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Author Topic: Christine Love  (Read 9518 times)


1 review(s) for I Love Christine (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Ludwig]


Offline brunel

I had an amazing session with Christine Love last week, and thought I would write the review below. I would urge others to try her too!

http://www.lovechristine.net/london-escort-christine.php

Having recently come out of a long term relationship, I booked a trip to London as a break.  I'm still nervous about the dating scene and wanted to break the ice with an escort. I stumbled across Christine Love's website and her saw twitter feed...very funny and enlightening indeed.  She does get up to filthy antics!  I booked a week or so in advance as per her calendar. Christine turned up at my hotel room looking like a classy elegant business woman.  I was gobsmacked, such striking looks yet very discreet. Her face was beautiful, yet exotic looking. I loved just sitting and having a chat with her - I felt instantly relaxed in her company. She clearly loves sex and is a very horny young lady.
 
We started with some gentle DFK and caressing, leading to me removing her blouse and beginning to stroke her clit.  She led me on to the bed and we continued snogging.  She is so delicious, both upstairs and downstairs.  Her oral skills are out of this world, I didn't want her to stop! I removed her bra so I could lick her breasts, which she clearly enjoyed.  On with a condom, she rode me like I've never been ridden before.
 
We chatted some more post sex, and as she dressed herself I couldn't stop admiring her big bum and rubensque figure. I feel like I'm floating still, it was just what I needed.  I cant wait to see her again next time I'm in London.

Offline vorian

Really,  for goodness sake at least try to write like a punter.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Tim20

 :angry: totally agree Vorian ! Busted
Banning reason: Fluffy white knight admitting to planning to leave positive review for sole reason to cancel recent negative

"She is so delicious, both upstairs and downstairs"
 :lol:

Offline vorian

These sleeper accounts are kicking in suddenly,  must be a slow times in the land of Proz.

A "rubensque figure". :unknown:
« Last Edit: April 18, 2014, 09:32:08 PM by vorian »
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

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https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1489907

Very fluffy reporting.  Fake me thinks.  Or love struck - which will end in disaster somewhere along the line
Doesn't appear to need a fake UKP post
AW FB seems to stack up - even if the photoshop man has earned a few quid
Needs a UKP member to go investigate & TOFTT - even if a bit pricey


1 review(s) found for I Love Christine linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline vorian

I see the OP has logged off without comment,  what a surprise.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline Mindful

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you
Just because you have fake posts doesn't mean you aren't any good
I can’t afford her at the moment.
But the next time I’m in London, I’ll ask the council for an Emergency Payment from Social Welfare to help. I hear the very generous in London with that sort of thing.

Offline GreyDave

Quote"

she rode me like I've never been ridden before.  (dont take us for one then)
 
We chatted some more post sex, and as she dressed herself I couldn't stop admiring her big bum and rubensque figure. I feel like I'm floating still"     :wackogirl:     Why not stick yer cock in it then :unknown:

Fuck off back to Mills and Boon, rumbled :unknown:

Offline akauya

Oh dear, oh dear... "Brunel" (or should I say Christine Love?) has been waiting since December last year to post that!  :lol:

Shouldn't have bothered darling  :thumbsdown:


Offline Matium

Christine, darling, wasn't getting banned from Prossienet for writing a fake review, enough for you?

Tut, tut, Christine, when even the Sisterhood doesn't want you, what will you do?

Psst, Christine, if you're going to write your own fiction, at least, least learn to write like a man.

*mwah"

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Psst, Christine, if you're going to write your own fiction, at least, least learn to write like a man.

*mwah"

I nominate for post / quote of the day !
Priceless..

Offline Tonyleung

I clicked the link.....

"The biggest sexual organ....is the

mind." - Christine Love

Well that's me fucked then, consolation is my penis is bigger than my brain :)


Offline abdul

I had an amazing session with Christine Love last week, and thought I would write the review below. I would urge others to try her too!

http://www.lovechristine.net/london-escort-christine.php

Having recently come out of a long term relationship, I booked a trip to London as a break.  I'm still nervous about the dating scene and wanted to break the ice with an escort. I stumbled across Christine Love's website and her saw twitter feed...very funny and enlightening indeed.  She does get up to filthy antics!  I booked a week or so in advance as per her calendar. Christine turned up at my hotel room looking like a classy elegant business woman.  I was gobsmacked, such striking looks yet very discreet. Her face was beautiful, yet exotic looking. I loved just sitting and having a chat with her - I felt instantly relaxed in her company. She clearly loves sex and is a very horny young lady.
 
We started with some gentle DFK and caressing, leading to me removing her blouse and beginning to stroke her clit.  She led me on to the bed and we continued snogging.  She is so delicious, both upstairs and downstairs.  Her oral skills are out of this world, I didn't want her to stop! I removed her bra so I could lick her breasts, which she clearly enjoyed.  On with a condom, she rode me like I've never been ridden before.
 
We chatted some more post sex, and as she dressed herself I couldn't stop admiring her big bum and rubensque figure. I feel like I'm floating still, it was just what I needed.  I cant wait to see her again next time I'm in London.

Mr Brunel I see you left a AW feedback and FR to Christine although it's more than one year ago and most importantly why your AW ratings are hidden? :bomb:
Banning reason: Troll

Oh dear, oh dear... "Brunel" (or should I say Christine Love?) has been waiting since December last year to post that!  :lol:

Shouldn't have bothered darling  :thumbsdown:

i wonder y she took this decision to disgrace herself like this.... :unknown:

Offline vorian

i wonder y she took this decision to disgrace herself like this.... :unknown:

Maybe she needs the advertising and the business or she needs the admiration of men/UKP. It seems she has a history of fake reviews.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline vorian

Mr Brunel I see you left a AW feedback and FR to Christine although it's more than one year ago and most importantly why your AW ratings are hidden? :bomb:

Can you put the links up please Abdul.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

Offline yorkshire123

i wonder y she took this decision to disgrace herself like this.... :unknown:

Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin


Offline vorian

Here it is  :rolleyes: https://www.adultwork.com/FR?69902

Thanks Abdul that FR is obviously written by a woman as well. Bloody nutters and like you said Brunel has hidden their FB which is another sign,  no doubt messing around with the competition,  that sort of thing.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2014, 02:01:32 AM by vorian »
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

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obviously written by a woman as well

On the review:   "ultra last minute"    Just the type of thing a bloke says - not !
Just like - "and Man City won the premiership with an 'ultra last minute' goal by Aguero"

Offline abdul

Thanks Abdul that FR is obviously written by a woman as well. Bloody nutters and like you said Brunel has hidden their FB which is another sign,  no doubt messing around with the competition,  that sort of thing.

Hopefully Christine's next step will be half price for specially ukp members. I will look forward to then :D
Banning reason: Troll

If she dropped her prices and her dress size considerably she might be in with a chance of some Bigus Dickus! No wonder she's trying to take the piss on here!

Offline James999

These sleeper accounts are kicking in suddenly,

I wish you were a fucking sleeper account  :music:

Offline wanaka

I've seen "Christine" before and found her to be a lot of fun and very accomodating. Some guys on here seem to like to crush people for no real reason.




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