Aliceinxwonderland of Stevenage - double crossing liar

[iq129]

Alicexinwonderland in Stevenage, Hertfordshire

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This lady is unique at least from my experience. I have never come across someone not just in escorting but in any situation in life. She is polite, caring and sometimes remorseful, yet she can change gears and become the opposite. In my opinion Alice has a dual personality like Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Maybe she has bi-polar disorder or she has mental health issues, I don’t know but I am suspecting this.

I had considered her negative reviews, but on balance, I trusted her AW feedback score and especially her looks. A busty sexy blonde who kisses well was too good to resist for me.

I saw Alice for the first time late last year. It was a shorter 30 minute appointment just to test her out. This happened in around in November. I had no problem getting a booking with her and everything went smoothly and as per schedule. I found Alice to be attractive despite being quite big and with her age showing but then I am 59 and I am not fussy about older women. The  main thing was that she didn’t hesitate to kiss me properly despite my ugly looks, so this was a huge plus for me. Besides deep kissing, she offered a very good service. We immediately developed chemistry, or at least this was the way I saw it.

Things changed for the worse in December and January when I wanted to see her and she cancelled twice. The first time was due to ‘flu’ and the second time because one of her family members was ill in Poland and that she was flying out immediately. I made these bookings in advance, so it was very bad of her to cancel on the day of my appointment.

Just when I forgot about seeing her, she sent me a text to say she is back and working in England and that she is available. This was in January. I thought I’d see her and made a booking. I did see her and again everything went as scheduled. No excuses. Good service too.

In February, I had another appointment with her. Everything was agreed and I confirmed on the day that I was on my way to Stevenage. She said fine, see you. When I got to the location, after driving for an hour and a half, I sent her a text from the Tesco car park but received no reply. I sent a couple more texts but no reply again. I waited 20 minutes and then sent her an AW message. Some 10 minutes later I checked my AW inbox to see that the message was deleted without even being read!

I furiously drove away. In my state of mind, I forgot to buy £5 of shopping at Tesco to get a free parking voucher. A few days later I ended up paying a fine.

A couple of days later, Alice texted me to say that her family members suddenly turned up and that is why she did not answer my texts. Yet the lady supposedly had time to check her AW and delete my message in front of her family! She was very apologetic and gave me an extra half hour for free.

In late February, just before the lockdown I saw her again and got good service. It wasn’t perfect as she had something on her mind.

Since then and following the lockdown, the lady has again twice cancelled my bookings, again at the last minute, citing health reasons.

Sperminator’s positive review broke my silence and it was the straw that broke the camel’s back. All this time she was making health excuses not to see me and she is seeing other clients, even first timers like Sperminator.

I have nothing against Sperminator. He’s a nice guy but I feel really let down by this woman and her motives for doing this to me.

Hence this big negative review.

[daviemac]

Am I missing something here, where in all this has she harassed you or illegally obtained any money from you, if fact what has she done that could be reported to the police as illegal.

She cancelled on you, it happens all the time, you decided to persevere with further bookings when most on here would've binned her after one or two, plus its's your fault you got the parking ticket.

To be honest you should've posted a negative review in December / January then moved on to someone else, had you done so you wouldn't be in the position you are now.

[winkywanky]

Good review after all the furore  .

But as davie says, a complete overreaction to her flaky ways to consider any kind of 'legal action'. She did similar to me a few years ago, before she did incalls, and before I was a UKP member. I think she let me down three times? I never actually got to see her.

But iq129, you certainly got even with this comment: I found Alice to be attractive despite being quite big and with her age showing but then I am 59 and I am not fussy about older women


My God, you know how to hurt a woman 

Onwards and upwards, put it all behind you.

[The sperminator]

You have to have been parked for over an hour to get a ticket i believe

[sensualencounter]

Alicexinwonderland in Stevenage, Hertfordshire

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This lady is unique at least from my experience. I have never come across someone not just in escorting but in any situation in life. She is polite, caring and sometimes remorseful, yet she can change gears and become the opposite. In my opinion Alice has a dual personality like Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Maybe she has bi-polar disorder or she has mental health issues, I don’t know but I am suspecting this.

