External Link/Members OnlyLength of booking: 60 minutes
Price paid: £100.00 (£70 for the hour plus £30.00 for prostate massage)
Date: July 2020
Comms: All by text message initially a couple of days prior, with clear instructions on date, time and location. Instructed to text one hour before to confirm, and then call when parked. Did this, then sent message with rough directions to property and then a further call to guide me in. Needed this as ok to find, but could go wrong if you know what I mean.
The girl: As per Friday-Ad photos, tall side of average height, guess a size 16, ok looking - see attached photos in case advert moves. Told me she was Hungarian. Not wearing make-up as she said had no time to get ready - but I gave her an hours notice - this is disappointing.
Venue: A private house in the warren of terraced houses up from Kwik-Fit in Strood near the chemist. If you know Strood then you'll know where I mean. Safe enough with unrestricted on street parking and no issue finding a space. Clean room with massage couch and other accoutrements needed for service - functional.
The meet: Requested 60 minute massage with prostate massage and hand relief. Profile states no sexual services so these were not expected. Entire massage was done fully clothed (obviously, I was naked!) - and I didn't attempt to touch her anywhere.
Massage started with me lying face down on the couch and having oil rubbed into my back. Was a bit lacklustre to be honest - more procedural with rudimentary rubbing. Did do a few swipes through the arse cheeks but as the kids today would say, it was a bit "meh".
After about 30 to 40 minutes asked to turn over (welcome as I was starting to get bored) but no frontal massage at all. Started rubbing the cock with a huge amount of oil and then gloved up one hand for the arse work. Now this was the best bit - wanking me off with her fingers up my arse - great. Trouble is, too much oil and I lost the cock sensations, so I finished off myself, with her fingers still inside me while she cupped my balls with her other hand. Came over my stomach and she wiped me up. Was ultimately good as I ejaculated - but hand relief when my hands are not relieved is poor.
Had a shower at the start and afterwards. Was a basic over the bath job but worked well and towel was clean and dry.
Overall from walking in to walking out was about 60 minutes, including shower, and then carried on my journey to work.
Summary: I got exactly what I requested but all in all would have expected more. From the lack of makeup, uninspiring massage and too much oil was ok. Would I return - perhaps as handy to hide the visit as on my route to the office but I would rather seek out others.
Ummed and ahhed over the rating - some bits good (prostate), some buts not so good (massage and hand relief) so think neutral is a fair reflection. Guess the mantra of my review, my rating applies here. Some will disagree but hey, there you go.
MODS: Not too sure if I am allowed to attach photos but have done so.
