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Anyone been there, Medellin and Bogota seem to have some amazing looking women
Imagine would be cheap but also imagine its a dangerous country to visit

I have never been to Columbia but having heard of stories about kidnapping or crap happening to foreigners in Columbia. I wouldn't gamble my life for it.

Offline Jerboa

It's a country I've been researching for a few months, mainly on ISG, the crime and kidnap problems there Is not as bad as was a few years ago, the Colombian security forces have done well against the Farc. Most tourists go to the safer Caribbean city of Cartagena, the Colombian women can be stunning.

It's a country I've been researching for a few months, mainly on ISG, the crime and kidnap problems there Is not as bad as was a few years ago, the Colombian security forces have done well against the Farc. Most tourists go to the safer Caribbean city of Cartagena, the Colombian women can be stunning.

Thanks I did not know about Cartagena, during your research did you find out about prices?

Offline Jerboa

Cartagena is the main tourist resort in the country, so is easier for new visitors to stay there, as many more will speak some English than in other parts of the country, I hear prices are a lot lower than in Europe.

Hi Shane

My experience is limited in Columbia. I was over in the Bog in 2005 and 2007 both times for work. It is a lot less dangerous than it was since the Farc uprising has been ended.

My info - marching powder surprisingly expensive.

With regards to whores. Depends where your staying the first time we went the hotel was crawling with them. They apparently had to pay a cover charge to enter the hotel.  Second time around it was the same but more munters. I was told this is because all the lookers were snapped up by yanks from the CIA or the yank miltary. Who at the tine were everywhere

I went to Colombia for the first time in 2008, spent 2 months there before going to the Dom Rep, went again in 2012 and got back in January after spending over a year and a half living there. I travelled a bit for the first 2 months then settled in Cali (supposedly the 13th most dangerous city in the world) and made a circle of colombian friends had a shower of pretty Colombian girlfriends and banged some whores  :D

Learn Spanish and go, that's my advice  :yahoo: In fact you can get away without speaking Spanish but you will have 500% better time if you can manage something. Don't listen to the media reports, don't listen to people who go "oooOOOOOOOoooo Colombia is so dangerous" most of these people haven't been and are simply repeating things they've heard. You get some people who say it's really dangerous that have been, but if anybody who's been and is pushing the point they are likely to be the kind of swaggering douchebag that are trying to look tough and dangerous for having been to such a "violent" country.

The country is a lot safer than others I have been to in Latin America for example Bolivia or certain parts of Peru. In the entire time I was there only once did I have a run in with a knife gang who stuck me up for what was in my pocket, and that was in all the time i have ever been in Colombia. That's not to say it's not dangerous, there are certainly parts that are - but those are parts where you wouldn't really be going anyway - like some of the rural areas down south and up near the venezuelan border where the guerillas and FARC still hang out. Even at that FARC members will probably most likely get photos with you rather than kidnap you these days unless you are a politician, stinking rich or work for the American government.

Bogota however has got worse since I was there in 2008 - a lot more homeless and crack heads on the street after dark - avoid walking around Centro and La Candelaria after dark - best not to walk around alone or in twos late at night, try and go in a group but keep low key. Medellin is a lot nicer than Bogota, on a par with large European cities I say, a truly amazing city you will have a fucking blast  :drinks: Just take care - the same goes for any city anywhere whether there or in Europe - just be street smart, don't flash jewellery, don't be overly loud and drunk in the streets, it ain't Magaluf. Whatever you do don't walk around in board shorts, fucking  flip flops and sunglasses in a group all stretched out horizontally and sauntering along the pavement without a care in the world, blocking locals from getting past you, like I have seen tourists from Australia, the states and here do - you'll stick out and look ridiculous. You might be able to get away with a bit more in Cartagena where tourists are over everything, and of course San Andres, which basically is 60% Colombian tourists all year round.

With regards to mongering, in Bogota you have "la piscina" huge knocking shop with a pool in the middle of it, a bit like a nightclub. Girls in G strings and heels walking around like in the termas's in Brazil. Medellin, again you have similar places and again in Cali. Prices range from 50,000 pesos to I'd say around 150,000. You get what you pay for, although whilst in San ANdres I did pump some lovely girls for just 50k in "bar elefante" 50k is about 13 or 14 quid. I got myself onto the mileroticos website, be sure to google mileroticos colombia and there you will find a plethera of "prepagos" - prices vary. Another gold mine, is colombiancupid a dating website. It's full of every kind of colombian chick you will meet, tons of young stunners I dated literally dozens of girls off this, and got laid lots of times from gorgeous normal colombian girls not whores. Yet another goldmine is myfreecams, if you filter your search results to include just latin america, most of the girls are from colombia - you pay 20 bucks to get 200 tokens to start with which upgrades you to a premium membership which means you can private chat with the girls. My trick was tip them around 10 tokens to say hi, then just chat and chat and chat with them on cam, once they see you are not ancient fat and ugly, PLUS in their city many of them will be up for meeting you. 50% of the time I had to pay just like a normal WG, the other 50% was completely free - there are many girls on there who will jump at the chance to go out with a european guy as they find us exotic. Some of my girlfriends from Cali I met on this site, and we dated, we fucked again and again and they never asked me for a single peso. So yeah, learn some Spanish, it goes a long way