I had considered her negative reviews, but on balance, I trusted her AW feedback score and especially her looks. A busty sexy blonde who kisses well was too good to resist for me.

I saw Alice for the first time late last year. It was a shorter 30 minute appointment just to test her out. This happened in around in November. I had no problem getting a booking with her and everything went smoothly and as per schedule. I found Alice to be attractive despite being quite big and with her age showing but then I am 59 and I am not fussy about older women. The  main thing was that she didn’t hesitate to kiss me properly despite my ugly looks, so this was a huge plus for me. Besides deep kissing, she offered a very good service. We immediately developed chemistry, or at least this was the way I saw it.

Things changed for the worse in December and January when I wanted to see her and she cancelled twice. The first time was due to ‘flu’ and the second time because one of her family members was ill in Poland and that she was flying out immediately. I made these bookings in advance, so it was very bad of her to cancel on the day of my appointment.

Just when I forgot about seeing her, she sent me a text to say she is back and working in England and that she is available. This was in January. I thought I’d see her and made a booking. I did see her and again everything went as scheduled. No excuses. Good service too.

In February, I had another appointment with her. Everything was agreed and I confirmed on the day that I was on my way to Stevenage. She said fine, see you. When I got to the location, after driving for an hour and a half, I sent her a text from the Tesco car park but received no reply. I sent a couple more texts but no reply again. I waited 20 minutes and then sent her an AW message. Some 10 minutes later I checked my AW inbox to see that the message was deleted without even being read!

I furiously drove away. In my state of mind, I forgot to buy £5 of shopping at Tesco to get a free parking voucher. A few days later I ended up paying a fine.

A couple of days later, Alice texted me to say that her family members suddenly turned up and that is why she did not answer my texts. Yet the lady supposedly had time to check her AW and delete my message in front of her family! She was very apologetic and gave me an extra half hour for free.

In late February, just before the lockdown I saw her again and got good service. It wasn’t perfect as she had something on her mind.

Since then and following the lockdown, the lady has again twice cancelled my bookings, again at the last minute, citing health reasons.

Sperminator’s positive review broke my silence and it was the straw that broke the camel’s back. All this time she was making health excuses not to see me and she is seeing other clients, even first timers like Sperminator.

I have nothing against Sperminator. He’s a nice guy but I feel really let down by this woman and her motives for doing this to me.

Hence this big negative review.

Where’s all the harassment and illegalities??

I think you’re the one with bipolar or at least EAS.

This is just another bog standard review for her - she messes people about. Not great but hardly earth shattering. And no surprise considering her previous reviews - she’s larger than she makes out, older than she makes out and fucks people about.

You’ve clearly got other issues with her - which I think are really your issues to address.

[iq129]

Where’s all the harassment and illegalities??

I think you’re the one with bipolar or at least EAS.

This is just another bog standard review for her - she messes people about. Not great but hardly earth shattering. And no surprise considering her previous reviews - she’s larger than she makes out, older than she makes out and fucks people about.

You’ve clearly got other issues with her - which I think are really your issues to address.

Why do you hold a grudge against me? Didn’t I even send you a very kind PM offering you my friendship? What I have done against you? Wasn’t my PM very gentlemanly?

If I am bi-polar then is there even any point in wasting time providing evidence here?

I want to get on with life rather than having arguments here. I mentioned in my PM some very nice things but to no avail.

I am not wasting my time and going through stress to provide evidence unless the moderator and administrator. My evidence will serve no purpose but to drag on this matter and you will never be satisfied. I am not going to argue and insult anyone, including you, so please let me put an end to this saga.

It is up to others to believe my review.

I will, however, address some of daviemac’s concerns and some very good questions he has asked.

Have a nice day.

[iq129]

Where’s all the harassment and illegalities??

I think you’re the one with bipolar or at least EAS.

