This was a disappointing experience, but it's a 'neutral' rather than a 'negative' rating because that was largely my own fault.
External Link/Members OnlyIt's an accurate profile. She's about 5'6 or so and nicely proportioned, slim, but definitely not thin; she's strongly built, with an athletic physique more that of a rower than a middle distance runner, if you see what I mean. Her legs are shapely but sturdy, with strong thighs, a nice fleshy but firm arse - perfect for spanking, which she didn't charge extra for, bless her - and a nice flat stomach that's still soft and womanly. She's had her tits done, but in a quite understated way, not too big and in perfect harmony with the rest of her body. They're a bit sensitive, though, especially if your foreplay technique is a bit agricultural. She has the pale skin typical of many natural blondes, and there's not a single tattoo anywhere on her. Facially, I wouldn't go as far as to describe her as pretty, but she's certainly attractive.
The punt never really got going fluently, because I'd asked her to wear a mask, and she was never comfortable with it. She didn't make an issue of it, but she mentioned half way through how she hated wearing them. She'd move it aside to say something, and for oral, obviously, and to take some deeper breaths occasionally, and would forget to put it back, and I was the same with mine. It was all a bit messy, and the masks became the predominant theme of the occasion, rather than the sex. Which taught me a lesson: Either accept the risk as it is and get on with it, or don't bother at all. Don't faff about with masks, because it just doesn't work.
I stuck to the basics. She made some nice eye contact during her blowjob, and the main event started well enough, in my favourite 'heels-to-heaven' missionary position. But as I took a breather after a short but full throttle opening salvo she announced she wasn't comfortable with her legs pinned back, so that was the end of that. I find mish a bit dull unless the girl's legs are flailing about my ears, so we moved on to cowgirl. She put a fair bit of vim into it, with a nice combination of bouncing and grinding, and then on to what was the highlight of the occasion, and a session from behind, standing up. There was an old massage bench in the corner, and she cocked a leg up on it to give me the perfect angle to give it my all, and it was made even better by the view in the adjacent wall mirrors.
I reached the point where I was exhausted, so it was back to the bed for her to finish me off by hand. She took her time, and I couldn't fault her technique, and I was on the cusp for an age, but couldn't get over the line, so eventually I had to throw in the towel. It's often been touch and go lately, but this was the first time in a year, and for all I tried to make light of it, saying it was a lit of fun trying, there's no denying it's a dismal way to finish.
By the way, you might find it a lot cheaper to see her at Milton Keynes Escorts, where her stage name is Louise;
External Link/Members OnlyI paid £75 including door fee, so it didn't make much difference to me. But if you want an hour of full GFE, for example, you'd pay £120 at MKE compared to £185 at VH, a significant difference.
So I left disappointed, but it really wasn't her fault, and a 'neutral' rating seems about right.
