Author Topic: Chloesexy1 – Borough Green (previously known as Kelly Jones) overpriced  (Read 5117 times)


12 review(s) for kellyjones1 (7 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

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£200 for 1 hour

Ok so this is way over what I normally pay for an hour unless I know the girl is exceptional or I am absolutely desperate. In this case it was the latter as frustration had built up over lockdown and I had not relieved the tension for months!

Comms were good, I phoned her number and she answered almost right away, sounded great, and happy to meet at the prescribed time. So off I went, keenly anticipating the attractive slim blonde awaiting me at journeys end. I was not disappointed when she opened the door. Age 25 on her profile is about right, attractive, blonde and quite petite.

The ground floor flat was a bit of a dump to be honest. I was let into a rather run-down kitchen and through into a small, dark bedroom with a light that barely worked. I asked for a shower first, as I like to be spotless on arrival and I had come from work. The bathroom leaves a lot to be desired with a very old and rather manky shower over the bath, with no curtain and barely working hot water, but it just about did the job. Into the rather small bedroom and Chloe was waiting for me in a little black dress. Here was the first disappointment. Chloe has a long list of “likes” on her profile – one of the main reasons I chose her and was willing to pay to premium. Sadly, her profile is a work of fiction. I do enjoy DFK in a punt as it makes everything seem much more like a real GFE.  However, despite having French kissing listed on her profile (and my breath was as squeaky clean as my body) she turned her head away before I could even approach. The nearest I got was kissing her neck.  I unzipped her dress and she does have a pair of magnificent boobs, and just for once they were not enhanced!  As for the rest of her – she has put on some weigh and has a bit of a tummy. Not enough to put me off but certainly not like her profile. I would say she is certainly a size 8 now if not a bit larger – possibly a bit of a mummy tummy? She sat on the bed and pulled me close for a bit of a tit wank before asking me if I wanted OW or OWO. I opted for OWO as I really do not enjoy OW. The oral was OK but rather soft and with a lot of hand action. I had asked to cum twice and she was obviously trying to get me to cum as quickly as possible so I asked her to slow down and aske her to lie on the bed so I could return the compliment, but she said she was enjoying sucking me too much and continued. I wasn’t one to complain as it was not too bad having an attractive blonde sucking me off, but after a while I again asked if I could taste her pussy. She then said that she doesn’t enjoy reverse oral so we should have sex instead. Now I really enjoy gong down on a nice pussy and it is one of the things I look forward to in a punt. It is also listed in her “likes” list – so another lie! Fingering or touching her below the waist was also out so on with the hat and we started out in cowgirl. At least that gave me access to her lovely boobs. After a while we changed to mish and she kept moving to the side a bit which was awkward but eventually I came.

There followed a rather haphazard and ineffective massage – more of a bit of gentle stroking really and then on to round two. Some oral and hand work to get the old fella working again and then I asked for doggy. She obliged for a while abut then stopped me and said that I should cum in her mouth. I would have been happy to continue doggy but as that was not on the cards, I was happy with CIM. In fact it was more like a vigorous hand job to get me to cum as quick as possible. As I was about to cum, I asked her to put it in her mouth and she did oblige so I got a CIM and she rushed off to spit it out.  I then had another shower before leaving about 5 minutes before my time.

So all in all, an attractive lady, rather plumper than her profile suggests, with a very inaccurate likes list and vastly overpriced for a very vanilla punt. Pleasant enough girl but there are very many out there who offer much better value for money.

Would I go back? Not unless she dropped her prices dramatically and lived up to her likes list. In other words as unlikely as snowballs chance in hell. Shame really because I quite fancied her.

The good

Attractive blonde
Age about right
Lovely boobs

The neutral

Bit of a tummy

The bad
Doesn’t allow kissing
Doesn’t allow reverse oral
Doesn’t allow touching below the waist
Tries to get you to cum as quickly as possible
Too much hand, rather wishy washy oral
Totally inaccurate “likes” list
Tries to get you out quickly
Vastly overpriced


Offline luv2kiss54

Another example of an over priced english girl not delivering stated services. Well done on reviewing.

I considered booking her a couple of years ago when she was much cheaper but didn't go ahead when she said on the phone that her breasts were enhanced which i dont enjoy so bit surprised by your comments about her natural breasts.

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£200 for 1 hour

Ok so this is way over what I normally pay for an hour unless I know the girl is exceptional or I am absolutely desperate. In this case it was the latter as frustration had built up over lockdown and I had not relieved the tension for months!

Comms were good, I phoned her number and she answered almost right away, sounded great, and happy to meet at the prescribed time. So off I went, keenly anticipating the attractive slim blonde awaiting me at journeys end. I was not disappointed when she opened the door. Age 25 on her profile is about right, attractive, blonde and quite petite.

