn't stop admiring her big bum and rubensque figure. I feel like I'm floating still, it was just what I needed.  I cant wait to see her again next time I'm in London.

vorian

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Really,  for goodness sake at least try to write like a punter.

Tim20

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 :angry: totally agree Vorian ! Busted

Online chris_jp2

"She is so delicious, both upstairs and downstairs"
 :lol:

vorian

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These sleeper accounts are kicking in suddenly,  must be a slow times in the land of Proz.

A "rubensque figure". :unknown:
« Last Edit: April 18, 2014, 09:32:08 pm by vorian »

Offline webpunter

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Very fluffy reporting.  Fake me thinks.  Or love struck - which will end in disaster somewhere along the line
Doesn't appear to need a fake UKP post
AW FB seems to stack up - even if the photoshop man has earned a few quid
Needs a UKP member to go investigate & TOFTT - even if a bit pricey

vorian

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I see the OP has logged off without comment,  what a surprise.

Mindful

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you
Just because you have fake posts doesn't mean you aren't any good
I can’t afford her at the moment.
But the next time I’m in London, I’ll ask the council for an Emergency Payment from Social Welfare to help. I hear the very generous in London with that sort of thing.

Online GreyDave

Quote"

she rode me like I've never been ridden before.  (dont take us for one then)
 
We chatted some more post sex, and as she dressed herself I couldn't stop admiring her big bum and rubensque figure. I feel like I'm floating still"     :wackogirl:     Why not stick yer cock in it then :unknown:

Fuck off back to Mills and Boon, rumbled :unknown:

Offline akauya

Oh dear, oh dear... "Brunel" (or should I say Christine Love?) has been waiting since December last year to post that!  :lol:

Shouldn't have bothered darling  :thumbsdown:


Offline Matium

Christine, darling, wasn't getting banned from Prossienet for writing a fake review, enough for you?

Tut, tut, Christine, when even the Sisterhood doesn't want you, what will you do?

Psst, Christine, if you're going to write your own fiction, at least, least learn to write like a man.

*mwah"

Offline webpunter

Psst, Christine, if you're going to write your own fiction, at least, least learn to write like a man.

*mwah"

I nominate for post / quote of the day !
Priceless..

Offline Tonyleung

I clicked the link.....

"The biggest sexual organ....is the

mind." - Christine Love

Well that's me fucked then, consolation is my penis is bigger than my brain :)


abdul

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I had an amazing session with Christine Love last week, and thought I would write the review below. I would urge others to try her too!

External Link/Members Only

Having recently come out of a long term relationship, I booked a trip to London as a break.  I'm still nervous about the dating scene and wanted to break the ice with an escort. I stumbled across Christine Love's website and her saw twitter feed...very funny and enlightening indeed.  She does get up to filthy antics!  I booked a week or so in advance as per her calendar. Christine turned up at my hotel room looking like a classy elegant business woman.  I was gobsmacked, such striking looks yet very discreet. Her face was beautiful, yet exotic looking. I loved just sitting and having a chat with her - I felt instantly relaxed in her company. She clearly loves sex and is a very horny young lady.
 
We started with some gentle DFK and caressing, leading to me removing her blouse and beginning to stroke her clit.  She led me on to the bed and we continued snogging.  She is so delicious, both upstairs and downstairs.  Her oral skills are out of this world, I didn't want her to stop! I removed her bra so I could lick her breasts, which she clearly enjoyed.  On with a condom, she rode me like I've never been ridden before.
 
We chatted some more post sex, and as she dressed herself I couldn't stop admiring her big bum and rubensque figure. I feel like I'm floating still, it was just what I needed.  I cant wait to see her again next time I'm in London.

