BlondeBeauty - Borough Green - TOFTT

[Lister]

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£150 for one hour. No extras.

Putting is strictly limited for me at the moment due to much less travelling for work post Covid lockdown. However, I managed to get away for a while and booked an hour with Hannah. She had not been reviewed on here and I thought I would TOFFT. Her profile looked a bit suspiciously good and most of the feedback was quite old so I would not usually take the risk – but needs must….
The punt was at the usual place in Borough Green, a bit of a dive with a pretty grotty shower over a bath with no screen and very poor water pressure. Not my favourite place it must be said. The rooms are rather basic and the beds are poor quality and noisy. Anyway, I was met at the door by Hannah and was pleasantly surprised initially as she has a very attractive face and long blonde hair. However, she says on her profile she is a size 10 with a 34 bust ad 24 waist and this is pure fiction. I would guess at a size 14 above the waist and 16 below with enormous hips and bum. I generally go for slim types so this was a bit of a disappointment. With no plan B and little time to spare I decided to go ahead anyway. She greeted me with a kiss and a smile, which was nice (lips but no tongues at this stage). I had a shower – if you can call it that in the small dribble of water available, and then proceeded to the bedroom - a rather dingy room with a chair and a bed. Hannah greeted me with a kiss, some FK but not DFK. She removed her shoes and dress and was smaller than expected – I would guess at 5’ 2” where her profile states 5’ 6” s I suspect she may be using someone else’s profile or this was a B&S.

Anyway, we had a bit of a mutual fondle as we undressed each other and she revealed quite a large tummy that had been concealed by her dress. Then it was onto the bed where she wiped her fanny with a wet wipe as an introduction! I was a bit reluctant to perform RO, which I generally enjoy, as I was obviously suspicious of hygiene issues, but ventured a bit south slowly and as it happened all was fine. It was a hot day so the wipe may have been just a precaution. She was happy with a gentle finger and did a good impression of cumming after a while. With a bit more FK and fondling she asked me to play with her nipples while she frigged herself to another big O which was quite enjoyable. Then she went for OWO on me. Plenty of attention to balls and shaft but only stayed on the bell end for about 30 seconds at a time and never went very deep. No hands though and kept switching between cock and balls. She doesn’t offer CIM so on with the cover and into cowgirl. This was quite good although she kept switching rhythm as it was approaching the crucial moment which prolonged things – not that this was necessarily a bad thing.

After a break for some conversation (she speaks good English) and bit of a massage it was on to round two. Missionary was good, with Hannah bringing her knees up so I could go deep, and then doggy to finish.

Hannah was pleasant, enthusiastic and smiley throughout and after another shower and a kiss goodbye, I left reasonably happy despite my initial reservations. There was no clockwatching and I left around 5 minutes past the hour. I have given this a positive as I left happy despite the obvious physical anomalies but YMMV – some might give her a negative for the misleading profile, if you only like slim girls she may not be for you. If you hanker after the Brazilian bubble butt – go for it!

The Good
Attractive face 7.5/10
Enthusiastic
Accurate “likes”

The neutral
Older than stated. 29 on profile but has a teenage daughter, but being economical with the truth about age is par for the course with most prossies.

The Bad
Much bigger than stated on profile
Not the best venue.

Would I visit again – possibly if desperate and limited options.

[Basalt]

I had the same thing when I saw her, she hadn't been reviewed.

I didn't mind the bed but she left the lights on and the TV, it was a bit distracting on a hot day. I should have said something but you never do. I would say the photos in the profile are reasonable however the day I met her she had massive black roots and a spotty chin so that was a bit of a shock. She is definitely 5'2" and she's a lot bigger than her photos, like OP says massive wide arse and reasonable tits. The thing I found strange was her stomach was podgy at the front but nothing at the sides, like she'd sewn a hot water bottle under her skin. It was a vanilla punt, OWO, mish and doggy... to be honest I didn't enjoy it, like I say lights and it was hot, saggy belly and massive arse, spotty chin and I made the mistake of going down on her straight away. It wasn't disgusting but it was a bit sweaty and I couldn't really keep it up she wasn't doing it for me so I just wanted to finish and get out. Tried to go back into mish to finish quickly and she had this wide-eyed stare at me like I had a tarantula on my shoulder, I tried to stroke her throat and turn her head at the same time but she just turned it back to look at me. Honestly, it was like this >8( , "everything ok?" "yes baby" .... In the end stopped, wanked over her tits got dressed and left.

I'd give her a 5/10, mostly because of the spotty chin. I wouldn't go back, except for maybe a 15min blow and go. Venue was fine but there was massive renovations next door the day I went so I had to walk past a load of blokes on scaffolding. They obviously didn't know what was next door but I didn't like to take chances!

[Jeffpike]

The place is horrendous. I went through the Kitchen and it looked liked a hoarders house. Will never go back.