This is just another bog standard review for her - she messes people about. Not great but hardly earth shattering. And no surprise considering her previous reviews - she’s larger than she makes out, older than she makes out and fucks people about.

You’ve clearly got other issues with her - which I think are really your issues to address.

Take for example, if you order a pizza with no intention to eat it but to waste a courier’s time and petrol and then refuse to open the door and do this repeatedly, would you be breaking the law for harassment?

Consider this lady on the same lines.

I have no issues with her, as I have mentioned that she offers a great service. My only issue or grave concern is that she has made a joke out of this by repeating such behaviour. I was bitter and posted a negative review.

You don’t believe a word of what I say, so I will say good night now.

[smiths]

Alicexinwonderland in Stevenage, Hertfordshire

External Link/Members Only

This lady is unique at least from my experience. I have never come across someone not just in escorting but in any situation in life. She is polite, caring and sometimes remorseful, yet she can change gears and become the opposite. In my opinion Alice has a dual personality like Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Maybe she has bi-polar disorder or she has mental health issues, I don’t know but I am suspecting this.

I had considered her negative reviews, but on balance, I trusted her AW feedback score and especially her looks. A busty sexy blonde who kisses well was too good to resist for me.

I saw Alice for the first time late last year. It was a shorter 30 minute appointment just to test her out. This happened in around in November. I had no problem getting a booking with her and everything went smoothly and as per schedule. I found Alice to be attractive despite being quite big and with her age showing but then I am 59 and I am not fussy about older women. The  main thing was that she didn’t hesitate to kiss me properly despite my ugly looks, so this was a huge plus for me. Besides deep kissing, she offered a very good service. We immediately developed chemistry, or at least this was the way I saw it.

Things changed for the worse in December and January when I wanted to see her and she cancelled twice. The first time was due to ‘flu’ and the second time because one of her family members was ill in Poland and that she was flying out immediately. I made these bookings in advance, so it was very bad of her to cancel on the day of my appointment.

Just when I forgot about seeing her, she sent me a text to say she is back and working in England and that she is available. This was in January. I thought I’d see her and made a booking. I did see her and again everything went as scheduled. No excuses. Good service too.

In February, I had another appointment with her. Everything was agreed and I confirmed on the day that I was on my way to Stevenage. She said fine, see you. When I got to the location, after driving for an hour and a half, I sent her a text from the Tesco car park but received no reply. I sent a couple more texts but no reply again. I waited 20 minutes and then sent her an AW message. Some 10 minutes later I checked my AW inbox to see that the message was deleted without even being read!

I furiously drove away. In my state of mind, I forgot to buy £5 of shopping at Tesco to get a free parking voucher. A few days later I ended up paying a fine.

A couple of days later, Alice texted me to say that her family members suddenly turned up and that is why she did not answer my texts. Yet the lady supposedly had time to check her AW and delete my message in front of her family! She was very apologetic and gave me an extra half hour for free.

In late February, just before the lockdown I saw her again and got good service. It wasn’t perfect as she had something on her mind.

Since then and following the lockdown, the lady has again twice cancelled my bookings, again at the last minute, citing health reasons.

Sperminator’s positive review broke my silence and it was the straw that broke the camel’s back. All this time she was making health excuses not to see me and she is seeing other clients, even first timers like Sperminator.

I have nothing against Sperminator. He’s a nice guy but I feel really let down by this woman and her motives for doing this to me.

Hence this big negative review.

So WHERE is the criminal behaviour that the police need to investigate. From the review she is a WG who has fucked you over on occasion, like countless WGs do, that ISNT a crime, you cant even sue a WG in a civil court as its legally seen as an immoral contract. What you can do is what you have now done, do a negative review on here to inform others.

This WG has lots of form at fucking some punters about and in my opinion is a low life scumbag when it suits her. But its not a crime to do that rightly or wrongly, if you went to the police bleating about a WG fucking you about like she has they wouldn't be too happy at you wasting their time.

