Author Topic: Thai Massage  (Read 4954 times)

Offline Stevo_1995

Hi guys I’m from Bristol but I’m coming up to Newcastle with a few mates for a piss up next weekend. I’m a fan of a Thai massage with a few extras where possible. I’m not local so obviously won’t know the area and won’t have access to a car so was thinking more shops based in the city centre rather than independent masseuses working from home etc. Where is the best place to go and what can I expect? Any help much appreciated

Online waynekerr600

As a member of nearly three years standing you have provided a lot of questions but not quite so many answers.

Offline Stevo_1995

That’s that then  :rolleyes:

I’ll have to just walk in a couple on the off chance and I’ll be sure to leave reviews this time

Offline Weatherman21

Thai Siam - pretty central and HE is on offer.
99 Thai Massage - again pretty central.  FS is normally on offer.
Ging Phi - Short metro ride to Gosforth.  HE is on offer plus they get naked for extra. See my review.

Offline tynetunnel

As a member of nearly three years standing you have provided a lot of questions but not quite so many answers.

He has posted about a lack of reviews and yet he has a severe lack of reviews!   :unknown:



Haven’t had a massage for around 6 months and can’t seem to find many reviews recently. Where in bristol is good now? I used to visit pattys fairly regularly but never bothered to visit the shop in town and I did see the house in kingswood was up for sale!? Any others worth a visit for a masssge and handjob? Oral would be an added bonus but the only place I managed that was college green with rebecca

Offline Stevo_1995

Thai Siam - pretty central and HE is on offer.
99 Thai Massage - again pretty central.  FS is normally on offer.
Ging Phi - Short metro ride to Gosforth.  HE is on offer plus they get naked for extra. See my review.

Thanks for this very useful. I’ll look to visit a couple next weekend then and leave a review  :)

Offline Stevo_1995

He has posted about a lack of reviews and yet he has a severe lack of reviews!   :unknown:

Don’t know why you’re looking to get on to people. Clearly put I haven’t had one for 6 months so I’d obviously not be in a position to post any reviews. Don’t take any of this too seriously or expect anything from anyone tbf. Just enjoy a massage with happy ending so try and get some info from time to time rather than risking wasting my money.

I’ll be sure to try one in town next week and I’ll leave a review to keep u happy  :drinks:

Online waynekerr600

Don’t know why you’re looking to get on to people. Clearly put I haven’t had one for 6 months so I’d obviously not be in a position to post any reviews. Don’t take any of this too seriously or expect anything from anyone tbf. Just enjoy a massage with happy ending so try and get some info from time to time rather than risking wasting my money.

I’ll be sure to try one in town next week and I’ll leave a review to keep u happy  :drinks:

And you haven't contributed to the site with a review for over two years.

They fucking hate leeches round here.

Look at your history. All questions and very little positive contribution. Don't make excuses to cover yourself you're a lazy bastard or a fantasist.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2020, 08:13:44 am by waynekerr600 »

Offline Dejan

He has posted about a lack of reviews and yet he has a severe lack of reviews!   :unknown:

Yet his post:review ratio is way better than yours!

It's a right closed shop on here sometimes and gets worse every time I drop in. It was a fair and genuine question from the OP. No need for anybody to go on like they have done in response. Peppering people with grief is hardly likely to make them post more.  :crazy:

Edit: Just looked at my own previous posts and noticed none other than WayneKerr once having a pop at me for a '9 month posting holiday' a while back! Interesting how it's the same sad characters banging on about the same sad things and instigating pile-ons.  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: August 25, 2020, 07:01:11 pm by Dejan »

Offline Tyne-bridge

Stevo, I’d agree with Weathman21 for central options for you to explore. Ging Phi in Gosforth, Ging gives a great Thai oil massage and HE, I understand that there is also a new lady at the same venue. Siam Smile is very central with usually a couple of SP’s providing Thai oil massage and HE. Thai 99 on Stowel St. Nina is a fun Thai lady with a sense of humour and a nice touch. There are a number of others along side these but a little further out of the city Center. There are also a number of Chinese SP’s in the city. I Hope you enjoy your visit to our great city and share your experience(s)

Online waynekerr600

Yet his post:review ratio is way better than yours!