Mr Brunel I see you left a AW feedback and FR to Christine although it's more than one year ago and most importantly why your AW ratings are hidden? :bomb:

judgedredd

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Oh dear, oh dear... "Brunel" (or should I say Christine Love?) has been waiting since December last year to post that!  :lol:

Shouldn't have bothered darling  :thumbsdown:

i wonder y she took this decision to disgrace herself like this.... :unknown:

vorian

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i wonder y she took this decision to disgrace herself like this.... :unknown:

Maybe she needs the advertising and the business or she needs the admiration of men/UKP. It seems she has a history of fake reviews.

vorian

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Mr Brunel I see you left a AW feedback and FR to Christine although it's more than one year ago and most importantly why your AW ratings are hidden? :bomb:

Can you put the links up please Abdul.

yorkshire123

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vorian

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Here it is  :rolleyes: External Link/Members Only

Thanks Abdul that FR is obviously written by a woman as well. Bloody nutters and like you said Brunel has hidden their FB which is another sign,  no doubt messing around with the competition,  that sort of thing.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2014, 02:01:32 am by vorian »

Offline webpunter

obviously written by a woman as well

On the review:   "ultra last minute"    Just the type of thing a bloke says - not !
Just like - "and Man City won the premiership with an 'ultra last minute' goal by Aguero"

abdul

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Thanks Abdul that FR is obviously written by a woman as well. Bloody nutters and like you said Brunel has hidden their FB which is another sign,  no doubt messing around with the competition,  that sort of thing.

Hopefully Christine's next step will be half price for specially ukp members. I will look forward to then :D

Offline Bigus Dickus

If she dropped her prices and her dress size considerably she might be in with a chance of some Bigus Dickus! No wonder she's trying to take the piss on here!

James999

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These sleeper accounts are kicking in suddenly,

I wish you were a fucking sleeper account  :music:

wanaka

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I've seen "Christine" before and found her to be a lot of fun and very accomodating. Some guys on here seem to like to crush people for no real reason.

Offline akauya

I've seen "Christine" before and found her to be a lot of fun and very accomodating. Some guys on here seem to like to crush people for no real reason.


Are you taking the piss like "brunel" here or what? She might have been fun and very accommodating with you but the fact that this brunel is trying (and failing miserably) to pull the wool over our eyes is infuriating. Maybe if she reduced her deluded prices she would have more clients and wouldn't need to post fake reviews!


abdul

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I've seen "Christine" before and found her to be a lot of fun and very accomodating. Some guys on here seem to like to crush people for no real reason.

Just a curiosity was she in one of your three in three days? ;)

wanaka

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Just a curiosity was she in one of your three in three days? ;)
No... I saw her last year. I liked her. Its Chelsea prices. From my experience she's a good girl. She's trying to promote herself, so what...there are a lot of guys on this board that really like to bring people down. Its not nice.

vorian

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No... I saw her last year. I liked her. Its Chelsea prices. From my experience she's a good girl. She's trying to promote herself, so what...there are a lot of guys on this board that really like to bring people down. Its not nice.

Sorry, are you saying that she is just promoting herself, which is fine to do.  Even if she is pretending to be a punter and giving herself a fake review.  Just wanted to be clear on your position in this matter,  thank you.

wanaka

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Sorry, are you saying that she is just promoting herself, which is fine to do.  Even if she is pretending to be a punter and giving herself a fake review.  Just wanted to be clear on your position in this matter,  thank you.
Yep.

vorian

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Yep.

So in that case by your logic,  any prossie trying to promote herself should join UKP,  pretend to be a punter and make up a fake review. What's the point of anyone doing any more reviews then, let's just turn it into a free advertising site for prossies.

You are indeed a fool Sir,  a pathetic twat who does not in my opinion belong on this forum,  I'm sure %%% will greatly enjoy your input.

Offline Quatro

  She does get up to filthy antics! 

Hoorah for her.

Did you have lashings of ginger beer while you chatted afterwards?


Offline Bigus Dickus

£250 per hour for that chubster! No fucking way!

 :scare:

vorian

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So in that case by your logic,  any prossie trying to promote herself should join UKP,  pretend to be a punter and make up a fake review. What's the point of anyone doing any more reviews then, let's just turn it into a free advertising site for prossies.

