Grania, Queensway - Diva escort, Average agency punt

[massagepuntingfan]

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Cost:£150
Services: FK, OWO,RO, sex in 3 positions.
Location: Queensway Block .

I rarely punt these days, I prefer seeking or normal dating and as a result my visit to Grania was a disappointment. I saw Grania on the strength of her two reviews which were effusive in their praise of this girl - I left thinking ‘I don’t get it?’ Either my expectations are sky high or others are easily pleased.
I generally look for a mix of chemistry and Skill in a punt and in this punt the chemistry wasn’t there and the skill was a shade below my preference.

The girl: Photos are accurate, she’s attractive in A typical Romanian girl Next door way. Not much more to add, you either are blown away or a bit meh. She’s small, limited smiling, nice soft boobs, C cup. not toned, slim, curvy. Bit of a blotchy tan ok her shoulders.

The punt: Services as mentioned above. She greeted me with a shy smile but there was a general lack of engagement. She barely speaks English and my heart sank a bit when she showed me the bedroom - I thought this will be a standard Rom conveyor belt fuck - and why should I have expected any different? She’s new, probably seeing 10 guys a day and this is just monotonous work.
Had a shower, light didn’t work, returned and sat on bed. Lip kissing with a bit of tongue sticking out, def not FK or crap technique, on to OWO was nice but she holds her fingers half way down the shaft and won’t go deep, bit of eye contact but all a bit passive.
Onto RO, she lay there moaning but again the engagement was lacking, despite this I could taste her getting turned on while she stared at the ceiling.
Moved on to sex, the two single beds pushed together were too bouncy to maintain any rhythm. Cowgirl, she liked, me on top, doggy, she kept on getting into weird positions coupled with malfunctioning bed I got the oil and ended with a hand job. Her handling skills aren’t the greatest, cleaned up shower and left thinking that was average.

So the reason for the neutral and not negative - she tried her best I guess, I don’t feel she’s that skilled and she was willing enough. I’m just done with conveyor belt agency fucks. They’re not for me. It’s not the first time I’ve had vastly differing experiences from the likes of KT. Back to seeking for me.

[king tarzan]

very different experiences ... sorry you had a and one... sounds like i got the winning side of the coin..

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @massagepuntingfan

I think a neutral is about right and adds some balance to her previous reviews.

At least the agency could have put a bloody decent bed to fuck on!

[massagepuntingfan]

Thanks for the review @massagepuntingfan

I think a neutral is about right and adds some balance to her previous reviews.

At least the agency could have put a bloody decent bed to fuck on!

Same flat as Melty and Pantera - I saw Pantera in the main communal area putting on makeup.

[king tarzan]

Same flat as Melty and Pantera - I saw Pantera in the main communal area putting on makeup.

I had a snog with her on the way out.. seemed fine with me.. and when I arrived i saw melty slim and extremely slutty sexy.. definitely on my mango dessert list in the near future.. plan to dip Grania again and them Melty either solo or with her duo partner.. who does not appeal to me much.. i did ask Grania (patiently due to lack of English) if she does lesbian duo with melty but answer was nope..

[Fully Sated]

The girl: Photos are accurate, she’s attractive in A typical Romanian girl Next door way....It’s not the first time I’ve had vastly differing experiences from the likes of KT.

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[king tarzan]

⚽️⚽️ on Maradona's great feet

[HERTSBLUE]

I had a snog with her on the way out.. seemed fine with me.. and when I arrived i saw melty slim and extremely slutty sexy.. definitely on my mango dessert list in the near future.. plan to dip Grania again and them Melty either solo or with her duo partner.. who does not appeal to me much.. i did ask Grania (patiently due to lack of English) if she does lesbian duo with melty but answer was nope..you had a free snog with a Romanian hooker😂

[Meursault]

Thanks for the balanced review OP.
Perhaps more useful than some of the more effusive blather - from those who seem to see themselves as desirable to, and seducers of, these women therefore probably exaggerating at times.

[Crackanut]

I had a snog with her on the way out.. seemed fine with me.. and when I arrived i saw melty slim and extremely slutty sexy.. definitely on my mango dessert list in the near future.. plan to dip Grania again and them Melty either solo or with her duo partner.. who does not appeal to me much.. i did ask Grania (patiently due to lack of English) if she does lesbian duo with melty but answer was nope..

Like fuck you had a snog with her, must have been hallucinating after cracking your nut. Happens to us all fella. 

[king tarzan]

Like fuck you had a snog with her, must have been hallucinating after cracking your nut. Happens to us all fella. 

 were you there somewhere in the background??
invisible perhaps??

