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[LauraHoD]

Oh shit. I wonder if Kendel has been fired. She hasn't been listed for ages. I called up and asked about her and the maid was a bit shirt with me about her🤷 all I said was OK do you know when she's back

She is at Annabellas in Milton Keynes

[Saltnpepper]

She is at Annabellas in Milton Keynes

Thank you for the update.  It's a shame I'm hardly ever in MK London is perfect. Will she return to HOD in the future ?

[lee1]

New vouchers for HOD from tomorrow 24th

From Monday 24th April 2023 until further notice. £10.00 off all appointments from 10 am until 11 am (staff dependant). Quote code "EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM'.

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[Munter84]

New vouchers for HOD from tomorrow 24th

From Monday 24th April 2023 until further notice. £10.00 off all appointments from 10 am until 11 am (staff dependant). Quote code "EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM'.

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Hmm, nice! Up until now 11am has been the first bookable slot, right?

[snagz]

What makes her so legendary?  When I think of hod legends I imagine Ella who has been there 10 years plus.

Legendary like Lord Lucan because no one's seen her, well no one's bothered to do a review!! I'm not counting the review on the HOD website as that was as long as my hamster dick! 

[l4at]

New vouchers for HOD from tomorrow 24th

From Monday 24th April 2023 until further notice. £10.00 off all appointments from 10 am until 11 am (staff dependant). Quote code "EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM'.

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Huh? They having their girls start at 10am now?

[lee1]

Huh? They having their girls start at 10am now?

It seems that way. So an early bird discount really i.e from 10 am until 11 am

[Jonestown]

Huh? They having their girls start at 10am now?

Might be a bit hit and miss getting them down, across town and ready for a 10am start.

[StingRay]

It seems that way. So an early bird discount really i.e from 10 am until 11 am

I'm wondering what the "confirmation on the day" process will be - currently it's by 10.30am so perhaps that will remain for "normal" bookings and have a confirmation time an hour earlier for the breakfast shift? They also mention "staff dependant", suggesting that not all girls will need to give up an hour of beauty sleep. We'll see! 

[MysteryManNo.7]

I'm wondering what the "confirmation on the day" process will be - currently it's by 10.30am so perhaps that will remain for "normal" bookings and have a confirmation time an hour earlier for the breakfast shift? They also mention "staff dependant", suggesting that not all girls will need to give up an hour of beauty sleep. We'll see! 

Yeah I wondered that too how they will confirm 10am bookings.

[anonymouse72]

Phones do work 24/7 so I imagine it won't be an issue.

[StingRay]

Phones do work 24/7 so I imagine it won't be an issue.

HOD doesn't though!

Won't affect me as I need my beauty sleep and like to avoid crush hour 

[boardyhell]

 called a few times from 8 today, phone ringing but no one picked up

[summernirvana]

Is this Polish Anna new to the scene or is she a re-hire?

I like slender girls.

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Never mind, just seen there's a review up already. I'll get onto reading it now.

[l4at]

Is this Polish Anna new to the scene or is she a re-hire?

I like slender girls.

Edit:

Never mind, just seen there's a review up already. I'll get onto reading it now.

She’s off my list based on that review!

[VidiViciVeni]

What does the average HoD punt look like? Strongly considering my first booking with them. From reading previous reviews:

• I will likely have to hide in some other room at the start of the punt to allow any previous punters to leave. Is this the case?
  
• Girls do get booked back to back, and any time they take to freshen up in between will come out of my time. So would 25 mins of contact time with the WG from the paid 30 be a reasonable expectation?
  
• I understand that HoD1 and HoD2 are effectively the same location. Do the bathrooms get busy, given that there could be up to 5 WGs and 10 punters (5 coming and 5 having just cum) on the premises at a time?
  

Thanks in advance.

[bedhedred]

Yes to all. You pretty much know what to expect.

Decided on the lucky lady yet?

[anonymouse72]

What does the average HoD punt look like? Strongly considering my first booking with them. From reading previous reviews:

• I will likely have to hide in some other room at the start of the punt to allow any previous punters to leave. Is this the case?
  
• Girls do get booked back to back, and any time they take to freshen up in between will come out of my time. So would 25 mins of contact time with the WG from the paid 30 be a reasonable expectation?
  
• I understand that HoD1 and HoD2 are effectively the same location. Do the bathrooms get busy, given that there could be up to 5 WGs and 10 punters (5 coming and 5 having just cum) on the premises at a time?
  