You are indeed a fool Sir,  a pathetic twat who does not in my opinion belong on this forum,  I'm sure %%% will greatly enjoy your input.

I guess Adam or Nik,  also thought you were a cunt,  have fun on %%% you twat.  :hi:

Offline Jimmyredcab

I've seen "Christine" before and found her to be a lot of fun and very accomodating. Some guys on here seem to like to crush people for no real reason.

I knew you were full of shit from day one, a miracle that you managed 18 posts.      :bomb: :bomb:

abdul

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No... I saw her last year. I liked her. Its Chelsea prices. From my experience she's a good girl. She's trying to promote herself, so what...there are a lot of guys on this board that really like to bring people down. Its not nice.

Really? I wish you a good holiday in New Zealand, Mr wanaka :hi:


grandmaster-ram-rod

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silly girl, if she is good at her job,but finding things a little quiet then maybe an offer on her profile of reduced costs or extended time would have been a better idea than to try and fool experienced clients


all she has done if get herself some very bad advertising, and lost more business

Offline nigel4498

Just wondering why the OP Has not been removed as it is so obviously a fake.

Online GreyDave

£250 per hour for that chubster! No fucking way!

Not many of us are Oil Sheiks here (maybe some Oily shites) she should try Dubai or the other UAE`s

Mind you there is a Rich Oil Sheik version of Jimmy who would think shes cheap :D :D :D

Offline HappyLarry

Hi Gents,

I actually saw Christine more than a year and a half ago (sep 2012 I believe). I think it's quite funny that she's potentially trolling on here! Truth is her service was ok, I actually went to see her for her famed rimming skills (her words not mine).  To be fair she delivered on that but I remember leaving there thinking what an absolutetwat I was spending that much cash on something that Mia Stars does so well for 90 quid! I have since resolved never to pay that much for a booking but you live and learn.

Save your money, there are better girls out there. Brief "review" which is late:

A lady at work looks a little like Christine's photos and I wanted me o give it a go.

She's Not a statuesque woman bot not chubby either. I think you would call her rubenesque? She seemed to know what she was doing orally and I didn't have sex (yes that's right for 250 quid an hour I didn't even fuck her : I was a moron and have learnt my lesson).

One good thing about her though was after my first and only pop she suggested giving it another go (did not happen for me) but also suggested she was more than happy just to rim me for the remaining time even if I didn't get hard. I found that quite interesting.

Not interesting enough for a return visit at 250 quid an hour that's for sure. She should probably charge 120 max for the hour. Maybe then she won't have to troll on this site.

And to the guy above defending her right to do, just give it a rest mate. You''re an idiot.

Offline Quatro

Being a firm believer in the ability of a market economy to eventually find the right price for everything, I'd be curious enough to go and see her if she was half the price and on the same side of town (City) as me.

£250 and a schlurp west puts her in a bracket where I would have to be treating myself and for that I would probably have a read through Hendrick's back catalogue.

He seems to be able to  find proper value for money at every price point.

Offline iPad3

I wish you were a fucking sleeper account  :music:

It's just occurred to me ,reading through this thread, that with so many posts and so few reviews James is in fact a very clever prossie. She has spent ages rubbishing the competition and all the while has been planning for the big day when she gets in a fake reveiw and then cashes in.

Come on James post a link to your profile, do you take it up the bum? And how much extra is rimming?

abdul

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It's just occurred to me ,reading through this thread, that with so many posts and so few reviews James is in fact a very clever prossie. She has spent ages rubbishing the competition and all the while has been planning for the big day when she gets in a fake reveiw and then cashes in.

Come on James post a link to your profile, do you take it up the bum? And how much extra is rimming?

 :lol:

dilettante

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Well I enjoyed the 'purple prose' compared to most of the illiterate crap I usually just about manage to skim over (while enjoying the many good posts here) but having read Xtine's profile I have to say it reads pretty similar!

