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Hi all
I was Manchester for a first post lockdown booze and curry trip and inevitably I couldn’t resist searching for a pre curry appetiser.
First choice who I’d lined up in advance was suddenly unavailable, so made the mistake of the scatter gun approach having done zero research. I came across this profile and booked in for half an hour
Comms and location
Initial comms were great, answered phone and gave the postcode. Hotel seemed big enough to be discreet. However it didn’t get to the best of starts when I was told there was no direct access to the room, instead I had to wait very awkwardly for her to meet me in the lift on the ground floor. I could feel the reception eyes burning on my back!
The girl
From the pics I was disappointed, it was clearly either not her or some very good photoshop. The third profile pic for example implies a decent pair of tits, this wasn’t the case and she actually was uneasy about removing her bra. When it did come off you could tel why. But in fairness she was a decent looking girl, I seem to be recall thinking a white version of Leona Lewis
The service
Probably the worst I’ve had in 25 punts.
Shower done we’re onto the bed. There was no kissing, fair enough due to the situation, but that normally gets me in the mood. Instead, she asks me if I do this often and when I confirm quite regularly she starts probing about alternative hotels I could recommend, even getting her phone out for me to point out recommendations on hotels.com. At which point she starts wanking me off, hardly inspiring chat so things were not rising to the occasion at this point.
She then asks me if I’m married! With my wedding ring on there was no point denying it and so I confirm and her response was to roll her eyes and say “typical”. Now I’m really struggling and the anxiety kicks in that I’m not even going to get hard enough to see this through.
Condom on and my first ever oral with experience - to be fair this was on her profile and my mistake for not checking - but it really isn’t the same. This did the trick though and was good to go for a standard round of me on top, her on top and doggy finish in the bag
I showered and left disappointed
Some research on here in the post match analysis revealed she’d changed username hence I hadn’t found her at the time. Searching her AW ID revealed reports which could have been written by myself, same experience and same suspicion on the pictures
Think this is my first negative review but well deserved. Find when this happens I need another punt to cancel out the experience !