Thanks in advance.

Hiding from other punters doesn't always happen but can occur at busy times. Either on arrival or leaving.

Popular girls can get booked back to back and you may lose time while they freshen up. However there are two rooms in each flat and sometimes 3 girl working so it doesn't always happen. Delays in a 30 minute booking will from experience be minimal.

Hod 1 and 2 are a basement and first floor flat in the same building. Not sure where you get 5 WGs from as no more than 3 usually and more recently often only two at each flat.

Never had a major issue myself although I did have to dodge a punter when leaving recently as he rang the doorbell just as I was being let out. I hid in the small room just behind the front door where I noted the CCTV wasn't currently working.

[VidiViciVeni]

Yes to all. You pretty much know what to expect.

Decided on the lucky lady yet?

Shortlist is Jess, Bunny, Gabriela, Gemma and Elizabeth. Will have to see on the day who draws the short straw.

Popular girls can get booked back to back and you may lose time while they freshen up. However there are two rooms in each flat and sometimes 3 girl working so it doesn't always happen. Delays in a 30 minute booking will from experience be minimal.

Hod 1 and 2 are a basement and first floor flat in the same building. Not sure where you get 5 WGs from as no more than 3 usually and more recently often only two at each flat.

Good info thanks. The 5 WGs was referring to 3 in HoD1 and 2 in HoD2.

[bedhedred]

All worthy choices. Liz isn't around currently. You will probably need to book ahead to get time with them.

[anonymouse72]

Elizabeth is currently on holiday and unavailable. Gabriella is popular and is most likely to lead to punter dodging and time loss due to her popularity. Jess is gorgeous and Bunny is a proper pocket rocket snogger. Gemma a bit more mature but a solid SP.

[StingRay]

Elizabeth is currently on holiday and unavailable. Gabriella is popular and is most likely to lead to punter dodging and time loss due to her popularity. Jess is gorgeous and Bunny is a proper pocket rocket snogger. Gemma a bit more mature but a solid SP.

Scarlett is also lovely! 

[Aragonhouse]

Shagged her on probably the last time she actually showed up and she was fucking fantastic. Not the most beautiful woman I've been with and non existent breasts but personality was second to none and the combo of intense dirty talk and a very pretty, tight vagina ensured a manic 30 mins.

I did have to book her twice before she actually turned up for work and heard from others they were also messed around by her no showing.

Think i may have been one of the final few too! Shame as she had filth factor! Lets just hope she gets a repreieve, and or goes independent!

[jasonbourne]

^ same just did a review. really one of the best i've ever had there, the attitude was second to none.

[StingRay]

^ same just did a review. really one of the best i've ever had there, the attitude was second to none.

I thought that I saw her appear back on the menu briefly, but no longer there. Perhaps another runner? 

[MysteryManNo.7]

I thought that I saw her appear back on the menu briefly, but no longer there. Perhaps another runner? 

I'd guess management gave her a second chance and she once again let them down so they decided to show her the door permanently.

She was excellent if you could not only get a booking with her as she booked up very fast and in advance and she actually showed up on the day. Was quite literally a ball ache to see her.

[lee1]

Voucher for today

VOUCHER DROP - WEDNESDAY 10TH MAY 2023.

1000-1400 HOURS. £10.00 OFF ALL APPOINTMENTS

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[MysteryManNo.7]

Interesting voucher. I'd imagine they're fully booked between those times now as Jess and Bunny are both brilliant (will review Jess soon) and it's a strong lineup in general.

[lee1]

Voucher for today only

VOUCHER DROP - Monday 15th May 2023.

£10.00 off all appointments between 1400-1700 hours.

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[lee1]

New vouchers - Note it is for specific hours

VOUCHER DROP – Tuesday 16th May 2023 – Wednesday 31st May 2023.

£15.00 off all appointments between 1000-1100 hours and 1915-2000 hours (note we take our last appointment at 8 pm for a maximum of 45 minutes).

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[CrazyStone]

Anyone managed to meet Sloane yet since she's returned?

[MysteryManNo.7]

Anyone managed to meet Sloane yet since she's returned?

I think guys are keeping their cards close to their chest with her as from what I've heard she's bloody good and if you've ever tried to book her she books out weeks in advance within minutes of being added to the schedule.

I've had no luck seeing her. I've had 3 confirmed bookings to see her and each time she has failed to turn up for work  almost as bad as Bambi but at least I met her once before she was shown the door.

