I asked one girl last year to 'Wear something sexy'....'Will do, babes', she texted back. 'Babes'???
When she let me in and closed the door behind me and I turned round to look at her, she was wearing one of those short tartan 'Schoolgirl' skirts. Sexy in Japan maybe, but not in North London. Part of me died inside.
As above anyway, it's all gift-wrapping and it gets ripped off and discarded the same way.