Also nothing you have posted is legally evidence, the only way it would be is if she admitted to fucking you around as you allege. And even then the best you might get is an apology and/or a promise of money off a future booking.

[finn5555]

You don’t believe a word of what I say, so I will say good night now.

You’re not quite right in the head   

[iq129]

So WHERE is the criminal behaviour that the police need to investigate. From the review she is a WG who has fucked you over on occasion, like countless WGs do, that ISNT a crime, you cant even sue a WG in a civil court as its legally seen as an immoral contract. What you can do is what you have now done, do a negative review on here to inform others.

This WG has lots of form at fucking some punters about and in my opinion is a low life scumbag when it suits her. But its not a crime to do that rightly or wrongly, if you went to the police bleating about a WG fucking you about like she has they wouldn't be too happy at you wasting their time.

Also nothing you have posted is legally evidence, the only way it would be is if she admitted to fucking you around as you allege. And even then the best you might get is an apology and/or a promise of money off a future booking.

Smiths, I have given the pizza example above. That is harassment which is a criminal offence. Anyway, I am going to get on with other things. She’s not worth wasting time or boiling blood over. I would be daft to consider suing this woman. It would take 2 years even if I had a brilliant case. I was furious the other day but obviously having calmed down now, I firmly believe the last thing I would do is to sue this woman or report her to the police.

What counts is whether you guys believe my review and offer some sympathy towards my plight.

Thanks

[iq129]

And yes, Smiths, I agree with your suggestions and what you foresee as the outcome. I will move on. I have done my review, and the point was that she fucks even regulars like me. That is something new for everyone here, and is not what other nine negative reviews have mentioned.

[Lou2019]

cyber harassment is also a crlmimal offence and your (what is seems as a) personal vendetta could back fire on you. For your mental wellbeing you would be best to draw a line under your experience as it is clearly consuming you which is not healthy.

[Chorley]

Everything about this WG seems to involve endless shenanigans, bonkers behaviour and drama.
Fuck knows why anyone would bother with her, but ofcourse YMMV 

[finn5555]

Everything about this WG seems to involve endless shenanigans, bonkers behaviour and drama.
Fuck knows why anyone would bother with her, but ofcourse YMMV 

She probably has so many regulars she can fuck people about and not give a shit 

I think the OP thinks his is the only cock she should suck 

[scutty brown]

===snip===

What counts is whether you guys believe my review and offer some sympathy towards my plight.

Thanks

Well, my view is you are a victim of your own stupidity.
She has a reputation for messing people about, and she gave you repeat personal examples of messing you about. You should have dumped her months ago.
I can only conclude that either:
you're besotted with her and are scared to let go and are asking us to tell you to walk away, or
you've so little self confidence that you're scared of losing the only whore who might sometimes see you

She's not in love with you, she treats you like a piece of shit and I suspect her claimed health problems are mental health problems. Walk away and forget about her, she's not worth the energy of thinking about

[Chorley]

Can I just add that you consider yourself ugly and that no one would bother with you.

Can I just point out that (a) Looks are subjective and you could look like a make model and have body dysmorphia, thus believing you're ugly

(b) WG's don't give a shit about your looks. If they did how would a middle aged dad bod like me have so many meets with smoking hot women........erm........ maybe the contents of my wallet? 


Genuinely mate, bin this WG pronto , take a break from punting, get professionall help to improve your self confidence and sense of worth as it sounds at rock bottom from your posts 

[iq129]

cyber harassment is also a crlmimal offence and your (what is seems as a) personal vendetta could back fire on you. For your mental wellbeing you would be best to draw a line under your experience as it is clearly consuming you which is not healthy.

Lou, honestly it is not a personal vendetta. Please believe me. Anyway, I appreciate your advice. And most definitely this has affected me mentally. Take care buddy.

[daviemac]

Smiths, I have given the pizza example above. That is harassment which is a criminal offence. Anyway, I am going to get on with other things. She’s not worth wasting time or boiling blood over. I would be daft to consider suing this woman. It would take 2 years even if I had a brilliant case. I was furious the other day but obviously having calmed down now, I firmly believe the last thing I would do is to sue this woman or report her to the police.