[CrazyStone]

I think guys are keeping their cards close to their chest with her as from what I've heard she's bloody good and if you've ever tried to book her she books out weeks in advance within minutes of being added to the schedule.

I've had no luck seeing her. I've had 3 confirmed bookings to see her and each time she has failed to turn up for work  almost as bad as Bambi but at least I met her once before she was shown the door.

The idea of booking almost two weeks in advance really rankles me though... I'll see how I feel next time she's on schedule.

[MysteryManNo.7]

The idea of booking almost two weeks in advance really rankles me though... I'll see how I feel next time she's on schedule.

I've done it a fair few times and usually it works out well though I understand for many blokes, particularly those married etc it's not realistic and it's a literal ball-ache when the day comes and she doesn't turn up for work 

[Chesterblurtage2017]

"The idea of booking almost two weeks in advance really rankles me though... I'll see how I feel next time she's on schedule."

It's ridiculous to be honest, granted there are very few British girls.I think she has some regulars from elsewhere booking her as she wasn't around nearly long enough, the first time she started, to build up a reputation so good that she is booked two weeks in advance within hours of the schedule going out.

I booked her once when she started and was impressed enough to book again but she left before I had the chance. It wasn't difficult then so it's really hard to believe it's so difficult now.

The 'two year madness' hasn't helped but I just can't say that's why she is so popular, I just can't figure it out - even if everyone is purposely avoiding reviews of her on here clearly there are a lot of guys who have been 'in the know' about her.

She was working for Allure Agency when she first disappeared from HOD so she wasn't a Newbie - I can only assume that a lot of the guys booking her have been clients from there or Indie work?

Anyway, good luck to booking her and don't be surprised if she disappears soon again or cancels bookings on the day as there is a pattern. Now she's a dead cert to be fully booked she probably can do what she wants and HOD won't mind but honestly I respect that.

I can recommend Scarlet if your looking for an English girl, great to get on with, funny and a good shag.

[l4at]

Saw Millie last week, wasn’t impressed tbh and will leave a review soon. Seemed very clinical and definitely doesn’t provide FK or GFE

[bedhedred]

I can recommend Scarlet if your looking for an English girl, great to get on with, funny and a good shag.

Scarlet might not snog though. Also, I don't remember Scarlet gagging me until her mascara ran.
It's not the same deal.

[notcalledchris]

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Adele.  New Australia girl.  Looks fit and takes it up the arse too (A levels and Greek listed but no kissing.)

[SimonSays2108]

I thought Amy was interesting too as a newbie ...

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Trying to break my HoD duck with a booking with Gabriela on the weekend unless my RB comes good with a surprise .. report to follow.

[Jonestown]

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Adele.  New Australia girl.  Looks fit and takes it up the arse too (A levels and Greek listed but no kissing.)

Anal is deriguour for Aussie girls, they have millions of sheep to compete with for a jump.

[StingRay]

Anal is deriguour for Aussie girls, they have millions of sheep to compete with for a jump.

and welsh girls for the same reason, apparently 

[Joey2315]

What is Greek?

[Jonestown]

What is Greek?

Anal

Oral used to be French

[semaphore]

Do the European HOD girls tend to speak good English, or does it vary?

[MysteryManNo.7]

Do the European HOD girls tend to speak good English, or does it vary?

All the ones I've seen, Gabriela, Bunny, Jess, Elizabeth, speak perfect English.

[anonymouse72]

Do the European HOD girls tend to speak good English, or does it vary?

Never had an issue over the years. They've all spoken great English. You have nothing to fear communication wise

[StingRay]

Do the European HOD girls tend to speak good English, or does it vary?

i fink they're English gooder than what mine is! 

[Harry Stotle]

Do the European HOD girls tend to speak good English, or does it vary?

It can't be worse than the level of spoken English to be found in Chinese/South-East Asian massage establishments.

I was once being directed over the phone to go to "any bloody station"....

Turned out the mama san was directing me to "Ealing Broadway Station"....

[StingRay]

It can't be worse than the level of spoken English to be found in Chinese/South-East Asian massage establishments.

I was once being directed over the phone to go to "any bloody station"....

Turned out the mama san was directing me to "Ealing Broadway Station"....

 

[semaphore]

Thanks all. I like to be able to have a proper chat with the girls otherwise it all feels very impersonal and I don't enjoy myself so I've usually stuck to native English speakers in the past. I may have to branch out now though