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A recent scientific study reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
This, scientists say is basically due to the fact that they change them every fucking 10 seconds or so.
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I bought a Buddhist vacuum cleaner.
It's free of all attachments.
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a cleaner knocks on the door of a hotel room; after waiting awhile an Asian man answers the door. Cleaner says "Hey mate, where's ur bin?" The man replies "I bin on the loo" the cleaner says "no, where's ur dust bin" to which he replies "I dust bin on the loo" cleaner gets a bit annoyed "NO, where's ur wheelie bin" Asian man says "ok, I wheelie bin having a wank"
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I went into a pharmacy and asked “what gets rid of Coronavirus?”
The assistant replied “ammonia cleaner” I said “I’m sorry, I thought you worked here”
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Salesman to Essex customer: "Ma'am, this vacuum cleaner is so great it will cut all your work by half!"
Woman: "That's fantastic! Give me two."
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The mods have decided to clean up this thread.
Any cunts that have never posted a review have to suck his dick.