[massagepuntingfan]

Thanks for the balanced review OP.
Perhaps more useful than some of the more effusive blather - from those who seem to see themselves as desirable to, and seducers of, these women therefore probably exaggerating at times.

I do sometimes wonder why my experience differs so wildly to others - I’ve been punting long enough to know that tastes and expectations vary, also how a WG reacts to each punter will also vary depending on her tastes/attraction level. That said my experience of these conveyor belt agency escorts is usually on the disappointing side, but mainly due to the reasons I mentioned in my review - overworked, desensitised. One thing I will say for those who claim this girl is a 9 out if 10 etc it is a tad misleading in my opinion. Taste is subjective but please keep reviews grounded please.

[king tarzan]

Thanks for the balanced review OP.
Perhaps more useful than some of the more effusive blather - from those who seem to see themselves as desirable to, and seducers of, these women therefore probably exaggerating at times.

Maybe brand Pitt walked in before me? and she was still on a high 

[massagepuntingfan]

Maybe brand Pitt walked in before me? and she was still on a high 

Or your reviews should be taken with a liberal pinch of salt?

[king tarzan]

Or your reviews should be taken with a liberal pinch of salt?

I suppose the saying 'horses for courses' comes to mind... anyways has to be admitted in punting the word "gelling" does come into it even though we are paying..

There was some blonde i reviewed not so long ago, Alexia Grant, to me she was a proper bitch and appointment terminated and luckily i got all my readies back.. and others said the had a good time with the slut..

that is the way it goes.. bruised nuts at the monet.. let them heal and get yourself on another hottie..

[massagepuntingfan]

I suppose the saying 'horses for courses' comes to mind... anyways has to be admitted in punting the word "gelling" does come into it even though we are paying..

There was some blonde i reviewed not so long ago, Alexia Grant, to me she was a proper bitch and appointment terminated and luckily i got all my readies back.. and others said the had a good time with the slut..

that is the way it goes.. bruised nuts at the monet.. let them heal and get yourself on another hottie..

I’m not a fan of the way you refer to some women as ‘bitches’ and ‘sluts’. As you say ymmv and not gelling with a lady doesn’t mean one should refer to them in such a way.

[king tarzan]

I’m not a fan of the way you refer to some women as ‘bitches’ and ‘sluts’. As you say ymmv and not gelling with a lady doesn’t mean one should refer to them in such a way.

each to there own  :thumbs:

I am sure you will have great fun once your bruised nuts have healed.. there are plenty more hotties around...

I tend to gamble with Romanian hotties more with agencies than AW.. at least with agencies you can have a moan and whinge if anything goes wrong...

[The Night King]

Sorry your experience didn't match mine MassagePuntingFan  . KT's obviously did. As we all know the first rule of punting =YMMV.

If you didn't fancy her that's subjective of course. Most escorts are average looking at best and given the photoshop used in their profile pics we're constantly rolling the dice on whether they're a minger or not.

Videos on these sites are a boon because you get a much better idea of how they really look. I have dodged a lot of bullets like this. She looks exactly like the video and to me the SP is FAF 

I did say she lacked experience and the room was spartan. The two beds squished together is never ideal.

I will slaughter an SP on here if needed.  I will be as effusive as I like if I have a great time - that's the point isnt it?

[king tarzan]

Sorry your experience didn't match mine MassagePuntingFan  . KT's obviously did. As we all know the first rule of punting =YMMV.

If you didn't fancy her that's subjective of course. Most escorts are average looking at best and given the photoshop used in their profile pics we're constantly rolling the dice on whether they're a minger or not.

Videos on these sites are a boon because you get a much better idea of how they really look. I have dodged a lot of bullets like this. She looks exactly like the video and to me the SP is FAF 

I did say she lacked experience and the room was spartan. The two beds squished together is never ideal.

I will slaughter an SP on here if needed.  I will be as effusive as I like if I have a great time - that's the point isnt it?

Anyways our experience was different to his in our respective reviews... snogging intimacy wise completely different...
races for courses...
I have had some shockers, but 2 hours or a day or two laters I have been humping a hottie...win some lose some.. its a gamble in this game... either a diamond sparking service or shit in a lovely cake box!!

[The Night King]

I had a snog with her on the way out.. seemed fine with me.. and when I arrived i saw melty slim and extremely slutty sexy.. definitely on my mango dessert list in the near future.. plan to dip Grania again and them Melty either solo or with her duo partner.. who does not appeal to me much.. i did ask Grania (patiently due to lack of English) if she does lesbian duo with melty but answer was nope..