The ground floor flat was a bit of a dump to be honest. I was let into a rather run-down kitchen and through into a small, dark bedroom with a light that barely worked. I asked for a shower first, as I like to be spotless on arrival and I had come from work. The bathroom leaves a lot to be desired with a very old and rather manky shower over the bath, with no curtain and barely working hot water, but it just about did the job. Into the rather small bedroom and Chloe was waiting for me in a little black dress. Here was the first disappointment. Chloe has a long list of “likes” on her profile – one of the main reasons I chose her and was willing to pay to premium. Sadly, her profile is a work of fiction. I do enjoy DFK in a punt as it makes everything seem much more like a real GFE.  However, despite having French kissing listed on her profile (and my breath was as squeaky clean as my body) she turned her head away before I could even approach. The nearest I got was kissing her neck.  I unzipped her dress and she does have a pair of magnificent boobs, and just for once they were not enhanced!  As for the rest of her – she has put on some weigh and has a bit of a tummy. Not enough to put me off but certainly not like her profile. I would say she is certainly a size 8 now if not a bit larger – possibly a bit of a mummy tummy? She sat on the bed and pulled me close for a bit of a tit wank before asking me if I wanted OW or OWO. I opted for OWO as I really do not enjoy OW. The oral was OK but rather soft and with a lot of hand action. I had asked to cum twice and she was obviously trying to get me to cum as quickly as possible so I asked her to slow down and aske her to lie on the bed so I could return the compliment, but she said she was enjoying sucking me too much and continued. I wasn’t one to complain as it was not too bad having an attractive blonde sucking me off, but after a while I again asked if I could taste her pussy. She then said that she doesn’t enjoy reverse oral so we should have sex instead. Now I really enjoy gong down on a nice pussy and it is one of the things I look forward to in a punt. It is also listed in her “likes” list – so another lie! Fingering or touching her below the waist was also out so on with the hat and we started out in cowgirl. At least that gave me access to her lovely boobs. After a while we changed to mish and she kept moving to the side a bit which was awkward but eventually I came.

There followed a rather haphazard and ineffective massage – more of a bit of gentle stroking really and then on to round two. Some oral and hand work to get the old fella working again and then I asked for doggy. She obliged for a while abut then stopped me and said that I should cum in her mouth. I would have been happy to continue doggy but as that was not on the cards, I was happy with CIM. In fact it was more like a vigorous hand job to get me to cum as quick as possible. As I was about to cum, I asked her to put it in her mouth and she did oblige so I got a CIM and she rushed off to spit it out.  I then had another shower before leaving about 5 minutes before my time.

So all in all, an attractive lady, rather plumper than her profile suggests, with a very inaccurate likes list and vastly overpriced for a very vanilla punt. Pleasant enough girl but there are very many out there who offer much better value for money.

Would I go back? Not unless she dropped her prices dramatically and lived up to her likes list. In other words as unlikely as snowballs chance in hell. Shame really because I quite fancied her.

The good

Attractive blonde
Age about right
Lovely boobs

The neutral

Bit of a tummy

The bad
Doesn’t allow kissing
Doesn’t allow reverse oral
Doesn’t allow touching below the waist
Tries to get you to cum as quickly as possible
Too much hand, rather wishy washy oral
Totally inaccurate “likes” list
Tries to get you out quickly
Vastly overpriced

Very honest review. Thanks.

I have seen her a few times, you are totally correct her list of likes is a work of fiction. She does bullshit alot, knows how to play men.

Not sure what is going on with her name change plus her ridiculous rise in price. She was already over-priced.

It is true a bullshitting English girl you can meet in club and want a one night stand, but price is mad.

The place needs work doing, surprised people have to clocked on what is going on in the house, or why she has not decided to move to a hotel.
 
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Very honest review. Thanks.

I have seen her a few times, you are totally correct her list of likes is a work of fiction. She does bullshit alot, knows how to play men.

Not sure what is going on with her name change plus her ridiculous rise in price. She was already over-priced.

It is true a bullshitting English girl you can meet in club and want a one night stand, but price is mad.

The place needs work doing, surprised people have to clocked on what is going on in the house, or why she has not decided to move to a hotel.

Dont understand, why have you seen her a few times if you know she is a bullshitter ?

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Dont understand, why have you seen her a few times if you know she is a bullshitter ?
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Dont understand, why have you seen her a few times if you know she is a bullshitter ?

Because West Kent is a desert and it was some time between visits.

She is a good looking girl, as the reviewer stated.

Go and check for yourself.

My last visit was a few years back, she could of gain weight or had a baby or was already a mum etc.

Also I didn't do an hour even at her old price.

Now she is taking the piss, better to go to London.
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<<The place needs work doing, surprised people have to clocked on what is going on in the house, or why she has not decided to move to a hotel.>>

apparantly she does work from a house or flat near Dartford for some of the week, which she said she prefers - not surprised!

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Another example of an over priced english girl not delivering stated services.
I don't agree with that, lots of my best times have been with the home grown honey's, very polite and very honest and extremely professional.. obviously there will be a few bad exceptions here and there..
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<<The place needs work doing, surprised people have to clocked on what is going on in the house, or why she has not decided to move to a hotel.>>

apparantly she does work from a house or flat near Dartford for some of the week, which she said she prefers - not surprised!

Problem is she is a good looking girl, but is selective I think with who she performs. I had seen her on webcam before I saw her person. She hasn't done web on AW in a few years now.

Kent is a real desert for punters and I have not punted now in a few years, regard it as a very expensive hobby with little joy.

Her rates are now a money grab. I think she gets good reviews on AW because punters find her sexy and has her regulars.

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I don't agree with that, lots of my best times have been with the home grown honey's, very polite and very honest and extremely professional.. obviously there will be a few bad exceptions here and there..
Glad your experiences have been better than mine. Yes i have had the odd exception but in general, English girls just think, because they are english, they can charge more when often the services dont match.