So,
I've been punting for a number of years and have visited independents & establishments up and down the country. I've seen the same WGs a number of times and about 3 or 4 times as many WGs only once. Most of the experiences I've had until recently had been pretty hit and miss. I'm getting a bit bored of throwing my money away considering that, even if a WG has a positive review here, I really need there to be good chemistry to actually get a 'worthwhile' level of enjoyment from a punt.
Allow me to explain, though I've been punting for a number of years, about 10 or so, I've only actually punted when I've been single. So, take out about 3/4 years. The problem for me, and maybe other punters, is that I hate spending AGES to find someone who I am willing to pay anything between £60 to £200 p/h, for what my left or right hand could do for free. I could just stop punting and that would be it, you wouldn't need to continue to read this drivel and think I'm just a whiny bitch, all would be right with the world! But no. I'm a weird fucker.
So, those experiences I was blabbering on about....
1) The good/worthwhile - Somehow in the 30-120 minutes that I've spent in a room with a WG, we've 'clicked'. Here comes that whiny bitch. For a punt to be worthwhile, I want to be able to have chemistry and just do what happens during sex. None of this, 'Sorry, that's extra'. Or worse still 'That's not a service I offer'. I enjoy the spontaneity (fuck me, I spelled that right first time) that sex offers. When you just do it, and the only thing that will need a discussion is usually whether or not she is willing to try anal. For me, I actually want it to feel like I've pulled in a bar, or I'm actually with the mrs (albeit single if punting). None of this, I'll advertise that I offer a GFE experience bollox. And truth be told, In my 6/7 (of 10) years of punting...I can count on one hand the number of those experiences that I've had.
2) The bleh/nothing special - These are your run of the mill punts. You arrive, she smiles takes your money walks out the room, returns to you naked on the bed. She fucks you (financially everytime, physically sometimes), you fuck her (physically). you cum, however many times, and off you go. Sure, she's a great lass and you're happy to bust a nut. For me, this punt was actually a waste of money - I do it more out of boredom than necessity. I could just as easily have used either hand, but fancied a change, but at £60-£150 p/h, I really just think this was a waste of money!
3) The fucking fuck that cunt bitch for fucking me over - These are the negative punts. The B&S scams. The 'I do all services inc DFE, CiM and every other acronym available on AW' - But you'd be lucky if she actually even let's you fuck her. I hate these ones with a passion. Can be any amount p/h because sometimes it's just your turn to have a shit punt. As above, waste of money. I was better off buying myself something.
4) The 'I'll splash out' - These are the punts on the level of Hendrix. You splash out, book a hotel room and the filthiest WG that money can buy. Maybe two. Or even throw a tranny in, just for shits and giggles (no h/s w/s included). I have done a few of these. Yes, you try something new/different. But there's little that I haven't done in my non-punting life, so it's usually that I'm treating myself. Upwards of £180 p/h, you'd better hope that it all comes good.
I know you can cross reference AW profiles with FRs on UKP and various other sources, and if you make an effort, it's more likely that it'll be a good punt. Also, JRC's usual comments about monkeys/peanuts and/or avoiding Romanians (both of which I agree with) increase the likelihood of a decent punt. There's not enough 1s, I'm fed up of 2s&3s, and I can't afford 4s too often.
So, where does this leave me? (fuck me, is he still whinging?)
Not long left - promise.
I've decided to go for the erotic massage options.
Here's why.
1) A friend runs just such a service (though I have only visited any of her girls twice).
2) The massage is, usually, really fucking intense and I enjoy it. I get a buzz from it.
3) If you're lucky, you may even get a surprise of more than just a massage (happens occasionally).
But now you're wondering - what the fuck was that all about?
He's found a few good girls? why not just only visit them?
Well - in my experience, if you visit a girl too often, she becomes too complacent, and you end up having 'average' punts with her.
Final thoughts?
I think I will be giving up proper punts and be switching to erotic massages permanently.
I have a few proper establishments that I visit. I have yet to have the feeling of an 'average' massage. The kind of shit you get fobbed off with to run down your 30min punt.
If anyone is interested, please feel free to PM me. I can recommend a few massage places.
Otherwise....happy punting I guess....
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