What counts is whether you guys believe my review and offer some sympathy towards my plight.

Thanks

I'm going to give you one piece of advice take notice of this post.

After all the fuss you have made your Review gets a Negative Rating. Now give it a rest or you will be humanely put to sleep for good.

Nothing you have said either in this review or the other one you trashed amounts to any criminal act, if you are lucky, and rich enough, you may and I mean may have a case for civil action. I wouldn't fance your chances of success though.

[iq129]

Well, my view is you are a victim of your own stupidity.
She has a reputation for messing people about, and she gave you repeat personal examples of messing you about. You should have dumped her months ago.
I can only conclude that either:
you're besotted with her and are scared to let go and are asking us to tell you to walk away, or
you've so little self confidence that you're scared of losing the only whore who might sometimes see you

She's not in love with you, she treats you like a piece of shit and I suspect her claimed health problems are mental health problems. Walk away and forget about her, she's not worth the energy of thinking about

Spot on, I am the guilty one and foolish and naive in many ways. Posts like yours boost my morale, and I do have very little confidence. I will tell you more about my personality a bit later. I am going out for an hour. I will be back.

[iq129]

Can I just add that you consider yourself ugly and that no one would bother with you.

Can I just point out that (a) Looks are subjective and you could look like a make model and have body dysmorphia, thus believing you're ugly

(b) WG's don't give a shit about your looks. If they did how would a middle aged dad bod like me have so many meets with smoking hot women........erm........ maybe the contents of my wallet? 


Genuinely mate, bin this WG pronto , take a break from punting, get professionall help to improve your self confidence and sense of worth as it sounds at rock bottom from your posts 

Chorley, thanks for your support and advice. To hell with this nasty woman. You are right my friend. Talk to you later.

[iq129]

I'm going to give you one piece of advice take notice of this post.

Nothing you have said either in this review or the other one you trashed amounts to any criminal act, if you are lucky, and rich enough, you may and I mean may have a case for civil action. I wouldn't fance your chances of success though.

Dear Sir, I am going out for an hour and will reply to all your concerns and queries. Thank you for your patience and cooperation and many thanks for your advice. Much appreciated.

[Milfman1112]

She cancelled on you, we have only heard your side of the story....
Maybe she had reason, if you were a bit too full on wirh texts etc?

[sensualencounter]

So WHERE is the criminal behaviour that the police need to investigate. From the review she is a WG who has fucked you over on occasion, like countless WGs do, that ISNT a crime, you cant even sue a WG in a civil court as its legally seen as an immoral contract. What you can do is what you have now done, do a negative review on here to inform others.

This WG has lots of form at fucking some punters about and in my opinion is a low life scumbag when it suits her. But its not a crime to do that rightly or wrongly, if you went to the police bleating about a WG fucking you about like she has they wouldn't be too happy at you wasting their time.

Also nothing you have posted is legally evidence, the only way it would be is if she admitted to fucking you around as you allege. And even then the best you might get is an apology and/or a promise of money off a future booking.

It’s not an immoral contract as selling and buying sex isn’t illegal.

However, it would be a waste of everyone’s time.

[sensualencounter]

Why do you hold a grudge against me? Didn’t I even send you a very kind PM offering you my friendship? What I have done against you? Wasn’t my PM very gentlemanly?

If I am bi-polar then is there even any point in wasting time providing evidence here?

I want to get on with life rather than having arguments here. I mentioned in my PM some very nice things but to no avail.

I am not wasting my time and going through stress to provide evidence unless the moderator and administrator. My evidence will serve no purpose but to drag on this matter and you will never be satisfied. I am not going to argue and insult anyone, including you, so please let me put an end to this saga.

It is up to others to believe my review.

I will, however, address some of daviemac’s concerns and some very good questions he has asked.

Have a nice day.