Who are you saying you had a snog with? Pantera or Melty?

Pantera is very slim.  Melty is more of a size 10. Bit confused. Freebies are few and far between around here 

[massagepuntingfan]

I don’t have bruised nuts KT. As I said my punting frequency has dropped over the last year or two, I prefer more fulfilling sexual encounters that visiting an escort doesn’t provide.
You have enough people trying to knock you on here KT and I’ve no desire to become one of them, but you do yourself no favours referring to women in this way - it shows a lack of empathy and awareness, even if you think it, sometimes it’s best to moderate your thoughts and try and balance your reviews accordingly. Having seen a number of women you’ve reviewed highly and had a disappointing time I can only stick to my assumption that your reviews should be taken with a pinch of salt.

[king tarzan]

Who are you saying you had a snog with? Pantera or Melty?

Pantera is very slim.  Melty is more of a size 10. Bit confused. Freebies are few and far between around here 

Grania on the way out had snog with..
Melty answered the door when i arrived and was very yummy delicious...
I would love to do Grania and Melty 3some.. but sadly Grania not lesbian..
Melty definitely on my yummy dessert list..

[king tarzan]

I don’t have bruised nuts KT. As I said my punting frequency has dropped over the last year or two, I prefer more fulfilling sexual encounters that visiting an escort doesn’t provide.
You have enough people trying to knock you on here KT and I’ve no desire to become one of them, but you do yourself no favours referring to women in this way - it shows a lack of empathy and awareness, even if you think it, sometimes it’s best to moderate your thoughts and try and balance your reviews accordingly. Having seen a number of women you’ve reviewed highly and had a disappointing time I can only stick to my assumption that your reviews should be taken with a pinch of salt.

Fair enough pinch of salt!! 
I put 1.5 teaspoons in my curries when i make them!!

On a serious level experiences differ vastly from person to person..

Only a handful of women can sustain consistency in this game.. example Stacy Summer comes to mind..

[Meursault]

I’m not a fan of the way you refer to some women as ‘bitches’ and ‘sluts’. As you say ymmv and not gelling with a lady doesn’t mean one should refer to them in such a way.

There's a lot of out and out unnecessary misogyny on this forum.
It would be much better with out it but hey, it's a free country.

[Jerk Chicken]

I do sometimes wonder why my experience differs so wildly to others - I’ve been punting long enough to know that tastes and expectations vary, also how a WG reacts to each punter will also vary depending on her tastes/attraction level. That said my experience of these conveyor belt agency escorts is usually on the disappointing side, but mainly due to the reasons I mentioned in my review - overworked, desensitised. One thing I will say for those who claim this girl is a 9 out if 10 etc it is a tad misleading in my opinion. Taste is subjective but please keep reviews grounded please.

I don’t think anybody looking at those pics can justify a 9/10 rating be that facial features or her body so I think we can all agree to park that notion.

Nearly every WG I have seen more than once so convo flows easier has told me punter attitude defines the type of punt he gets. Obviously other factors will come into play but this is the main one.

[king tarzan]

There's a lot of out and out unnecessary misogyny on this forum.
It would be much better with out it but hey, it's a free country.

All i can say Punjabi is the most brutal language to swear at both men and women..

No one should accept to be wronged by any one regardless of there sex...

I don't like to be made to look a fool by anyone..

No one has a right to free money without working for it.. including myself..

[Meursault]

All i can say Punjabi is the most brutal language to swear at both men and women..

No one should accept to be wronged by any one regardless of there sex...

I don't like to be made to look a fool by anyone..

No one has a right to free money without working for it.. including myself..

A completely irrelevant response to my assertion 

[king tarzan]

A completely irrelevant response to my assertion 

each to there own...

[massagepuntingfan]

I don’t think anybody looking at those pics can justify a 9/10 rating be that facial features or her body so I think we can all agree to park that notion.

Nearly every WG I have seen more than once so convo flows easier has told me punter attitude defines the type of punt he gets. Obviously other factors will come into play but this is the main one.

Sure I totally get that sentiment. I think it simply boils down to the fact that I’ve been having much much better sex elsewhere and enduring an average agency punt was quite a stark reminder really. I don’t say this to show off, just a statement of fact.

[Jerk Chicken]

Sure I totally get that sentiment. I think it simply boils down to the fact that I’ve been having much much better sex elsewhere and enduring an average agency punt was quite a stark reminder really. I don’t say this to show off, just a statement of fact.

I totally get that bro.

I have not had a typical a”agency” punt for years. I had plan to sample one of these Diva Ruskis but your experience has reminded me why I stopped booking these type of SPs.