Though it's noticeable how some people react 'emotionally', hoofs a-flailing, the second anyone "dares" to post anything that challenges the 'gut cultural identity' that of course must by unwritten decree be honoured and obeyed by anyone moving in the same circles as themselves - I always remember a comment from the "'Tis" book (sequel to "Angela's Ashes") where Frank McCourt, former Limerick slum-dweller turned US teacher, says he would never praise the brighter lads openly in class as he knew there would be a little kick or a shove or some other such 'retribution' paid back to them by the others later.  (Never had this myself though - and BTW I'm immune to anything anyone can throw at me on internet forums, I don't give a sh1t!)  There was another one, a brilliant story about visiting WGs in Pakistan, that got slated because it contained too many words of >4 characters and ran over too many pages for a lot of people on here!!


Rememo

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I've never meet the lady in question but have heard a story about her. I have this from a very reliable source, last summer on an usually hot day for this country :D I believe her client was wrapped in cling film and no it wasn't me :P Anyway to cut a long story short, he was having trouble with his breathing and over heating. He bascially collasped and without hesitation she did a runner! Luckily for him someone didn't but she doesn't come over very well in that repsect!

Offline undercoverpunter

Noticed she had a recent review on %%% and my spidey senses tell me that its another made up one

She has seven reviews over there of which only 2 are seemingly genuine

I wouldn't mind tbh... but shes having a bubble @£250/hour. 

charlie sheen

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Noticed she had a recent review on %%% and my spidey senses tell me that its another made up one

She has seven reviews over there of which only 2 are seemingly genuine

I wouldn't mind tbh... but shes having a bubble @£250/hour.

Not really surprising in my experience. Escort takes some criticism online and a few days later a flattering review appears on Munternet. She must have a "Gold Membership"

vorian

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Not really surprising in my experience. Escort takes some criticism online and a few days later a flattering review appears on Munternet. She must have a "Gold Membership"

Shame for them that no one takes any notice of PN reviews now.  :D

Tim20

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How on earth is anyone interested in wrapping themselves in Cling film !! :scare:

I mean how do you even think of it !! Maybe he was bored one day watching Chelsea play football and though urhhhh fed up think I'll cover myself in cling film !!!

brunel

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I had an amazing session with Christine Love last week, and thought I would write the review below. I would urge others to try her too!

External Link/Members Only

Having recently come out of a long term relationship, I booked a trip to London as a break.  I'm still nervous about the dating scene and wanted to break the ice with an escort. I stumbled across Christine Love's website and her saw twitter feed...very funny and enlightening indeed.  She does get up to filthy antics!  I booked a week or so in advance as per her calendar. Christine turned up at my hotel room looking like a classy elegant business woman.  I was gobsmacked, such striking looks yet very discreet. Her face was beautiful, yet exotic looking. I loved just sitting and having a chat with her - I felt instantly relaxed in her company. She clearly loves sex and is a very horny young lady.
 
We started with some gentle DFK and caressing, leading to me removing her blouse and beginning to stroke her clit.  She led me on to the bed and we continued snogging.  She is so delicious, both upstairs and downstairs.  Her oral skills are out of this world, I didn't want her to stop! I removed her bra so I could lick her breasts, which she clearly enjoyed.  On with a condom, she rode me like I've never been ridden before.
 
We chatted some more post sex, and as she dressed herself I couldn't stop admiring her big bum and rubensque figure. I feel like I'm floating still, it was just what I needed.  I cant wait to see her again next time I'm in London.

I can confirm this is a fake review, and would like it removed. I have been working for Christine since 2012 writing and posting reviews in exchange for time spent with her. I have also written blog posts for her, taken photos of 5 star hotels, written a years worth of tweets, provided her with a fake credit card and supported her when she was considering seeing an obsessive client (Mr Lenor). I am very grateful to have had this opportunity. Sadly she doesn't want to see me anymore, as I don't earn enough, and can't afford her rates and a 5 star hotel room. As she says, there is a direct correlation between how much someone earns and how nice a person they are. I feel devestated, like I have lost a friend. She provided me with inspiration and motivation - I suffer from severe depression. Now all that is left is a black empty hole.