External Link/Members Only£50 for 30 minutes. Now advertising as Lanark but at the time she was in Carluke.
This was back in February, just shy of 6 months ago so one or two details are a little hazy now. Driving home from a trip down south, had tried a few other options but couldn't get anything arranged. Stopped in Carlisle services and considered my options - Carluke is only a slight detour on my way home so rang Lana and she was available when I'd be passing through. I like a big girl from time to time and had previously checked out her PG and liked what I saw. Agreed a rough time and said I'd call her again once I was a bit closer.
Took slightly longer than I expected to reach Carluke and when I rang her again she said that she couldn't manage an hour as she had friends coming over, but could still fit me in for 30 minutes. I had asked for a particular outfit from her gallery but she said it was too big as she'd lost some weight. So asked for her to be freshly showered wearing nothing but a dressing gown (yes I had read the previous concerns about her personal hygiene!).
Parked up at the postcode and called her for directions. Top floor flat, quiet residential area. Passed a rough looking young lad on my way up the stairs but he didn't say anything or give me a second glance.
Inside the flat and found Lana pretty much as expected; hair still damp from the shower and in a dressing gown. Hallway was pretty untidy and the bedroom was even worse - no bed, just a double mattress on the floor. Clothes strewn around the place. I asked to use the bathroom to freshen up myself as I'd had a long drive, again a bit of a mess. Shame as her living room appears pretty tidy in her pics.
Back into the bedroom and handed over £50. Lana dropped the dressing gown and lay down on the mattress. There was a single crutch in the corner of the room and she appeared to be having some difficulty with at least one of her knees, so I figured anything too adventurous would be out the window.
Facially she's not bad, I've certainly seen a lot worse. Massive tits and arse and a couple of spare tyres round the middle. She said there were condoms on the table "if I wanted" so despite no longer advertising bb as previously reported she seems like she'd be ok with it. No OWO or RO today then. She said I was welcome to play with her ass and had lube next to the mattress, but no anal. I got naked and had a good play with and suck on her massive soft tits. Pussy absolutely dripping wet and happy to accept several fingers. Got her on all fours to perv on that big arse and fingered her some more from behind, including a wee play with her bumhole. On with the bag and fucked her hard in doggy for a while before switching to mish and banging her until I came in the bag. She had wisely put a towel down as she does indeed live up to the name.
Lay and had a chat for a few minutes, she was going on about how her friends think she should charge a lot more due to her massive tits and her squirting. Think she'd need to up her game a bit in other areas for that.
Out the door just over the 30 minute mark after a quick cleanup in the bathroom.
Neutral due to the hint of bb and the less than inviting surroundings. Happy enough with the services I enjoyed in the half hour though and scratched the bbw itch for a while.