Hope I've been of help dude, anything you want to ask, ask me here or PM me and I'll give you the low down and help you out  :thumbsup:

by the way cartagena is not completely "safe" if anything there you have to be double on your guard, ssssoooo many hustlers because there are sssssooo many tourists. The knocking shops can be seen everywhere in the less popular streets in teh centre at night, girls will call from doorways dressed in skimpy clothing :)

Offline Jerboa

Good report Berty, I've been researching Colombia for a while, your right not as dangerous as It once was, but they have some stunning chicas.  ;)

I don't know Colombia (it's spelt with two 'o's with no 'u' - only Berty seems aware of that) but I do know other parts of Latin America and would imagine that Colombia is broadly similar. You find professional prostitution across the continent of course but there is also a lot of part-time, amateur and opportunist selling of sex for money which may be cheaper if you know how to handle it. The problem is that these girls (many extremely attractive) often want to then hook up with you, especially if they perceive you to come from a rich country, on a regular basis and may want to start involving you in paying for other expenses in their lives (their mother's dialysis bills, their sister's leaking roof, etc.) and it can get more expensive. The trick is to buy a local SIM card and, after one or two shags with a girl you have met, throw it away if they demonstrate those tendencies, buy another, meet another guapa, and start all over again. Repeat until you've shagged your way through Bogota/Cali/San Jose/Panama City/Quito/other. (delete as applicable) and are either sated or ready to go home.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2014, 08:52:29 PM by joe diddley »

Offline webpunter

Bollocks - living in the wrong country !

Offline Jerboa

Yes Joe I know there is no U in Colombia, but didn't want to sound like a wanker by showing up the OP, many of Americans seem to miss-spell it on the ISG board.
I can imagine punters can get calls for paying bills and sick mama, no chance.

yep true, I have three girls I was banging on skype - one I sent about 30 quid via western union so she could pay her internet bill, however, in the entire time I knew her she never asked me for anything, and actually some days we went out she would actually pay for everything - food, taxi, despite me offering to pay - believe me that is RARE in Colombia - so she deserved that I helped her out...

The other two are fucking shameless though - ALWAYS asking me for cash "me ayudas" "te pido un favor..." I just tell them to get fucked...strangely they still talk to me though  :unknown:

Offline ajax

Hi Guys,

I'm planning a trip in January and I found this site http://nighttourscolombia.com/
Seems like a local guy who takes gringos around the local spots for a fee... can anyone tell me if this is worth it? is it a scam? or is Bogota safe enough to venture round the local spots by myself... ?

cheers

Colombia is a perfectly safe country, just be careful where you go in the evening. I'd wander round most of Medellin, Manizales and the old town of Cartagena at 2am in the morning and feel perfectly safe. Wouldn't venture outside of Cartagena's city walls at night on my own but if there is 3/4 of you, it's fine. Just look up on Wikitravel and books which areas are dicey and you'll be fine, most of the big cities are totally safe.

Bogota is a bit more dicey but you'd be fine wandering round on your own in the daytime, just avoid the red light area on your own at all times. I did a bike tour round Bogota which I'd highly recommend, the guy took us through the red light area.

It's a wonderful beautiful country and perfectly safe, far far safer than people would have you believe.

I didn't do any brassing out there though, picked up one local though.  :yahoo:

I'm half Colombian and couldn't help but post..it's spelt ColOmbia not ColUmbia.

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prices start at around a fiver

Offline Venezuelan

Very nice place to punt it helps if you speak the language as many girls don't speak English but some of the best rucks  of my life have been in santa marta. Like with most south America you have to be very careful as kidnappings still happen in Colombia
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Online Marmalade

Colombia has largely been pacified in spite of what banned bozo says. You mostly have to be careful that you don't know what the fuck she's on about when she starts rattling away in Colombian Spanish.

Offline Mart1976e

I'm half Colombian and couldn't help but post..it's spelt ColOmbia not ColUmbia.

Yeah, and it's spelt England, not Inglaterra, London not Londres for that matter...
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Yeah, and it's spelt England, not Inglaterra, London not Londres for that matter...

This makes no sense at all, that's the latin way of spelling so your post is very odd

Offline Mart1976e

Ha, and you're telling me it makes no sense...
So shouldn't we use Brasil or Italia when writing in English if the Latin spelling predominates? Seems to be a lack of consistency, no? Not that I give neither a shit ni una mierda.

Back to the punting, Colombia is man heaven in terms of hotness of women, horniness of chicks and range of ethnicities. If the women weren't so batshit crazy, it'd all be a doddle. There are always exceptions, but expect high maintenance for a girlfriend, as well as tantrums and moodiness. Cheating is endemic, especially for the guys, so be careful if you end up with a long term gf that she is the right kind. Here are the cities...