It's a right closed shop on here sometimes and gets worse every time I drop in. It was a fair and genuine question from the OP. No need for anybody to go on like they have done in response. Peppering people with grief is hardly likely to make them post more.  :crazy:

Edit: Just looked at my own previous posts and noticed none other than WayneKerr once having a pop at me for a '9 month posting holiday' a while back! Interesting how it's the same sad characters banging on about the same sad things and instigating pile-ons.  :thumbsup:

That was December 2017. Sour grapes? It ended in a laugh emoji which meant I was taking the piss out of you. Sorry you have carried that burdon for so long  :D

Tyne Tunnel IMHO makes a pretty good contribution to the North East scene.

I'll continue to call out leeches and lazy bastards.

The point of the site is to share information and contribute. Without that there is no site. Why should some lazy fucker be all take and no give when writing a review to help others avoid a shit punt or wasted cash only takes a few minutes?

Thanks for implying I'm sad. I'll respond to that in early 2023 but in the meantime that's a cross I'll just have to bear.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2020, 08:36:08 pm by waynekerr600 »

Offline Dejan


The point of the site is to share information and contribute. Without that there is no site. Why should some lazy fucker be all take and no give when writing a review to help others avoid a shit punt or wasted cash only takes a few minutes?

Waste of time responding to the rest of the drivel in your reply but what you've said in the section quoted above undermines your own position. The OP has posted reviews, just not as many as you would like. There may be good reasons why people don't/can't post as much as you. It doesn't mean they're always leeches and your shit attitude won't help improve things.


OP: enjoy your visit to Newcastle. Some great recommendations in this thread eventually.


Online waynekerr600

Waste of time responding to the rest of the drivel in your reply but what you've said in the section quoted above undermines your own position. The OP has posted reviews, just not as many as you would like. There may be good reasons why people don't/can't post as much as you. It doesn't mean they're always leeches and your shit attitude won't help improve things.


OP: enjoy your visit to Newcastle. Some great recommendations in this thread eventually.

Read his posting history.

You're a fool. With a dented pride is suspect.

Kept it short if you have difficulty when there are lots of words.

As I understand it rules of the site are that meets are expected to contribute.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2020, 11:55:09 am by waynekerr600 »

Online waynekerr600

Thanks for this very useful. I’ll look to visit a couple next weekend then and leave a review  :)


I’ll be sure to try one in town next week and I’ll leave a review to keep u happy  :drinks:

Just an observation. He's 'checked in' everyday but sadly no review.

Take all give nowt.

Offline Dejan

Read his posting history.

You're a fool. With a dented pride is suspect.

Kept it short if you have difficulty when there are lots of words.

As I understand it rules of the site are that meets are expected to contribute.

I don't log on that often. It's posts like your last two on this thread that show how desperate you are for attention and to be 'correct'. I'm not giving you any further attention after this. I stand by my comments and will do so even if no review follows from the OP: could be plenty of reasons for not doing one.   :drinks:

Online waynekerr600

I don't log on that often. It's posts like your last two on this thread that show how desperate you are for attention and to be 'correct'. I'm not giving you any further attention after this. I stand by my comments and will do so even if no review follows from the OP: could be plenty of reasons for not doing one.  :drinks:

You're an idiot. I find it incredibly arrogant of you that you are almost telling me what I think. Maybe says something about you? I welcome your inattention  :cool:

He hasn't reviewed because he's a fucking leech.

He even said twice he was going to do one.

Good job everyone on here isn't like you and him otherwise the site would be useless.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2020, 04:00:58 pm by waynekerr600 »