Yeah please don’t message me again, it was a bit creepy. And I haven’t got a grudge against you but I do think you’re unhinged and have serious issues.
Your pizza example is a joke right? How many people have taken dominoes to court for not delivering their pizza? 
You’re a bit out of pocket due to your own stupid fault. Big deal. Seriously mate, get over it. The way you dressed this up sounded like she’s been blackmailing you and killed your dog.

I’d seriously take the boss’s advice as well as the mod and stop posting shit.

[daviemac]

Dear Sir, I am going out for an hour and will reply to all your concerns and queries. Thank you for your patience and cooperation and many thanks for your advice. Much appreciated.

I don't have any concerns it is my opinion that you have no clue what you are talking about, you are prone to EAS and you are blaming others for what is your own daft fault.

Take the advice given by Admin (90125), (he is higher up than me) or don't take the advice it's your choice.

[Chorley]

Yeah please don’t message me again, it was a bit creepy. And I haven’t got a grudge against you but I do think you’re unhinged and have serious issues.
Your pizza example is a joke right? How many people have taken dominoes to court for not delivering their pizza? 
You’re a bit out of pocket due to your own stupid fault. Big deal. Seriously mate, get over it. The way you dressed this up sounded like she’s been blackmailing you and killed your dog.

I’d seriously take the boss’s advice as well as the mod and stop posting shit.

I'd also got a random PM and woujd appreciate it if this w as the last one.

[Milfman1112]

She cancelled on you, we have only heard your side of the story....
Maybe she had reason, if you were a bit too full on wirh texts etc?
Also you have not shown evidence of any wrongs to you or others,
Leave it and move on.

[sparkus]

You're clearly looking for some kind of gratification with bookings and contributions to this forum but I'm not sure it's sexual.

[Kev40ish]

Don’t answer any other questions. You have given enough information for people to make an informed decision as to whether to see the SP or not, based on this and other reviews

Personally you should just accept it as it is and move on

[iq129]

I don't have any concerns it is my opinion that you have no clue what you are talking about, you are prone to EAS and you are blaming others for what is your own daft fault.

Take the advice given by Admin (90125), (he is higher up than me) or don't take the advice it's your choice.

I am still young for Euthanasia, so I have taken the advice given by the big boss. Unless Admin suggests that I continue answering queries that other members have raised or that I provide evidence that the lady has been nice to me, then messed me and then been nice and messed me again, I will put an end to this chapter.

I felt my review and the comments prior to it would be of interest to others in here. The other nine negative reviews are about the woman cancelling appointments in favour of regulars. My experience of the lady and my review show that the woman is capable of maltreating her regulars too and this is what I wanted to put across.

Regarding your earlier opinion that I should have left a negative review for her, yes, I could have but she has also offered me a good service alternating with messing me around. So this lady has been worthy of alternating negative and positive reviews. Anyway, a negative would not have been fair considering her service, so I decided not to review her until today.

[daviemac]

 

[sensualencounter]

it feels like that!!! Watch out or he might sue you for giving him advice and him not taking it!

[The_Grinder]

Life is too short to worry about an insignificant WG, she's playing you and you are allowing it, there's plenty more around, find a new lady and have some fun

[norwichfunseeker]

I'm not sure punting as an activity is good for the OP.

Lots of issues here, sounds like a cry for help.

[eldritch]

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[winkywanky]

Hello eldritch, after seven years of virtually no activity (and no reviews), did you post up something and then think better of it? 

[Denhamhoop]

OP I would suggest time to draw a line and move on with your life. There are many other SP's out there who are attractive and suck cock as well as this WG. I like her pictures but her attitude and obvious distain for other people's time means she will never get my money

[Xtro]

I found Alice to be attractive despite being quite big.........

Take for example, if you order a pizza with no intention to eat it .....

Give it to Alice.   

That's the only funny thing I can squeeze out of this!   

[DouglasReynholm]

Alice has been tracked and traced and is proven to be a cause of punter insanity. Which sometimes manifests as EAS, sometimes rage.