Cartagena
By far the most tourist friendly place, with a beautiful old colonial centre. Lots of bars, and things to do. The girls there tend to have more African influence (being on the coast), so it is perfect if you like darker girls. To visit...8/10 - good for both vacation + getting by in English (compared to other cities, at least)

Barranquilla
A dump of a city with nothing but malls to visit, but hot girls. Again, like Cartagena, there are more darker girls than in the interior cities. 4/10, unless during Carnaval.

Medellin
Great city, loads to do, great transport including a metro line and a cable car up the side of the mountain. Women are hot, there's plenty of foreigners. 9/10 - probably best option for a newbie

Cali
A lot of people think the Calenas are the best looking girls in COL, but they are also known as being fiery, which says something if they have that reputation amongst Colombianas. I think the women there are the hottest in Colombia, and they tend to be more latino/Spanish heritage than the coast I felt in my visits, and the salsa scene is also great. It's not far the faint of heart though. I'd stick to Cartagena or maybe Medellin if you have no Spanish, at least until you get used to the country. 9/10 - YMMV

Bogota
Great place for culture/nightlife, but dangerous in the centre and perhaps not for a newbie. The zona rosa in the north (up by Calle 84) is best to stay for a newbie, but comes with higher prices too. The red light areas near the centre are great fun, but don't go at night, or at all without street smarts or Spanish. Cheap, certainly, but always be on your guard. Bogota gets women from all over COL, so that's a bonus. 6/10 for a newbie

Other cities
There are smaller cities such as Bucaramanga and those in the zona cafetera (Pereira, Armenia, Manizales) where a Spanish speaker comfortable in Colombia can clean up, but I wouldn't advise it for newbies.

For a first timer to Colombia, I'd stick to Medellin and Cartagena. Once feeling braver, you might want to explore further on another trip.

Biggest tip - learn some Spanish. Even a bit will go a long way....
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 10:57:58 AM by Mart1976e »
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Ha, and you're telling me it makes no sense...
So shouldn't we use Brasil or Italia when writing in English if the Latin spelling predominates? Seems to be a lack of consistency, no? Not that I give neither a shit ni una mierda.

Back to the punting, Colombia is man heaven in terms of hotness of women, horniness of chicks and range of ethnicities. If the women weren't so batshit crazy, it'd all be a doddle. There are always exceptions, but expect high maintenance for a girlfriend, as well as tantrums and moodiness. Cheating is endemic, especially for the guys, so be careful if you end up with a long term gf that she is the right kind. Here are the cities...

Cartagena
By far the most tourist friendly place, with a beautiful old colonial centre. Lots of bars, and things to do. The girls there tend to have more African influence (being on the coast), so it is perfect if you like darker girls. To visit...8/10 - good for both vacation + getting by in English (compared to other cities, at least)

Barranquilla
A dump of a city with nothing but malls to visit, but hot girls. Again, like Cartagena, there are more darker girls than in the interior cities. 4/10, unless during Carnaval.

Medellin
Great city, loads to do, great transport including a metro line and a cable car up the side of the mountain. Women are hot, there's plenty of foreigners. 9/10 - probably best option for a newbie

Cali
A lot of people think the Calenas are the best looking girls in COL, but they are also known as being fiery, which says something if they have that reputation amongst Colombianas. I think the women there are the hottest in Colombia, and they tend to be more latino/Spanish heritage than the coast I felt in my visits, and the salsa scene is also great. It's not far the faint of heart though. I'd stick to Cartagena or maybe Medellin if you have no Spanish, at least until you get used to the country. 9/10 - YMMV

Bogota
Great place for culture/nightlife, but dangerous in the centre and perhaps not for a newbie. The zona rosa in the north (up by Calle 84) is best for a newbie, but comes with higher prices too. The red light areas near the centre are great fun, but don't go at night, or at all without street smarts or Spanish. Cheap, certainly, but always be on your guard. Bogota gets women from all over COL, so that's a bonus. 6/10 for a newbie

Other cities
There are smaller cities such as Bucaramanga and those in the zona cafetera (Pereira, Armenia, Manizales) where a Spanish speaker comfortable in Colombia can clean up, but I wouldn't advise it for newbies.

For a first timer to Colombia, I'd stick to Medellin and Cartagena. Once feeling braver, you might want to explore further on another trip.

Biggest tip - learn some Spanish. Even a bit will go a long way....

Brilliant post i visited santa marta when i was last there fucked a few civvies and prossies good memories of colombia. However  i do prefer venezuelan women in terms of attitude and I feel they have a sexier demeanour. When I was there and speaking to friends and locals I was warned about the kidnappings by FARC did you hear any thing about this when you visited ?

Offline Mart1976e

The FARC are now a non-issue in the cities and have been for at least a decade. I'd be far more worried about local muggers and scammers than anything else.

There's not much difference between Colombianas and Venezolanas. Even if you think there are, you can find plenty of Venezolanas in COL. Their own country is screwed and heading towards civil war slowly but surely, so they're out there doing the best they can in other places.
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Offline Mart1976e

Santa Marta is ok but a bit backward. Parque Tayrona is near, but I wouldn't go there over any of the cities I mentioned if you are talking about pussy.
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