Mia at Elements Ewell

[KewlJonJ]

I booked a one hour appointment without knowing who was working on the day. It turned out to be Mia. Greeted very nicely, temperature checked and she was wearing a mask (which she kept on the whole time I was there) I was asked to shower and come into the room, nice cold bottle of water and a good (if not sensual) massage.

If 5 out of 10 is Neutral then Mia is a 6. Why? Well she is just not sensual enough, never did anything remotely sensual for 45 minutes, then asked me to turn over she was fully naked and has a nice pair of small but firm tits, not sure about the rest of her body she said she was on her period and she kept her (social) distance.

All that said when she did start giving me a hand job, it was really very good, just the right balance of taking me there but not letting be get there too soon!
So in the end just tipping herself over the neutral to Positive.

As always Elements the place was spotless and the girl was very polite and friendly.

£45 for the hour, plus £60 for B2B

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[Waterhouse]

I booked a one hour appointment without knowing who was working on the day. It turned out to be Mia. Greeted very nicely, temperature checked and she was wearing a mask (which she kept on the whole time I was there) I was asked to shower and come into the room, nice cold bottle of water and a good (if not sensual) massage.

If 5 out of 10 is Neutral then Mia is a 6. Why? Well she is just not sensual enough, never did anything remotely sensual for 45 minutes, then asked me to turn over she was fully naked and has a nice pair of small but firm tits, not sure about the rest of her body she said she was on her period and she kept her (social) distance.

All that said when she did start giving me a hand job, it was really very good, just the right balance of taking me there but not letting be get there too soon!
So in the end just tipping herself over the neutral to Positive.

As always Elements the place was spotless and the girl was very polite and friendly.

£45 for the hour, plus £60 for B2B

External Link/Members Only

Cheers for the  review... glad you enjoyed yourself - for the most part at least.

Did you actually get a proper B2B though?  The way I'm reading this is that you shelled over an extra £60 just for a socially distanced HJ and nothing else.  Please tell us that isn’t the case. 

[KewlJonJ]

She did kneel on the bed and rub her tits on my back, but that was the B2B part.

I am willing to think it would have been better if she was not on her Period.

NOT the best value for money that's for sure.

[vaddapalwan]

£60 to rest on your back for a bit, not even taking her weight off the ground sounds like she isn't worth the extra paper. At least you left the session relieved/content/happy, which is the main thing!

[Hansolo69]

Surely this should have been a Neutral at best ?

[Waterhouse]

Surely this should have been a Neutral at best ?

That’s my thinking too.  £60 for a HJ at a TCM is over the odds. Plus she gave the usual BS of being “on my period.”  Usually just a tactic to keep her knickers on and avoid being touch.

Personally I dislike TCMs anyway, much prefer to put the money towards a proper meet or non-TCM massage with an established and reliable girl.