Quite big?! Well I'm not going to go one about how hot she is. TBH I haven't seen her since last year, but I've never had a problem and I've seen her 5 times. She can pick and choose her punters - and does.

Also: you have 3 hours free parking at Tesco as long as you spend £5+ and scan your receipt at the touchscreens outside. You pick your car from a photo gallery.

[bobbybecker2016]

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice 

[Xtro]

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice 

Your next door neighbour.   

[winkywanky]

For 24yrs, man and boy...

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[norwichfunseeker]

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Just to go with my Avatar!

[Xtro]

For 24yrs, man and boy...

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A TS without even trying!   

[winkywanky]

...he does look like a big girl's blouse doesn't he? (Well he's definitely wearing one anyway ).

[Xtro]

...he does look like a big girl's blouse doesn't he? (Well he's definitely wearing one anyway ).

Nearest and Dearest IIRC.   

[WASA38]

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice 

Alice ist kaputt

[winkywanky]

Nearest and Dearest IIRC.   

 

[bobbybecker2016]

Your next door neighbour.   

for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice? 

[muffdazzler]

Alicexinwonderland in Stevenage, Hertfordshire

External Link/Members Only

This lady is unique at least from my experience. I have never come across someone not just in escorting but in any situation in life. She is polite, caring and sometimes remorseful, yet she can change gears and become the opposite. In my opinion Alice has a dual personality like Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Maybe she has bi-polar disorder or she has mental health issues, I don’t know but I am suspecting this.

I had considered her negative reviews, but on balance, I trusted her AW feedback score and especially her looks. A busty sexy blonde who kisses well was too good to resist for me.

I saw Alice for the first time late last year. It was a shorter 30 minute appointment just to test her out. This happened in around in November. I had no problem getting a booking with her and everything went smoothly and as per schedule. I found Alice to be attractive despite being quite big and with her age showing but then I am 59 and I am not fussy about older women. The  main thing was that she didn’t hesitate to kiss me properly despite my ugly looks, so this was a huge plus for me. Besides deep kissing, she offered a very good service. We immediately developed chemistry, or at least this was the way I saw it.

Things changed for the worse in December and January when I wanted to see her and she cancelled twice. The first time was due to ‘flu’ and the second time because one of her family members was ill in Poland and that she was flying out immediately. I made these bookings in advance, so it was very bad of her to cancel on the day of my appointment.

Just when I forgot about seeing her, she sent me a text to say she is back and working in England and that she is available. This was in January. I thought I’d see her and made a booking. I did see her and again everything went as scheduled. No excuses. Good service too.

In February, I had another appointment with her. Everything was agreed and I confirmed on the day that I was on my way to Stevenage. She said fine, see you. When I got to the location, after driving for an hour and a half, I sent her a text from the Tesco car park but received no reply. I sent a couple more texts but no reply again. I waited 20 minutes and then sent her an AW message. Some 10 minutes later I checked my AW inbox to see that the message was deleted without even being read!

I furiously drove away. In my state of mind, I forgot to buy £5 of shopping at Tesco to get a free parking voucher. A few days later I ended up paying a fine.

A couple of days later, Alice texted me to say that her family members suddenly turned up and that is why she did not answer my texts. Yet the lady supposedly had time to check her AW and delete my message in front of her family! She was very apologetic and gave me an extra half hour for free.

In late February, just before the lockdown I saw her again and got good service. It wasn’t perfect as she had something on her mind.

Since then and following the lockdown, the lady has again twice cancelled my bookings, again at the last minute, citing health reasons.

Sperminator’s positive review broke my silence and it was the straw that broke the camel’s back. All this time she was making health excuses not to see me and she is seeing other clients, even first timers like Sperminator.

I have nothing against Sperminator. He’s a nice guy but I feel really let down by this woman and her motives for doing this to me.

Hence this big negative review.

Never pay parking fines on privately owned land. A well written letter explaining will get the ticket removed 99% of the time.